Battlefield tournament: WARNING LONG POSTS

***Cosmonautical*** · 04-18-2008, 08:15 AM

You are in a dark tunnel. I punch you in the back of the head.

**X-3** · 04-18-2008, 07:38 PM

I hit you back, angered by your punch to the head.

***Cosmonautical*** · 04-19-2008, 04:46 AM

Ow. Damn, dude. The cave is dark. I whine like a little girl.

Kargath · 04-19-2008, 05:18 AM

The floor collapses under the both of you.
You are in a twisty maze of winding passages, all alike.

SephirothKirby · 04-19-2008, 05:32 AM

I punch AI because he is whining.

***Cosmonautical*** · 04-19-2008, 12:33 PM

The maze is dark, and I am being punched. I flail wildly, slapping SK and a few people I'm certain shouldn't be down here.

Redshirt · 04-19-2008, 12:40 PM

long posts indeed
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I show everyone I have a map of the maze, then I fold it into a paper airplane, set it on fire, and throw it down a tunnel.
"Oops, clumsy me I lost the map"

I am nobody · 04-19-2008, 01:24 PM

I catch the map and start myself on fire. BURN.

**Galefore** · 04-20-2008, 12:29 AM

I sneak around and achieve a headshot.

Except I missed and somehow committed suicide.

***Cosmonautical*** · 04-20-2008, 12:39 PM

I throw a hissy fit over the map being gone. I film a bad movie, and it ends with everyone standing in an abandoned house, facing the wall.

Redshirt · 04-20-2008, 01:17 PM

I pull out a fish and slap myself.

VG_Addict · 04-20-2008, 03:48 PM

I come in and bitchslap everyone here.

**Galefore** · 04-20-2008, 03:57 PM

My corpse arises, and I bring forth an army derived of the kingdom Festerflesh to wreak undying havoc eternal upon the writhing masses of dumbstruck people. Oh, and the people staring at the wall.

I am nobody · 04-20-2008, 04:01 PM

I cause the house to start on fire, and everyone in it is left staring at a field.

**Galefore** · 04-20-2008, 04:14 PM

As they are made the prey of festering fleshdrinking undead!

Redshirt · 04-20-2008, 04:55 PM

I slap the "festering fleshdrinking undead" with the fish to keep them away.

Luigiman7 · 04-20-2008, 06:14 PM

the fish smells so bad you pass out and knonk your head.

Redshirt · 04-21-2008, 08:27 PM

*wake up*
Where'd the "festering fleshdrinking undead" go?

04-18-2008, 08:15 AM	#1
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	Battlefield tournament: WARNING LONG POSTS You are in a dark tunnel. I punch you in the back of the head.

04-18-2008, 07:38 PM	#2
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,942 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	I hit you back, angered by your punch to the head.

04-19-2008, 04:46 AM	#3
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	Ow. Damn, dude. The cave is dark. I whine like a little girl.

04-19-2008, 05:18 AM	#4
Kargath et in Arcadia ego Join Date: Jul 2001 Gender: Posts: 8,334 Thanks: 1,226 Thanked 780 Times in 488 Posts	The floor collapses under the both of you. You are in a twisty maze of winding passages, all alike.

04-19-2008, 05:32 AM	#5
SephirothKirby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it. Gender: Posts: 7,213 Thanks: 373 Thanked 760 Times in 447 Posts	I punch AI because he is whining.

04-19-2008, 12:33 PM	#6
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	The maze is dark, and I am being punched. I flail wildly, slapping SK and a few people I'm certain shouldn't be down here.

04-19-2008, 12:40 PM	#7
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,698 Thanks: 703 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	long posts indeed ----------------- I show everyone I have a map of the maze, then I fold it into a paper airplane, set it on fire, and throw it down a tunnel. "Oops, clumsy me I lost the map"

04-19-2008, 01:24 PM	#8
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7	I catch the map and start myself on fire. BURN.

04-20-2008, 12:29 AM	#9
Galefore EXPLOSION GOD OF MUSIC Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Some studio somewhere Gender: Posts: 8,275 Thanks: 1,361 Thanked 826 Times in 535 Posts Blog Entries: 5	I sneak around and achieve a headshot. Except I missed and somehow committed suicide.

04-20-2008, 12:39 PM	#10
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,100 Thanks: 2,151 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	I throw a hissy fit over the map being gone. I film a bad movie, and it ends with everyone standing in an abandoned house, facing the wall.

04-20-2008, 01:17 PM	#11
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,698 Thanks: 703 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	I pull out a fish and slap myself.

04-20-2008, 03:48 PM	#12
VG_Addict Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the Vicinity Gender: Posts: 3,970 Thanks: 36 Thanked 227 Times in 194 Posts Blog Entries: 2	I come in and bitchslap everyone here.

04-20-2008, 03:57 PM	#13
Galefore EXPLOSION GOD OF MUSIC Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Some studio somewhere Gender: Posts: 8,275 Thanks: 1,361 Thanked 826 Times in 535 Posts Blog Entries: 5	My corpse arises, and I bring forth an army derived of the kingdom Festerflesh to wreak undying havoc eternal upon the writhing masses of dumbstruck people. Oh, and the people staring at the wall.

04-20-2008, 04:01 PM	#14
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7	I cause the house to start on fire, and everyone in it is left staring at a field.

04-20-2008, 04:14 PM	#15
Galefore EXPLOSION GOD OF MUSIC Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Some studio somewhere Gender: Posts: 8,275 Thanks: 1,361 Thanked 826 Times in 535 Posts Blog Entries: 5	As they are made the prey of festering fleshdrinking undead!

04-20-2008, 04:55 PM	#16
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,698 Thanks: 703 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	I slap the "festering fleshdrinking undead" with the fish to keep them away.

04-20-2008, 06:14 PM	#17
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,603 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	the fish smells so bad you pass out and knonk your head.

04-21-2008, 08:27 PM	#18
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,698 Thanks: 703 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	wake up Where'd the "festering fleshdrinking undead" go?