Beat the crap out of a random VGF Member !! - VGF

The Joker · 05-28-2006, 10:36 AM

OOC: Rules are very simple, choose a member from VGF and beat the crap out of them !@!!

Saeed is seen standing on a pedestal with a stupid look on his face, you know the kind of look that just says "Hi I shat my pants!!". While Saeed stares off into space like some lost chipmunk on a branch, Joker the Vampire Lord comes up from behind and sends the pointed ends of two silver captain's hooks right into the temples of his eyes. Dragging the poor buffoon by his temples, the vampire then hoists him up on to the branch of a tree where his is then tied and decorated with sparkles and confetti. After enough makeup and glitter has been applied, Joker pulls out a whistle and blows into the instrument with a powerful gust of air. Soon the ground begins to rumble as the off in the distance can bee seen an oncoming stampede of k-6 grade children all wearing blindfolds and carrying large wooden sticks. With in moments they have surrounded the vampire and his victim, Joker with a sly smile, looks to the children and simply says….”piñata”

And that moment they all rush in like an oncoming army of Celts being led by the famous brave heart and begin to break their wooden sticks against the raw flesh of one known as Saeed.

Chunky Kong12345 · 05-28-2006, 10:47 AM

Oooh, censor bypass.

Leinad · 05-28-2006, 10:49 AM

firstly, I'd shove a hook through his armpit and leave him to bleed dry. I'd then cut open his 'belly' and rip out his intestines, and force-feed them to him. I'd then split his lower body from his upper and burn it in front of him. And then I'd leave him there, hanging. obviously I can think of sick stuff like this when I try.

Insert unfunny meme here · 05-28-2006, 12:47 PM

I cut off Saeed's Belly Muscles and put them in the oven. They transform into Bacon! Then I eat the bacon.

Leinad · 05-28-2006, 12:50 PM

I don't think this is an ongoing story.

Curly Brace · 05-28-2006, 01:12 PM

I sit in the bushes, and as a trusty sniper, I load my gun and start looking around for that moron. He wouldn't be hard to miss the commander said, due to that he looks like a Disney Cartoon Character. I tilted my hat, and lay on the cool earth, and look through my scope. Saeed, happily skipping around shouting bad grammar and giving everyone crappy flashes halted. He senses danger was by. I sigh, and finger my trigger as gentle as could be. Yami Yoshi came up behind me to try and stop him, but I turn around and quickly aimed for his mouth as he tried to give his mundane insults, and blew his brains to pieces. Saeed, too stupid as it was, tried to take cover under a Barney blanket. "Heh" I thought to myself, as I aimed my gun again, and to my happiness, he was from the enemy line, and he was armed with a FLAMETHOWER. I aimed for the gas tank...The flamethrower was on, and while he was cowering...

*Shoot*

*EXPLODE*

He came running around, like a ghost, and the more he runs, his legs turns to ash, and he landed on the ground, crying, raising his arm up, until he turned into full ash. I then take the ashes, and feed my goldfish with them.

The end.

The Joker · 05-28-2006, 01:13 PM

^ LOL

S.B.U.L.I. · 05-28-2006, 01:17 PM

I jump out of the shadows and stab Saeed in the head with a Bannana
HEY! JOKER!

Curly Brace · 05-28-2006, 01:21 PM

But, you're S.B.U.L.I.!

Leinad · 05-28-2006, 01:21 PM

heh, since when is punishment bad?

Insert unfunny meme here · 05-28-2006, 01:53 PM

I get my Pickle Gun and shoot Saeed. Saeed gets Garlic Burns.

Sonic Fanatic · 05-28-2006, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tikal

I sit in the bushes, and as a trusty sniper, I load my gun and start looking around for that moron. He wouldn't be hard to miss the commander said, due to that he looks like a Disney Cartoon Character. I tilted my hat, and lay on the cool earth, and look through my scope. Saeed, happily skipping around shouting bad grammar and giving everyone crappy flashes halted. He senses danger was by. I sigh, and finger my trigger as gentle as could be. Yami Yoshi came up behind me to try and stop him, but I turn around and quickly aimed for his mouth as he tried to give his mundane insults, and blew his brains to pieces. Saeed, too stupid as it was, tried to take cover under a Barney blanket. "Heh" I thought to myself, as I aimed my gun again, and to my happiness, he was from the enemy line, and he was armed with a FLAMETHOWER. I aimed for the gas tank...The flamethrower was on, and while he was cowering...

*Shoot*

*EXPLODE*

He came running around, like a ghost, and the more he runs, his legs turns to ash, and he landed on the ground, crying, raising his arm up, until he turned into full ash. I then take the ashes, and feed my goldfish with them.

The end.

*Rolls on floor laughing till face turns red*

Insert unfunny meme here · 05-28-2006, 05:43 PM

Notice that Saeed's spirit is in a new body called Sbuli. I'll blow up Saeed the Ragdoll, now.

Metal Man · 05-28-2006, 06:54 PM

I see Saeed... and just seeing him makes me so angry I turn red. I walk up to him, and then, in Marvel vs. Capcom style, time itself stops. Then, as he is frozen still, I rapidly punch his face, smashing his vile visage into pieces.

Then I raise a fist, shout "ULTIMATE SAEED KILLER" in Japanese, and ala the Proton Cannon, a gigantic cannon appears on my shoulders. I fire it, and Saeed is hit by a Michael Jackson CD, an N64, thirteen copies of War and Peace, a cell phone, and an exploding wombat. Then my right fist glows as Saeed is telekinetically picked up and slammed to my left and right repeatedly, so much he flies through the ground and is now orbiting me in a circle at high speeds.

He orbits me at even increasing speeds, until he hits light speed and is incincerated. Then I take the ashes, revive them, and then go back in time and send Saeed's living self into the burning ashes of himself prior. I loop this 15 times, and then I fly behind the moon and crash it into the ring of infinitely self-killing Saeeds.

Then I power up even more and yell 'ARMAGEDDON!!!' and summon all the attacks ever made by every fighter in existance to shred the bits of Saeed, the moon, and Earth into tiny pieces. Then I summon the Space Colony Ark and have it shoot the debris with its Eclipse cannon 10-20 times.

Finally, I use immense gravity to compact the rubble into pieces, about the size of a soccer ball, and launch it into the sun, which supernovas. I crash all the planets into it, and then crush the entire universe into there, upon which I then launch dark matter and comets into until it turns into a giant block of burning energy which collapses on itself, taking out 90% of the galaxy and shredding Saeed into molecular pieces, then teleporting his remains into another dimension which is made entirely out of acid.

Viceroy Nute Gunray · 05-28-2006, 08:32 PM

* Viceroy Nute Gunray kicks saeed

Insert unfunny meme here · 05-29-2006, 02:05 PM

I hit saeed with Better Than Bandit's a million times. They BOTH die.

MasaFACE · 06-01-2006, 07:25 AM

Rabid Monkeys, unleash them on a unexpecting Saeed. Then after he is half dead, finish him with a soldering iron, slow and painful... Then run and leave the zombie MJ to perform Necrophiela to his corspe....

Codiekitty · 06-01-2006, 10:23 AM

* Codiekitty castrates Saeed with a crowbar

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

Vapor · 06-01-2006, 05:17 PM

Saeed is walking through the forest.

I jump out of the trees and blast him with flames and whack him with a submarine.

Legion · 06-02-2006, 09:46 AM

I bake Saeed into a cake and leave him in a room with John Prescott.

'Nuff said, really.

05-28-2006, 10:36 AM	#1
The Joker So a gun walks into a bar.... Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: The Planet of Eternal Darkness Gender: Posts: 9,951 Thanks: 1,096 Thanked 252 Times in 184 Posts Points: 284.87 Bank: 9,491.65 Total Points: 9,776.52 Donate	Beat the crap out of a random VGF Member !! OOC: Rules are very simple, choose a member from VGF and beat the crap out of them !@!! Saeed is seen standing on a pedestal with a stupid look on his face, you know the kind of look that just says "Hi I shat my pants!!". While Saeed stares off into space like some lost chipmunk on a branch, Joker the Vampire Lord comes up from behind and sends the pointed ends of two silver captain's hooks right into the temples of his eyes. Dragging the poor buffoon by his temples, the vampire then hoists him up on to the branch of a tree where his is then tied and decorated with sparkles and confetti. After enough makeup and glitter has been applied, Joker pulls out a whistle and blows into the instrument with a powerful gust of air. Soon the ground begins to rumble as the off in the distance can bee seen an oncoming stampede of k-6 grade children all wearing blindfolds and carrying large wooden sticks. With in moments they have surrounded the vampire and his victim, Joker with a sly smile, looks to the children and simply says….”piñata” And that moment they all rush in like an oncoming army of Celts being led by the famous brave heart and begin to break their wooden sticks against the raw flesh of one known as Saeed. __________________ Now every post can have headbangy goodness Last edited by Joker; 06-05-2006 at 04:05 PM.

05-28-2006, 12:47 PM	#4
Insert unfunny meme here Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,795 Thanks: 275 Thanked 182 Times in 127 Posts Points: 23,073.47 Bank: 38,314.99 Total Points: 61,388.46 Donate	I cut off Saeed's Belly Muscles and put them in the oven. They transform into Bacon! Then I eat the bacon. Last edited by Frumious B.; 05-28-2006 at 01:52 PM.

05-28-2006, 01:12 PM	#6
Curly Brace THE ALL AROUND YUMMIEST. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Maryland Gender: Posts: 5,772 Thanks: 127 Thanked 116 Times in 82 Posts Points: 15,420.93 Bank: 37,251.94 Total Points: 52,672.88 Donate	I sit in the bushes, and as a trusty sniper, I load my gun and start looking around for that moron. He wouldn't be hard to miss the commander said, due to that he looks like a Disney Cartoon Character. I tilted my hat, and lay on the cool earth, and look through my scope. Saeed, happily skipping around shouting bad grammar and giving everyone crappy flashes halted. He senses danger was by. I sigh, and finger my trigger as gentle as could be. Yami Yoshi came up behind me to try and stop him, but I turn around and quickly aimed for his mouth as he tried to give his mundane insults, and blew his brains to pieces. Saeed, too stupid as it was, tried to take cover under a Barney blanket. "Heh" I thought to myself, as I aimed my gun again, and to my happiness, he was from the enemy line, and he was armed with a FLAMETHOWER. I aimed for the gas tank...The flamethrower was on, and while he was cowering... Shoot EXPLODE He came running around, like a ghost, and the more he runs, his legs turns to ash, and he landed on the ground, crying, raising his arm up, until he turned into full ash. I then take the ashes, and feed my goldfish with them. The end. __________________ WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!

05-28-2006, 01:13 PM	#7
The Joker So a gun walks into a bar.... Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: The Planet of Eternal Darkness Gender: Posts: 9,951 Thanks: 1,096 Thanked 252 Times in 184 Posts Points: 284.87 Bank: 9,491.65 Total Points: 9,776.52 Donate	^ LOL __________________ Now every post can have headbangy goodness

05-28-2006, 01:17 PM	#8
S.B.U.L.I. Junior Member Join Date: May 2006 Gender: Posts: 125 Thanks: 1 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts Points: 2,029.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 2,029.00 Donate	I jump out of the shadows and stab Saeed in the head with a Bannana HEY! JOKER! Last edited by S.B.U.L.I.; 05-28-2006 at 01:48 PM.

05-28-2006, 10:47 AM	#2
Chunky Kong12345 BEEP BEEP I'M A JEEP Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,405 Thanks: 61 Thanked 207 Times in 150 Posts Points: 1,645.25 Bank: 80,535.77 Total Points: 82,181.02 Donate	Oooh, censor bypass.

05-28-2006, 10:49 AM	#3
Leinad Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: right behind you, b*tch! Gender: Posts: 1,669 Thanks: 34 Thanked 34 Times in 31 Posts Points: 19,312.00 Bank: 0.80 Total Points: 19,312.80 Donate	firstly, I'd shove a hook through his armpit and leave him to bleed dry. I'd then cut open his 'belly' and rip out his intestines, and force-feed them to him. I'd then split his lower body from his upper and burn it in front of him. And then I'd leave him there, hanging. obviously I can think of sick stuff like this when I try.

05-28-2006, 12:50 PM	#5
Leinad Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: right behind you, b*tch! Gender: Posts: 1,669 Thanks: 34 Thanked 34 Times in 31 Posts Points: 19,312.00 Bank: 0.80 Total Points: 19,312.80 Donate	I don't think this is an ongoing story.

05-28-2006, 01:21 PM	#9
Curly Brace THE ALL AROUND YUMMIEST. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Maryland Gender: Posts: 5,772 Thanks: 127 Thanked 116 Times in 82 Posts Points: 15,420.93 Bank: 37,251.94 Total Points: 52,672.88 Donate	But, you're S.B.U.L.I.! __________________ WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!

05-28-2006, 01:21 PM	#10
Leinad Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: right behind you, b*tch! Gender: Posts: 1,669 Thanks: 34 Thanked 34 Times in 31 Posts Points: 19,312.00 Bank: 0.80 Total Points: 19,312.80 Donate	heh, since when is punishment bad? Last edited by phobos, the demon king; 05-28-2006 at 01:27 PM.

05-28-2006, 01:53 PM	#11
Insert unfunny meme here Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,795 Thanks: 275 Thanked 182 Times in 127 Posts Points: 23,073.47 Bank: 38,314.99 Total Points: 61,388.46 Donate	I get my Pickle Gun and shoot Saeed. Saeed gets Garlic Burns.

05-28-2006, 05:43 PM	#13
Insert unfunny meme here Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,795 Thanks: 275 Thanked 182 Times in 127 Posts Points: 23,073.47 Bank: 38,314.99 Total Points: 61,388.46 Donate	Notice that Saeed's spirit is in a new body called Sbuli. I'll blow up Saeed the Ragdoll, now.

05-28-2006, 06:54 PM	#14
Metal Man Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Gender: Posts: 6,679 Thanks: 74 Thanked 186 Times in 126 Posts Points: 6,759.15 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 6,759.15 Donate	I see Saeed... and just seeing him makes me so angry I turn red. I walk up to him, and then, in Marvel vs. Capcom style, time itself stops. Then, as he is frozen still, I rapidly punch his face, smashing his vile visage into pieces. Then I raise a fist, shout "ULTIMATE SAEED KILLER" in Japanese, and ala the Proton Cannon, a gigantic cannon appears on my shoulders. I fire it, and Saeed is hit by a Michael Jackson CD, an N64, thirteen copies of War and Peace, a cell phone, and an exploding wombat. Then my right fist glows as Saeed is telekinetically picked up and slammed to my left and right repeatedly, so much he flies through the ground and is now orbiting me in a circle at high speeds. He orbits me at even increasing speeds, until he hits light speed and is incincerated. Then I take the ashes, revive them, and then go back in time and send Saeed's living self into the burning ashes of himself prior. I loop this 15 times, and then I fly behind the moon and crash it into the ring of infinitely self-killing Saeeds. Then I power up even more and yell 'ARMAGEDDON!!!' and summon all the attacks ever made by every fighter in existance to shred the bits of Saeed, the moon, and Earth into tiny pieces. Then I summon the Space Colony Ark and have it shoot the debris with its Eclipse cannon 10-20 times. Finally, I use immense gravity to compact the rubble into pieces, about the size of a soccer ball, and launch it into the sun, which supernovas. I crash all the planets into it, and then crush the entire universe into there, upon which I then launch dark matter and comets into until it turns into a giant block of burning energy which collapses on itself, taking out 90% of the galaxy and shredding Saeed into molecular pieces, then teleporting his remains into another dimension which is made entirely out of acid.

05-28-2006, 08:32 PM	#15
Viceroy Nute Gunray Fallen Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: new york Gender: Posts: 35,823 Thanks: 187 Thanked 129 Times in 92 Posts Points: 85,006.99 Bank: 38,699.14 Total Points: 123,706.13 Donate	* Viceroy Nute Gunray kicks saeed

05-29-2006, 02:05 PM	#16
Insert unfunny meme here Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,795 Thanks: 275 Thanked 182 Times in 127 Posts Points: 23,073.47 Bank: 38,314.99 Total Points: 61,388.46 Donate	I hit saeed with Better Than Bandit's a million times. They BOTH die.

06-01-2006, 07:25 AM	#17
MasaFACE Anime & Cartoon Mod Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: In my pants Gender: Posts: 1,806 Thanks: 580 Thanked 171 Times in 107 Posts Points: 13,453.49 Bank: 6,227.91 Total Points: 19,681.40 Donate	Rabid Monkeys, unleash them on a unexpecting Saeed. Then after he is half dead, finish him with a soldering iron, slow and painful... Then run and leave the zombie MJ to perform Necrophiela to his corspe....

06-01-2006, 10:23 AM	#18
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 175 Times in 120 Posts Points: 42,868.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,064,319.46 Donate	* Codiekitty castrates Saeed with a crowbar Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

06-01-2006, 05:17 PM	#19
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Far beyond the twisted reach, of craaazy sorroow. Gender: Posts: 2,825 Thanks: 76 Thanked 50 Times in 43 Posts Points: 3,748.39 Bank: 24,386.63 Total Points: 28,135.02 Donate	Saeed is walking through the forest. I jump out of the trees and blast him with flames and whack him with a submarine.

06-02-2006, 09:46 AM	#20
Legion Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Greater Mancester, UK Gender: Posts: 1,860 Thanks: 10 Thanked 16 Times in 11 Posts Points: 7,753.29 Bank: 6,647.77 Total Points: 14,401.06 Donate	I bake Saeed into a cake and leave him in a room with John Prescott. 'Nuff said, really.