Beat the crap out of a random VGF Member !!

Joker · 05-28-2006, 10:36 AM

OOC: Rules are very simple, choose a member from VGF and beat the crap out of them !@!!

Saeed is seen standing on a pedestal with a stupid look on his face, you know the kind of look that just says "Hi I shat my pants!!". While Saeed stares off into space like some lost chipmunk on a branch, Joker the Vampire Lord comes up from behind and sends the pointed ends of two silver captain's hooks right into the temples of his eyes. Dragging the poor buffoon by his temples, the vampire then hoists him up on to the branch of a tree where his is then tied and decorated with sparkles and confetti. After enough makeup and glitter has been applied, Joker pulls out a whistle and blows into the instrument with a powerful gust of air. Soon the ground begins to rumble as the off in the distance can bee seen an oncoming stampede of k-6 grade children all wearing blindfolds and carrying large wooden sticks. With in moments they have surrounded the vampire and his victim, Joker with a sly smile, looks to the children and simply says….”piñata”

And that moment they all rush in like an oncoming army of Celts being led by the famous brave heart and begin to break their wooden sticks against the raw flesh of one known as Saeed.

Rainbow Dash · 05-28-2006, 10:47 AM

Oooh, censor bypass.

Leinad · 05-28-2006, 10:49 AM

firstly, I'd shove a hook through his armpit and leave him to bleed dry. I'd then cut open his 'belly' and rip out his intestines, and force-feed them to him. I'd then split his lower body from his upper and burn it in front of him. And then I'd leave him there, hanging. obviously I can think of sick stuff like this when I try.

Frumie · 05-28-2006, 12:47 PM

I cut off Saeed's Belly Muscles and put them in the oven. They transform into Bacon! Then I eat the bacon.

Leinad · 05-28-2006, 12:50 PM

I don't think this is an ongoing story.

Godot · 05-28-2006, 01:12 PM

I sit in the bushes, and as a trusty sniper, I load my gun and start looking around for that moron. He wouldn't be hard to miss the commander said, due to that he looks like a Disney Cartoon Character. I tilted my hat, and lay on the cool earth, and look through my scope. Saeed, happily skipping around shouting bad grammar and giving everyone crappy flashes halted. He senses danger was by. I sigh, and finger my trigger as gentle as could be. Yami Yoshi came up behind me to try and stop him, but I turn around and quickly aimed for his mouth as he tried to give his mundane insults, and blew his brains to pieces. Saeed, too stupid as it was, tried to take cover under a Barney blanket. "Heh" I thought to myself, as I aimed my gun again, and to my happiness, he was from the enemy line, and he was armed with a FLAMETHOWER. I aimed for the gas tank...The flamethrower was on, and while he was cowering...

*Shoot*

*EXPLODE*

He came running around, like a ghost, and the more he runs, his legs turns to ash, and he landed on the ground, crying, raising his arm up, until he turned into full ash. I then take the ashes, and feed my goldfish with them.

The end.

Joker · 05-28-2006, 01:13 PM

^ LOL

S.B.U.L.I. · 05-28-2006, 01:17 PM

I jump out of the shadows and stab Saeed in the head with a Bannana
HEY! JOKER!

Godot · 05-28-2006, 01:21 PM

But, you're S.B.U.L.I.!

Leinad · 05-28-2006, 01:21 PM

heh, since when is punishment bad?

Frumie · 05-28-2006, 01:53 PM

I get my Pickle Gun and shoot Saeed. Saeed gets Garlic Burns.

Sonic Fanatic · 05-28-2006, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tikal

I sit in the bushes, and as a trusty sniper, I load my gun and start looking around for that moron. He wouldn't be hard to miss the commander said, due to that he looks like a Disney Cartoon Character. I tilted my hat, and lay on the cool earth, and look through my scope. Saeed, happily skipping around shouting bad grammar and giving everyone crappy flashes halted. He senses danger was by. I sigh, and finger my trigger as gentle as could be. Yami Yoshi came up behind me to try and stop him, but I turn around and quickly aimed for his mouth as he tried to give his mundane insults, and blew his brains to pieces. Saeed, too stupid as it was, tried to take cover under a Barney blanket. "Heh" I thought to myself, as I aimed my gun again, and to my happiness, he was from the enemy line, and he was armed with a FLAMETHOWER. I aimed for the gas tank...The flamethrower was on, and while he was cowering...

*Shoot*

*EXPLODE*

He came running around, like a ghost, and the more he runs, his legs turns to ash, and he landed on the ground, crying, raising his arm up, until he turned into full ash. I then take the ashes, and feed my goldfish with them.

The end.

*Rolls on floor laughing till face turns red*

Frumie · 05-28-2006, 05:43 PM

Notice that Saeed's spirit is in a new body called Sbuli. I'll blow up Saeed the Ragdoll, now.

Metal Man · 05-28-2006, 06:54 PM

I see Saeed... and just seeing him makes me so angry I turn red. I walk up to him, and then, in Marvel vs. Capcom style, time itself stops. Then, as he is frozen still, I rapidly punch his face, smashing his vile visage into pieces.

Then I raise a fist, shout "ULTIMATE SAEED KILLER" in Japanese, and ala the Proton Cannon, a gigantic cannon appears on my shoulders. I fire it, and Saeed is hit by a Michael Jackson CD, an N64, thirteen copies of War and Peace, a cell phone, and an exploding wombat. Then my right fist glows as Saeed is telekinetically picked up and slammed to my left and right repeatedly, so much he flies through the ground and is now orbiting me in a circle at high speeds.

He orbits me at even increasing speeds, until he hits light speed and is incincerated. Then I take the ashes, revive them, and then go back in time and send Saeed's living self into the burning ashes of himself prior. I loop this 15 times, and then I fly behind the moon and crash it into the ring of infinitely self-killing Saeeds.

Then I power up even more and yell 'ARMAGEDDON!!!' and summon all the attacks ever made by every fighter in existance to shred the bits of Saeed, the moon, and Earth into tiny pieces. Then I summon the Space Colony Ark and have it shoot the debris with its Eclipse cannon 10-20 times.

Finally, I use immense gravity to compact the rubble into pieces, about the size of a soccer ball, and launch it into the sun, which supernovas. I crash all the planets into it, and then crush the entire universe into there, upon which I then launch dark matter and comets into until it turns into a giant block of burning energy which collapses on itself, taking out 90% of the galaxy and shredding Saeed into molecular pieces, then teleporting his remains into another dimension which is made entirely out of acid.

Viceroy Nute Gunray · 05-28-2006, 08:32 PM

* Viceroy Nute Gunray kicks saeed

Frumie · 05-29-2006, 02:05 PM

I hit saeed with Better Than Bandit's a million times. They BOTH die.

**LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT** · 06-01-2006, 07:25 AM

Rabid Monkeys, unleash them on a unexpecting Saeed. Then after he is half dead, finish him with a soldering iron, slow and painful... Then run and leave the zombie MJ to perform Necrophiela to his corspe....

Codiekitty · 06-01-2006, 10:23 AM

* Codiekitty castrates Saeed with a crowbar

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

Vapor · 06-01-2006, 05:17 PM

Saeed is walking through the forest.

I jump out of the trees and blast him with flames and whack him with a submarine.

Legion · 06-02-2006, 09:46 AM

I bake Saeed into a cake and leave him in a room with John Prescott.

'Nuff said, really.

05-28-2006, 10:36 AM	#1
Joker Lord of Vampires / God of Vengeance Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: The Planet of Eternal Darkness Gender: Posts: 11,117 Thanks: 3,273 Thanked 580 Times in 364 Posts Blog Entries: 6	Beat the crap out of a random VGF Member !! OOC: Rules are very simple, choose a member from VGF and beat the crap out of them !@!! Saeed is seen standing on a pedestal with a stupid look on his face, you know the kind of look that just says "Hi I shat my pants!!". While Saeed stares off into space like some lost chipmunk on a branch, Joker the Vampire Lord comes up from behind and sends the pointed ends of two silver captain's hooks right into the temples of his eyes. Dragging the poor buffoon by his temples, the vampire then hoists him up on to the branch of a tree where his is then tied and decorated with sparkles and confetti. After enough makeup and glitter has been applied, Joker pulls out a whistle and blows into the instrument with a powerful gust of air. Soon the ground begins to rumble as the off in the distance can bee seen an oncoming stampede of k-6 grade children all wearing blindfolds and carrying large wooden sticks. With in moments they have surrounded the vampire and his victim, Joker with a sly smile, looks to the children and simply says….”piñata” And that moment they all rush in like an oncoming army of Celts being led by the famous brave heart and begin to break their wooden sticks against the raw flesh of one known as Saeed. Last edited by Joker; 06-05-2006 at 04:05 PM.

05-28-2006, 12:47 PM	#4
Frumie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,926 Thanks: 310 Thanked 221 Times in 147 Posts	I cut off Saeed's Belly Muscles and put them in the oven. They transform into Bacon! Then I eat the bacon. Last edited by Frumie; 05-28-2006 at 01:52 PM.

05-28-2006, 01:17 PM	#8
S.B.U.L.I. Junior Member Join Date: May 2006 Gender: Posts: 125 Thanks: 1 Thanked 8 Times in 7 Posts	I jump out of the shadows and stab Saeed in the head with a Bannana HEY! JOKER! Last edited by S.B.U.L.I.; 05-28-2006 at 01:48 PM.

05-28-2006, 01:21 PM	#10
Leinad Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: That place where I live. Gender: Posts: 1,813 Thanks: 47 Thanked 56 Times in 48 Posts	heh, since when is punishment bad? Last edited by Leinad; 05-28-2006 at 01:27 PM.

05-28-2006, 10:47 AM	#2
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,396 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	Oooh, censor bypass.

05-28-2006, 10:49 AM	#3
Leinad Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: That place where I live. Gender: Posts: 1,813 Thanks: 47 Thanked 56 Times in 48 Posts	firstly, I'd shove a hook through his armpit and leave him to bleed dry. I'd then cut open his 'belly' and rip out his intestines, and force-feed them to him. I'd then split his lower body from his upper and burn it in front of him. And then I'd leave him there, hanging. obviously I can think of sick stuff like this when I try.

05-28-2006, 12:50 PM	#5
Leinad Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: That place where I live. Gender: Posts: 1,813 Thanks: 47 Thanked 56 Times in 48 Posts	I don't think this is an ongoing story.

05-28-2006, 01:12 PM	#6
Godot Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Coffee. Gender: Posts: 6,054 Thanks: 169 Thanked 161 Times in 102 Posts	I sit in the bushes, and as a trusty sniper, I load my gun and start looking around for that moron. He wouldn't be hard to miss the commander said, due to that he looks like a Disney Cartoon Character. I tilted my hat, and lay on the cool earth, and look through my scope. Saeed, happily skipping around shouting bad grammar and giving everyone crappy flashes halted. He senses danger was by. I sigh, and finger my trigger as gentle as could be. Yami Yoshi came up behind me to try and stop him, but I turn around and quickly aimed for his mouth as he tried to give his mundane insults, and blew his brains to pieces. Saeed, too stupid as it was, tried to take cover under a Barney blanket. "Heh" I thought to myself, as I aimed my gun again, and to my happiness, he was from the enemy line, and he was armed with a FLAMETHOWER. I aimed for the gas tank...The flamethrower was on, and while he was cowering... Shoot EXPLODE He came running around, like a ghost, and the more he runs, his legs turns to ash, and he landed on the ground, crying, raising his arm up, until he turned into full ash. I then take the ashes, and feed my goldfish with them. The end.

05-28-2006, 01:13 PM	#7
Joker Lord of Vampires / God of Vengeance Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: The Planet of Eternal Darkness Gender: Posts: 11,117 Thanks: 3,273 Thanked 580 Times in 364 Posts Blog Entries: 6	^ LOL

05-28-2006, 01:53 PM	#11
Frumie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,926 Thanks: 310 Thanked 221 Times in 147 Posts	I get my Pickle Gun and shoot Saeed. Saeed gets Garlic Burns.

05-28-2006, 05:43 PM	#13
Frumie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,926 Thanks: 310 Thanked 221 Times in 147 Posts	Notice that Saeed's spirit is in a new body called Sbuli. I'll blow up Saeed the Ragdoll, now.

05-28-2006, 06:54 PM	#14
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	I see Saeed... and just seeing him makes me so angry I turn red. I walk up to him, and then, in Marvel vs. Capcom style, time itself stops. Then, as he is frozen still, I rapidly punch his face, smashing his vile visage into pieces. Then I raise a fist, shout "ULTIMATE SAEED KILLER" in Japanese, and ala the Proton Cannon, a gigantic cannon appears on my shoulders. I fire it, and Saeed is hit by a Michael Jackson CD, an N64, thirteen copies of War and Peace, a cell phone, and an exploding wombat. Then my right fist glows as Saeed is telekinetically picked up and slammed to my left and right repeatedly, so much he flies through the ground and is now orbiting me in a circle at high speeds. He orbits me at even increasing speeds, until he hits light speed and is incincerated. Then I take the ashes, revive them, and then go back in time and send Saeed's living self into the burning ashes of himself prior. I loop this 15 times, and then I fly behind the moon and crash it into the ring of infinitely self-killing Saeeds. Then I power up even more and yell 'ARMAGEDDON!!!' and summon all the attacks ever made by every fighter in existance to shred the bits of Saeed, the moon, and Earth into tiny pieces. Then I summon the Space Colony Ark and have it shoot the debris with its Eclipse cannon 10-20 times. Finally, I use immense gravity to compact the rubble into pieces, about the size of a soccer ball, and launch it into the sun, which supernovas. I crash all the planets into it, and then crush the entire universe into there, upon which I then launch dark matter and comets into until it turns into a giant block of burning energy which collapses on itself, taking out 90% of the galaxy and shredding Saeed into molecular pieces, then teleporting his remains into another dimension which is made entirely out of acid.

05-28-2006, 08:32 PM	#15
Viceroy Nute Gunray Fallen Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: new york Gender: Posts: 35,822 Thanks: 187 Thanked 129 Times in 92 Posts	* Viceroy Nute Gunray kicks saeed

05-29-2006, 02:05 PM	#16
Frumie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,926 Thanks: 310 Thanked 221 Times in 147 Posts	I hit saeed with Better Than Bandit's a million times. They BOTH die.

06-01-2006, 07:25 AM	#17
LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT Videos Mod Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: In my pants Gender: Posts: 4,612 Thanks: 2,501 Thanked 767 Times in 422 Posts	Rabid Monkeys, unleash them on a unexpecting Saeed. Then after he is half dead, finish him with a soldering iron, slow and painful... Then run and leave the zombie MJ to perform Necrophiela to his corspe....

06-01-2006, 10:23 AM	#18
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,142 Thanks: 121 Thanked 176 Times in 121 Posts	* Codiekitty castrates Saeed with a crowbar Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

06-01-2006, 05:17 PM	#19
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: WHERE IT'S AT Gender: Posts: 5,211 Thanks: 314 Thanked 413 Times in 249 Posts	Saeed is walking through the forest. I jump out of the trees and blast him with flames and whack him with a submarine.

06-02-2006, 09:46 AM	#20
Legion Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Greater Mancester, UK Gender: Posts: 1,864 Thanks: 10 Thanked 16 Times in 11 Posts	I bake Saeed into a cake and leave him in a room with John Prescott. 'Nuff said, really.