Beat the crap out of a random VGF Member !! - Page 2

PSYCHOKID909 · 06-02-2006, 02:11 PM

Upon seeing Saeed tied to the stone pedistall he once stood on I advance upon him. I deside to make this a rather nasty death. The first step I teack is breaking his bones, First to go are the coller bones, then come the shoulder blades, after that I continu to shatter the varus bones of his arms. After those are done I set to work on breaking all the bones in his hands starting with his wrists then working down to his finger tips. After that a Few crushing blows take care of his legs and feet. The next and final step is to peeling waya the varus layers of tissu on his body. This is accoplished with a fillet knife. Then once all the skin has been removed I leave him to writh in agony and die from massive bloodloss.

Auron · 06-02-2006, 08:24 PM

For a lack of a creative way of writing this:

I'll just jump him and bash his face with my fists until he has no head left to maul.

Cham Zord · 06-02-2006, 08:24 PM

I'd have Saeed listen to Celine Dion while watching Hogan's Heroes for 36 hours.

☎☃☢ · 06-02-2006, 11:20 PM

I'll make him watch The Swedish Chef Skits, Man-a-Popsicle commercials, and Kabouter Plop. He'll start singing insane Mock-Swedish to "Do the Goose" while eating Popsicles. I'll then shoot him with a NORMAL gun.

N Kong · 06-03-2006, 12:41 PM

I slap saeed like a sissy.Then let driver ants crawl down his throat and infest his lungs.Saeed suffocates.

Metal Man · 06-03-2006, 03:27 PM

I stuff his throat full of

, then bury him in an ocean of

. As he suffocates, I

him in the head and then stab him in the heart with a

.

☎☃☢ · 06-03-2006, 04:13 PM

I make him watch Barney and his Friends backwards.

Crazybirdanimations · 06-03-2006, 05:20 PM

STOP MAKING THIS topiC!!! Thwe end of the world will come oif you dont stop this! Turtles will gather and eat the mutant zombies growing out of tommy hankin's eye sockets! AND THEN THE END SHALL COME!!!

But, seriosely, stop making this difficult, this isnt funny in the least bit. What excuse could you guys possibly have!?

☎☃☢ · 06-03-2006, 05:31 PM

^I f you mean "Change the name of the person that we're killing" I think that would be good.

***ZeldaGirl*** · 06-03-2006, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saeed

STOP MAKING THIS topiC!!! Thwe end of the world will come oif you dont stop this! Turtles will gather and eat the mutant zombies growing out of tommy hankin's eye sockets! AND THEN THE END SHALL COME!!!

But, seriosely, stop making this difficult, this isnt funny in the least bit. What excuse could you guys possibly have!?

You posting in this topic will only fuel the flames. Its in your best interest to leave.

Crazybirdanimations · 06-03-2006, 05:43 PM

Can you at least change the name? That was a good idea...

***ZeldaGirl*** · 06-03-2006, 05:47 PM

...no.

Crazybirdanimations · 06-03-2006, 06:00 PM

I'm adding everyone to my buddy list!

Well....Please continue... I probably deserve it anyway..

Metal Man · 06-03-2006, 06:17 PM

* Metal Man runs over Saeed with a harvester, grinding him into tiny pieces.

N Kong · 06-03-2006, 06:22 PM

*Drops an atomic bomb on VGF*

YEAH!!!!Saeed is dead..............wait w-where is everyone??!!

PSYCHOKID909 · 06-03-2006, 08:35 PM

after Seeing Saeed respawn I Take a small glass jar out of my pocket, inside are two waxy lumps of pure white phosphorus. Then I unscrew the lid of the jar. after getting out a pair of twezeres I reach in and grab some of the highly combustible componet. Then with a quick snap of the wrist sent the chemical careerning at Saeed. The fool was too thick headed to move out of the way. The projectile hit ome sticking to his skin right between his eyes. Next it began to emit a brillent white smoke as it began to sublimate in the oxigin, burning away the skin on Saeed's forhead in the process. Saeed began to run around ina glibbing panick caused by the excrusating pain being delt by the chemical stuck to him. After about fiviteen minutes it had burn a hole down clear to the bone. As the poor fool lay helpless on the ground I approached him again using the twesers I fished out the only remaining bit of the white phosphorus, I then dropped it into his gapping mouth and quickly forced him to swallo tacking great joy knowing that it would do incredible damge to his Liver Kidneas, and heart, and eventualy cause a mulity orgaion failer that would result in his death. So I simpaly watched waiting for the end to come, and it did roughly an hour later.

Leinad · 06-04-2006, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saeed

I'm adding everyone to my buddy list!

Well....Please continue... I probably deserve it anyway..

take me off that bloody list you little goit!

N Kong · 06-04-2006, 07:24 PM

What he said!!!!!!!! ^

PSYCHOKID909 · 06-04-2006, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by N king

What he said!!!!!!!! ^

Agreed.

Loco2185 · 06-05-2006, 12:16 AM

Yo Metal Man thats very creative but i got another idea in real life just get a bunch of your homies and just kick the living hell out of himm its very simple you dont have to get all creative stupid damn you just have to kcik his little ass to death cause hes soo weak he aint nothin but bones lol

So its as simple as 1 2 3 ok

06-02-2006, 02:11 PM	#21
PSYCHOKID909 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: On the run. Gender: Posts: 8,413 Thanks: 79 Thanked 41 Times in 35 Posts Points: 5,539.61 Bank: 4,658.21 Total Points: 10,197.82 Donate	Upon seeing Saeed tied to the stone pedistall he once stood on I advance upon him. I deside to make this a rather nasty death. The first step I teack is breaking his bones, First to go are the coller bones, then come the shoulder blades, after that I continu to shatter the varus bones of his arms. After those are done I set to work on breaking all the bones in his hands starting with his wrists then working down to his finger tips. After that a Few crushing blows take care of his legs and feet. The next and final step is to peeling waya the varus layers of tissu on his body. This is accoplished with a fillet knife. Then once all the skin has been removed I leave him to writh in agony and die from massive bloodloss.

06-02-2006, 08:24 PM	#22
Auron Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: I don't know. Where do I live? Gender: Posts: 5,782 Thanks: 7 Thanked 194 Times in 124 Posts Points: 1,566.96 Bank: 354,013.52 Total Points: 355,580.48 Donate	For a lack of a creative way of writing this: I'll just jump him and bash his face with my fists until he has no head left to maul.

06-02-2006, 08:24 PM	#23
Cham Zord Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: My toilet works! Yay! Gender: Posts: 1,935 Thanks: 5 Thanked 7 Times in 4 Posts Points: 2,894.80 Bank: 6,813.74 Total Points: 9,708.54 Donate	I'd have Saeed listen to Celine Dion while watching Hogan's Heroes for 36 hours.

06-02-2006, 11:20 PM	#24
☎☃☢ Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,858 Thanks: 290 Thanked 207 Times in 137 Posts Points: 22,427.66 Bank: 44,708.17 Total Points: 67,135.83 Donate	I'll make him watch The Swedish Chef Skits, Man-a-Popsicle commercials, and Kabouter Plop. He'll start singing insane Mock-Swedish to "Do the Goose" while eating Popsicles. I'll then shoot him with a NORMAL gun.

06-03-2006, 12:41 PM	#25
N Kong Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Wuzzleberg Gender: Posts: 989 Thanks: 7 Thanked 15 Times in 13 Posts Points: 452.92 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 452.92 Donate	I slap saeed like a sissy.Then let driver ants crawl down his throat and infest his lungs.Saeed suffocates.

06-03-2006, 03:27 PM	#26
Metal Man Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Gender: Posts: 6,901 Thanks: 76 Thanked 226 Times in 157 Posts Points: 14,089.13 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 14,089.13 Donate	I stuff his throat full of , then bury him in an ocean of . As he suffocates, I him in the head and then stab him in the heart with a .

06-03-2006, 04:13 PM	#27
☎☃☢ Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,858 Thanks: 290 Thanked 207 Times in 137 Posts Points: 22,427.66 Bank: 44,708.17 Total Points: 67,135.83 Donate	I make him watch Barney and his Friends backwards.

06-03-2006, 05:20 PM	#28
Crazybirdanimations Platinum Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Gender: Posts: 4,680 Thanks: 233 Thanked 203 Times in 166 Posts Points: 16,673.01 Bank: 9,895.58 Total Points: 26,568.59 Donate	STOP MAKING THIS topiC!!! Thwe end of the world will come oif you dont stop this! Turtles will gather and eat the mutant zombies growing out of tommy hankin's eye sockets! AND THEN THE END SHALL COME!!! But, seriosely, stop making this difficult, this isnt funny in the least bit. What excuse could you guys possibly have!?

06-03-2006, 05:31 PM	#29
☎☃☢ Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,858 Thanks: 290 Thanked 207 Times in 137 Posts Points: 22,427.66 Bank: 44,708.17 Total Points: 67,135.83 Donate	^I f you mean "Change the name of the person that we're killing" I think that would be good.

06-03-2006, 05:43 PM	#31
Crazybirdanimations Platinum Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Gender: Posts: 4,680 Thanks: 233 Thanked 203 Times in 166 Posts Points: 16,673.01 Bank: 9,895.58 Total Points: 26,568.59 Donate	Can you at least change the name? That was a good idea...

06-03-2006, 05:47 PM	#32
*ZeldaGirl* Venting SuperMod Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Why do YOU want to know...? Gender: Posts: 12,321 Thanks: 540 Thanked 899 Times in 612 Posts Points: 34,480.79 Bank: 624,225.55 Total Points: 658,706.33 Donate	...no.

06-03-2006, 06:00 PM	#33
Crazybirdanimations Platinum Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Gender: Posts: 4,680 Thanks: 233 Thanked 203 Times in 166 Posts Points: 16,673.01 Bank: 9,895.58 Total Points: 26,568.59 Donate	I'm adding everyone to my buddy list! Well....Please continue... I probably deserve it anyway..

06-03-2006, 06:17 PM	#34
Metal Man Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Gender: Posts: 6,901 Thanks: 76 Thanked 226 Times in 157 Posts Points: 14,089.13 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 14,089.13 Donate	* Metal Man runs over Saeed with a harvester, grinding him into tiny pieces.

06-03-2006, 06:22 PM	#35
N Kong Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Wuzzleberg Gender: Posts: 989 Thanks: 7 Thanked 15 Times in 13 Posts Points: 452.92 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 452.92 Donate	Drops an atomic bomb on VGF YEAH!!!!Saeed is dead..............wait w-where is everyone??!!

06-03-2006, 08:35 PM	#36
PSYCHOKID909 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: On the run. Gender: Posts: 8,413 Thanks: 79 Thanked 41 Times in 35 Posts Points: 5,539.61 Bank: 4,658.21 Total Points: 10,197.82 Donate	after Seeing Saeed respawn I Take a small glass jar out of my pocket, inside are two waxy lumps of pure white phosphorus. Then I unscrew the lid of the jar. after getting out a pair of twezeres I reach in and grab some of the highly combustible componet. Then with a quick snap of the wrist sent the chemical careerning at Saeed. The fool was too thick headed to move out of the way. The projectile hit ome sticking to his skin right between his eyes. Next it began to emit a brillent white smoke as it began to sublimate in the oxigin, burning away the skin on Saeed's forhead in the process. Saeed began to run around ina glibbing panick caused by the excrusating pain being delt by the chemical stuck to him. After about fiviteen minutes it had burn a hole down clear to the bone. As the poor fool lay helpless on the ground I approached him again using the twesers I fished out the only remaining bit of the white phosphorus, I then dropped it into his gapping mouth and quickly forced him to swallo tacking great joy knowing that it would do incredible damge to his Liver Kidneas, and heart, and eventualy cause a mulity orgaion failer that would result in his death. So I simpaly watched waiting for the end to come, and it did roughly an hour later.

06-04-2006, 07:24 PM	#38
N Kong Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Wuzzleberg Gender: Posts: 989 Thanks: 7 Thanked 15 Times in 13 Posts Points: 452.92 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 452.92 Donate	What he said!!!!!!!! ^

06-05-2006, 12:16 AM	#40
Loco2185 Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: somewhere in hell Gender: Posts: 146 Thanks: 13 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts Points: 4,801.53 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 4,801.53 Donate	Yo Metal Man thats very creative but i got another idea in real life just get a bunch of your homies and just kick the living hell out of himm its very simple you dont have to get all creative stupid damn you just have to kcik his little ass to death cause hes soo weak he aint nothin but bones lol So its as simple as 1 2 3 ok