Beat the crap out of a random VGF Member !! - Page 6

Golden Ganon · 07-25-2006, 06:01 PM

* Golden Ganon and bartman101 fuse to make Bandit-Destroyer! Then we blow away Bandit with the Bandit destroying weapon!

The Joker · 07-27-2006, 01:23 PM

It was about to be night time and as the final rays of the sun’s light became swallowed in the enveloping darkness, a strong breeze began to blow through the air. A strange chill of death permeated the surrounding area as the dark Vampire raised from his grave. The clumps of earth fell from his body as he emerged with a terrible countenance painted across his face. His eyes of insidious evil had fixed their preternatural gaze up on the one known as Ultimate Ganon. This weak and pathetic fool stood upright as if to present himself an actual warrior worthy of dealing the cold hand of death to the various other members of this world.

But as the spirit of vengeance saw it, Ultimate Ganon was the one who deserved death above all the others. So the pale white skin of the vampire made a slight trail in the air as Joker tore through the skies flying at full speed towards the unsuspecting idiot. Seconds before coming into contact with the enemy, Joker unsheathed his favorite sword from its scabbard and held it out like a scythe. All Ultimate Ganon felt was the passing wind rush by him, it wasn’t until he blinked and noticed a tall albino looking man standing in front of him that he could sense something was terribly wrong. Slowly UG tilted his head down toward his midsection and saw the embedded hilt of a sword ran right through him. As if both bewildered and shocked from the surging pain that rushed to his brain and synapses, he could only mutter a half audible response and gave the stupidest look as Joker smiled an evil grin and pulled the blade straight out. Before the lips from his wounds could close together from the release of the steel blade, Joker’s left hand shot right into the open wound and dug deep into the Ultimate Ganon’s intestines. The all too familiar squish of soft tissue and fatty globs of muscle found their way into the Vampire’s granite like grip. And with one quick tug, Joker had ripped free the large intestines from the idiot fool and hastily wrapped the elongated organ around the still surprised and conscious Ganon.

As Ultimate Ganon began to choke from the matted flesh being wrapped around his neck he watched in horror as Joker hoisted him up high into the air by the end piece of his intestine. Floating to the nearest tree, Joker took his sword and nailed the end of the bleeding organ to the highest branch he could find. There like a poor, poor fool, Ultimate Ganon hung like a captured and convicted pirate, hung by his own intestine and with a look of stupidity that would be eternally etched into his face.

The Scatmanson · 07-27-2006, 01:45 PM

* The Scatmanson bows down to Joker, then slits the throat of all who were too lazy to read that post

Bartman101 · 07-27-2006, 03:06 PM

* Bartman101 attacks galefore ruthlessly and doesnt stop.

* Bartman101 grabs a baseball bat and breaks it over galefores head.

If you thought that hurt wait til your damn tournament starts.

Bandit · 07-27-2006, 08:44 PM

* Bandit begins to beat UG's body with a stick, as if he were a pinata

Double Genocide · 07-27-2006, 08:46 PM

^^^^that...was the most amazing post...i...have ever...read.

* Double Genocide 's head explodes in sheer amazement

MC Mushi Mo · 07-27-2006, 09:30 PM

* MC Mushi Mo goes to the members list and randomly selects a name with his eyes closed.... UG(UltimateGanon)

Sorry man, I chose completely randomly.

* MC Mushi Mo stalks UG untill he comes to a secluded spot. I then throw a Chipunk towards UG. They flame each other untill I fully load my A-K 47 and begin to shoot. I start with the legs, UG goes down and I move on to his hips, then his stomach, his neck, and finally I put his completely severed head onto a pole barbarian style.

Golden Ganon · 07-28-2006, 06:07 AM

Cool, looks like I am the next person to beat up!

MC Mushi Mo, I am sure.

VG_Addict II · 10-28-2006, 08:23 PM

*VGA makes MC Mushi Mo listen to K-Fed until he bleeds to death through his ears*

Bomby · 10-28-2006, 10:06 PM

* Bomby beats the crap out of self.

Big Daddy · 11-04-2006, 08:41 AM

beats the crap out of manboy

Irby · 11-04-2006, 03:15 PM

*Beats the sh*t out of Bartman because Bartman lies and is stupid*

Mikhail Gorbachev · 11-04-2006, 03:24 PM

* Mikhail Gorbachev beats up GTX for being an idiot

VG_Addict II · 11-04-2006, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metal Man

I see Saeed... and just seeing him makes me so angry I turn red. I walk up to him, and then, in Marvel vs. Capcom style, time itself stops. Then, as he is frozen still, I rapidly punch his face, smashing his vile visage into pieces.

Then I raise a fist, shout "ULTIMATE SAEED KILLER" in Japanese, and ala the Proton Cannon, a gigantic cannon appears on my shoulders. I fire it, and Saeed is hit by a Michael Jackson CD, an N64, thirteen copies of War and Peace, a cell phone, and an exploding wombat. Then my right fist glows as Saeed is telekinetically picked up and slammed to my left and right repeatedly, so much he flies through the ground and is now orbiting me in a circle at high speeds.

He orbits me at even increasing speeds, until he hits light speed and is incincerated. Then I take the ashes, revive them, and then go back in time and send Saeed's living self into the burning ashes of himself prior. I loop this 15 times, and then I fly behind the moon and crash it into the ring of infinitely self-killing Saeeds.

Then I power up even more and yell 'ARMAGEDDON!!!' and summon all the attacks ever made by every fighter in existance to shred the bits of Saeed, the moon, and Earth into tiny pieces. Then I summon the Space Colony Ark and have it shoot the debris with its Eclipse cannon 10-20 times.

Finally, I use immense gravity to compact the rubble into pieces, about the size of a soccer ball, and launch it into the sun, which supernovas. I crash all the planets into it, and then crush the entire universe into there, upon which I then launch dark matter and comets into until it turns into a giant block of burning energy which collapses on itself, taking out 90% of the galaxy and shredding Saeed into molecular pieces, then teleporting his remains into another dimension which is made entirely out of acid.

That......was..........AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lucas · 11-04-2006, 06:21 PM

* Lucas beats up VGA as an Absol.

VG_Addict II · 11-04-2006, 06:28 PM

* VG_Addict II throws knives at FX

Lucas · 11-04-2006, 06:39 PM

* Lucas dodges them, and bites you. I have seriously sharp teeth right now, BTW.

Mikhail Gorbachev · 11-04-2006, 06:40 PM

* Mikhail Gorbachev beats the crap out of Chucky because I don't like him.

Lucas · 11-05-2006, 05:50 PM

* Lucas mauls VGA.

Irby · 11-05-2006, 06:33 PM

*SMG beats the f*cking sh*t out of Bartman because SMG hates Bartman's guts.

07-27-2006, 01:23 PM	#102
The Joker You see, my father was a drunk and fiend..... Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: The Planet of Eternal Darkness Gender: Posts: 10,086 Thanks: 2,336 Thanked 269 Times in 192 Posts Points: 825.44 Bank: 14,564.29 Total Points: 15,389.73 Donate	It was about to be night time and as the final rays of the sun’s light became swallowed in the enveloping darkness, a strong breeze began to blow through the air. A strange chill of death permeated the surrounding area as the dark Vampire raised from his grave. The clumps of earth fell from his body as he emerged with a terrible countenance painted across his face. His eyes of insidious evil had fixed their preternatural gaze up on the one known as Ultimate Ganon. This weak and pathetic fool stood upright as if to present himself an actual warrior worthy of dealing the cold hand of death to the various other members of this world. But as the spirit of vengeance saw it, Ultimate Ganon was the one who deserved death above all the others. So the pale white skin of the vampire made a slight trail in the air as Joker tore through the skies flying at full speed towards the unsuspecting idiot. Seconds before coming into contact with the enemy, Joker unsheathed his favorite sword from its scabbard and held it out like a scythe. All Ultimate Ganon felt was the passing wind rush by him, it wasn’t until he blinked and noticed a tall albino looking man standing in front of him that he could sense something was terribly wrong. Slowly UG tilted his head down toward his midsection and saw the embedded hilt of a sword ran right through him. As if both bewildered and shocked from the surging pain that rushed to his brain and synapses, he could only mutter a half audible response and gave the stupidest look as Joker smiled an evil grin and pulled the blade straight out. Before the lips from his wounds could close together from the release of the steel blade, Joker’s left hand shot right into the open wound and dug deep into the Ultimate Ganon’s intestines. The all too familiar squish of soft tissue and fatty globs of muscle found their way into the Vampire’s granite like grip. And with one quick tug, Joker had ripped free the large intestines from the idiot fool and hastily wrapped the elongated organ around the still surprised and conscious Ganon. As Ultimate Ganon began to choke from the matted flesh being wrapped around his neck he watched in horror as Joker hoisted him up high into the air by the end piece of his intestine. Floating to the nearest tree, Joker took his sword and nailed the end of the bleeding organ to the highest branch he could find. There like a poor, poor fool, Ultimate Ganon hung like a captured and convicted pirate, hung by his own intestine and with a look of stupidity that would be eternally etched into his face. __________________ How about a Magic Trick?? I'm going to make this pencil dissapear !

07-25-2006, 06:01 PM	#101
Golden Ganon Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: North Dakota, U.S. Gender: Posts: 3,396 Thanks: 38 Thanked 67 Times in 60 Posts Points: 10,812.08 Bank: 103.04 Total Points: 10,915.12 Donate	* Golden Ganon and bartman101 fuse to make Bandit-Destroyer! Then we blow away Bandit with the Bandit destroying weapon!

07-27-2006, 01:45 PM	#103
The Scatmanson badadadadiiii Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: BOP BOP BOTTOM BOP Gender: Posts: 5,668 Thanks: 652 Thanked 387 Times in 292 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 5,837.89 Bank: 20,325.19 Total Points: 26,163.07 Donate	* The Scatmanson bows down to Joker, then slits the throat of all who were too lazy to read that post

07-27-2006, 03:06 PM	#104
Bartman101 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: I'm Bartman, ya fool Gender: Posts: 5,869 Thanks: 386 Thanked 126 Times in 102 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 4,829.86 Bank: 58,061.97 Total Points: 62,891.83 Donate	* Bartman101 attacks galefore ruthlessly and doesnt stop. * Bartman101 grabs a baseball bat and breaks it over galefores head. If you thought that hurt wait til your damn tournament starts.

07-27-2006, 08:44 PM	#105
Bandit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Your Pants Gender: Posts: 3,685 Thanks: 184 Thanked 165 Times in 91 Posts Points: 25,686.14 Bank: 1.38 Total Points: 25,687.52 Donate	* Bandit begins to beat UG's body with a stick, as if he were a pinata

07-27-2006, 08:46 PM	#106
Double Genocide Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In front of my computer with my games and my guitars. Gender: Posts: 2,576 Thanks: 97 Thanked 88 Times in 80 Posts Points: 58,849.19 Bank: 0.41 Total Points: 58,849.60 Donate	^^^^that...was the most amazing post...i...have ever...read. * Double Genocide 's head explodes in sheer amazement

07-27-2006, 09:30 PM	#107
MC Mushi Mo This Isn't Real. Really, It's not. Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: That one place. Gender: Posts: 6,606 Thanks: 109 Thanked 308 Times in 245 Posts Points: 10,666.66 Bank: 47,745.51 Total Points: 58,412.17 Donate	* MC Mushi Mo goes to the members list and randomly selects a name with his eyes closed.... UG(UltimateGanon) Sorry man, I chose completely randomly. * MC Mushi Mo stalks UG untill he comes to a secluded spot. I then throw a Chipunk towards UG. They flame each other untill I fully load my A-K 47 and begin to shoot. I start with the legs, UG goes down and I move on to his hips, then his stomach, his neck, and finally I put his completely severed head onto a pole barbarian style.

07-28-2006, 06:07 AM	#108
Golden Ganon Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: North Dakota, U.S. Gender: Posts: 3,396 Thanks: 38 Thanked 67 Times in 60 Posts Points: 10,812.08 Bank: 103.04 Total Points: 10,915.12 Donate	Cool, looks like I am the next person to beat up! MC Mushi Mo, I am sure.

10-28-2006, 08:23 PM	#109
VG_Addict II Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: in a dumpster in NYC Gender: Posts: 523 Thanks: 6 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts Points: 45,655.51 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 45,655.51 Donate	VGA makes MC Mushi Mo listen to K-Fed until he bleeds to death through his ears

10-28-2006, 10:06 PM	#110
Bomby My name is Stereotype with an A Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Searching the city for Sci-Fi Wasabi Gender: Posts: 15,200 Thanks: 210 Thanked 613 Times in 399 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 8,109.27 Bank: 2,506,696.76 Total Points: 2,514,806.04 Donate	* Bomby beats the crap out of self.

11-04-2006, 08:41 AM	#111
Big Daddy Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rapture Gender: Posts: 1,109 Thanks: 25 Thanked 38 Times in 22 Posts Points: 1,803.00 Bank: 8,825.42 Total Points: 10,628.42 Donate	*beats the crap out of manboy*

11-04-2006, 03:15 PM	#112
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 7,003 Thanks: 344 Thanked 118 Times in 100 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 43,124.83 Bank: 16,978.39 Total Points: 60,103.22 Donate	**Beats the sht out of Bartman because Bartman lies and is stupid***

11-04-2006, 03:24 PM	#113
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,580 Thanks: 29 Thanked 79 Times in 63 Posts Points: 63.71 Bank: 30,317.43 Total Points: 30,381.14 Donate	* Mikhail Gorbachev beats up GTX for being an idiot

11-04-2006, 06:21 PM	#115
Lucas Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: In that one place. Yeah... Gender: Posts: 1,377 Thanks: 50 Thanked 32 Times in 29 Posts Points: 651.46 Bank: 94,524.58 Total Points: 95,176.04 Donate	* Lucas beats up VGA as an Absol.

11-04-2006, 06:28 PM	#116
VG_Addict II Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: in a dumpster in NYC Gender: Posts: 523 Thanks: 6 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts Points: 45,655.51 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 45,655.51 Donate	* VG_Addict II throws knives at FX

11-04-2006, 06:39 PM	#117
Lucas Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: In that one place. Yeah... Gender: Posts: 1,377 Thanks: 50 Thanked 32 Times in 29 Posts Points: 651.46 Bank: 94,524.58 Total Points: 95,176.04 Donate	* Lucas dodges them, and bites you. I have seriously sharp teeth right now, BTW.

11-04-2006, 06:40 PM	#118
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,580 Thanks: 29 Thanked 79 Times in 63 Posts Points: 63.71 Bank: 30,317.43 Total Points: 30,381.14 Donate	* Mikhail Gorbachev beats the crap out of Chucky because I don't like him.

11-05-2006, 05:50 PM	#119
Lucas Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: In that one place. Yeah... Gender: Posts: 1,377 Thanks: 50 Thanked 32 Times in 29 Posts Points: 651.46 Bank: 94,524.58 Total Points: 95,176.04 Donate	* Lucas mauls VGA.

11-05-2006, 06:33 PM	#120
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 7,003 Thanks: 344 Thanked 118 Times in 100 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 43,124.83 Bank: 16,978.39 Total Points: 60,103.22 Donate	SMG beats the fcking sh*t out of Bartman because SMG hates Bartman's guts.