sweet nintendoland war of the all-stars - VGF

1-up SalesFACEman · 05-09-2008, 09:56 PM

THIS IS GOING TO BE SWEET!!!

OK.this battle takes place in the nintendoland deathmatch stadium.the battle field will change from time to time. here are the rules.
1. everyone has 2 lives.
2.you have to pick a video game character to be.any company, any system.
3.only you can say when you die.
4.all characters are equally powered.
5. you CAN be all powerful freakin' sweet villains that take more than 20 tries to beat.(woo-hoo! go sephiroth!)
6.let's say you are mario. another member is link. link stabs mario in the forehead.you can't just act like it didn't happen.if something like that happens, you lose a life.you have 3 lives, anyway.

ok. i'm majora's mask link!

i and i changed it.everyone has 3 lives, not 2.

Insert unfunny meme here · 05-09-2008, 10:58 PM

I turn into a giant Chain Chomp and eat MM Link.

1-up SalesFACEman · 05-09-2008, 11:09 PM

hey!only i can say when i die! die stupid chain-chomp!while in chain chomp's mouth, link puts on the goron mask.goron link breaks through chainchomp's teeth and runs out. lives:3

Fried Goomba! · 05-09-2008, 11:13 PM

i am master cheif. i throw a plasma bomb in chain chomps mouth

1-up SalesFACEman · 05-09-2008, 11:16 PM

thank you, fried goomba!!!goron link jumps onto chain chomp and pounds with great strength onto chain chomp's skull.BASH!CRACK!SMASH!

lives:3

Fried Goomba! · 05-10-2008, 12:02 AM

after goron link is off, i throw two more plasma grenades, one sticking on chain-chomp, the other in it's mouth.i pull out 2 smgs and start firing at chain-chomp.then, i get a rocket launcher and fire five shots, since that's usually the amount of ammo it has.

(i hope chain-chomp has explosive diarea.)

1-up SalesFACEman · 05-10-2008, 12:14 AM

goron link rolls up into a boulder and slams into chain chomp. goron link does it again, even harder, and then rolls away.

can someone please join in?if noone does, fried goomba and i are just going to keep beating up this stupid chain-chomp.

Fried Goomba! · 05-10-2008, 12:21 AM

mastercheif and link have joined forces out of nowhere fried goomba gets a pistol and severly destroyed links organs

1-up SalesFACEman · 05-10-2008, 12:25 AM

ow.

lives:3

link puts on the fierce deity mask and becomes oni link! prepare for extreme pwning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!my character is now a god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fried Goomba! · 05-10-2008, 12:48 AM

i blast chain chomp's eyes with a battle rifle. then, when i'm out of ammo, i'm gonna beat his eyes with the bottom of my rifle, until it breaks off.then, i'm gonna beat him to death with the barrel of the gun.

and then, when they break in half, i'm gonna stab one half in the chain chomp's eye, and then i'm gonna stab the other eye with the other half, and then, i'm gonna walk away and leave them there, stabbed in the chain chomp's eyes.

1-up SalesFACEman · 05-10-2008, 12:54 AM

ok, fried goomba and i have been beating the crap out of frumious b. for like an hour, so now that he's not responding, and i made this topic i'm going to kick him out of this battle for now, but he can join back whenever he likes, if he wants to continue the battle.so please, someone join. i don't have anyone to fight right now except fried goomba, but we're working together.(uuhhh..about the gunshot......................)

:rotfl :

Jace Mario · 05-10-2008, 07:40 AM

((You do not realise how hard I am loling right now.))

YOU ARE MY FRIENDS · 05-10-2008, 10:50 PM

PANFAN sent out PIKACHU
PIKACHU used GOOD GRAMMAR
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
n00bs BECAME CONFUSED!

Galefore · 05-10-2008, 11:34 PM

Fried Goomba and 1-up Salesman have the same IP.

This is effectively a giant double-post, amirite?

Metal Man · 05-11-2008, 01:47 AM

Speaking of Nintendoland, the fake one got fried. Old school.

I have to wonder if it was my complaint to their abuse department which did it, or another one by VGF staff... or both.

Laika Come Home · 05-11-2008, 08:24 PM

A WILD GRAMMAR APPEARS!

Grammar. Use it, kthx.

1-up SalesFACEman · 05-11-2008, 08:47 PM

will someone just join already?

YOU ARE MY FRIENDS · 05-12-2008, 07:08 PM

Okay. Kratos from God of War.

He stabs MM Link in the stomach and kicks him off his sword. Then, for a nice meal, he eats Link's head.

Insert unfunny meme here · 05-12-2008, 08:36 PM

Chain Chomp goes onto one of the ends of Kratos' Blades of Chaos.

TAG TEAM TIME!

Jace Mario · 05-13-2008, 12:56 AM

Toad waddles up to Link's corpse and kicks it with all his might (meaning, very light).

05-09-2008, 09:56 PM	#1
1-up SalesFACEman Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Poot Gender: Posts: 958 Thanks: 55 Thanked 16 Times in 12 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 9,987.35 Bank: 0.01 Total Points: 9,987.36 Donate	sweet nintendoland war of the all-stars THIS IS GOING TO BE SWEET!!! OK.this battle takes place in the nintendoland deathmatch stadium.the battle field will change from time to time. here are the rules. 1. everyone has 2 lives. 2.you have to pick a video game character to be.any company, any system. 3.only you can say when you die. 4.all characters are equally powered. 5. you CAN be all powerful freakin' sweet villains that take more than 20 tries to beat.(woo-hoo! go sephiroth!) 6.let's say you are mario. another member is link. link stabs mario in the forehead.you can't just act like it didn't happen.if something like that happens, you lose a life.you have 3 lives, anyway. ok. i'm majora's mask link! i and i changed it.everyone has 3 lives, not 2. Last edited by 1-up salesman; 05-09-2008 at 09:56 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

05-09-2008, 11:16 PM	#5
1-up SalesFACEman Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Poot Gender: Posts: 958 Thanks: 55 Thanked 16 Times in 12 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 9,987.35 Bank: 0.01 Total Points: 9,987.36 Donate	thank you, fried goomba!!!goron link jumps onto chain chomp and pounds with great strength onto chain chomp's skull.BASH!CRACK!SMASH! lives:3 Last edited by 1-up salesman; 05-09-2008 at 11:16 PM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

05-10-2008, 12:14 AM	#7
1-up SalesFACEman Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Poot Gender: Posts: 958 Thanks: 55 Thanked 16 Times in 12 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 9,987.35 Bank: 0.01 Total Points: 9,987.36 Donate	goron link rolls up into a boulder and slams into chain chomp. goron link does it again, even harder, and then rolls away. can someone please join in?if noone does, fried goomba and i are just going to keep beating up this stupid chain-chomp. Last edited by 1-up salesman; 05-10-2008 at 12:14 AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

05-10-2008, 12:25 AM	#9
1-up SalesFACEman Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Poot Gender: Posts: 958 Thanks: 55 Thanked 16 Times in 12 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 9,987.35 Bank: 0.01 Total Points: 9,987.36 Donate	ow. lives:3 link puts on the fierce deity mask and becomes oni link! prepare for extreme pwning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!my character is now a god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Last edited by 1-up salesman; 05-10-2008 at 12:25 AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

05-10-2008, 12:48 AM	#10
Fried Goomba! Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: MUSHROOM KINGDOM Gender: Posts: 41 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 228.49 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 228.49 Donate	i blast chain chomp's eyes with a battle rifle. then, when i'm out of ammo, i'm gonna beat his eyes with the bottom of my rifle, until it breaks off.then, i'm gonna beat him to death with the barrel of the gun.and then, when they break in half, i'm gonna stab one half in the chain chomp's eye, and then i'm gonna stab the other eye with the other half, and then, i'm gonna walk away and leave them there, stabbed in the chain chomp's eyes.

05-09-2008, 10:58 PM	#2
Insert unfunny meme here Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,803 Thanks: 276 Thanked 182 Times in 128 Posts Points: 23,422.67 Bank: 39,862.92 Total Points: 63,285.58 Donate	I turn into a giant Chain Chomp and eat MM Link.

05-09-2008, 11:09 PM	#3
1-up SalesFACEman Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Poot Gender: Posts: 958 Thanks: 55 Thanked 16 Times in 12 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 9,987.35 Bank: 0.01 Total Points: 9,987.36 Donate	hey!only i can say when i die! die stupid chain-chomp!while in chain chomp's mouth, link puts on the goron mask.goron link breaks through chainchomp's teeth and runs out. lives:3

05-09-2008, 11:13 PM	#4
Fried Goomba! Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: MUSHROOM KINGDOM Gender: Posts: 41 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 228.49 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 228.49 Donate	i am master cheif. i throw a plasma bomb in chain chomps mouth

05-10-2008, 12:02 AM	#6
Fried Goomba! Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: MUSHROOM KINGDOM Gender: Posts: 41 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 228.49 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 228.49 Donate	after goron link is off, i throw two more plasma grenades, one sticking on chain-chomp, the other in it's mouth.i pull out 2 smgs and start firing at chain-chomp.then, i get a rocket launcher and fire five shots, since that's usually the amount of ammo it has. (i hope chain-chomp has explosive diarea.)

05-10-2008, 12:21 AM	#8
Fried Goomba! Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: MUSHROOM KINGDOM Gender: Posts: 41 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 228.49 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 228.49 Donate	mastercheif and link have joined forces out of nowhere fried goomba gets a pistol and severly destroyed links organs

05-10-2008, 12:54 AM	#11
1-up SalesFACEman Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Poot Gender: Posts: 958 Thanks: 55 Thanked 16 Times in 12 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 9,987.35 Bank: 0.01 Total Points: 9,987.36 Donate	ok, fried goomba and i have been beating the crap out of frumious b. for like an hour, so now that he's not responding, and i made this topic i'm going to kick him out of this battle for now, but he can join back whenever he likes, if he wants to continue the battle.so please, someone join. i don't have anyone to fight right now except fried goomba, but we're working together.(uuhhh..about the gunshot......................):rotfl :

05-10-2008, 07:40 AM	#12
Jace Mario Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Australia Gender: Posts: 1,468 Thanks: 59 Thanked 19 Times in 17 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 4,752.82 Bank: 14,260.93 Total Points: 19,013.75 Donate	((You do not realise how hard I am loling right now.))

05-10-2008, 10:50 PM	#13
YOU ARE MY FRIENDS JESUS SAID Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: ON A FRIENDSHIP TREK (Panfan) Gender: Posts: 11,123 Thanks: 476 Thanked 837 Times in 599 Posts Blog Entries: 12 Points: 2,233.25 Bank: 21,468.11 Total Points: 23,701.36 Donate	PANFAN sent out PIKACHU PIKACHU used GOOD GRAMMAR IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE! n00bs BECAME CONFUSED! __________________ L2R: Alex, Max, Bitch, Ethan, I'm not sure she has a name.

05-10-2008, 11:34 PM	#14
Galefore Gunjinkeeper Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Dry land. Gender: Posts: 5,532 Thanks: 601 Thanked 334 Times in 267 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 3,847.39 Bank: 34,041.06 Total Points: 37,888.45 Donate	Fried Goomba and 1-up Salesman have the same IP. This is effectively a giant double-post, amirite?

05-11-2008, 01:47 AM	#15
Metal Man Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Gender: Posts: 6,701 Thanks: 74 Thanked 189 Times in 129 Posts Points: 7,958.89 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 7,958.89 Donate	Speaking of Nintendoland, the fake one got fried. Old school. I have to wonder if it was my complaint to their abuse department which did it, or another one by VGF staff... or both.

05-11-2008, 08:24 PM	#16
Laika Come Home Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Gender: Posts: 91 Thanks: 28 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 643.81 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 643.81 Donate	A WILD GRAMMAR APPEARS! Grammar. Use it, kthx.

05-11-2008, 08:47 PM	#17
1-up SalesFACEman Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Poot Gender: Posts: 958 Thanks: 55 Thanked 16 Times in 12 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 9,987.35 Bank: 0.01 Total Points: 9,987.36 Donate	will someone just join already?

05-12-2008, 07:08 PM	#18
YOU ARE MY FRIENDS JESUS SAID Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: ON A FRIENDSHIP TREK (Panfan) Gender: Posts: 11,123 Thanks: 476 Thanked 837 Times in 599 Posts Blog Entries: 12 Points: 2,233.25 Bank: 21,468.11 Total Points: 23,701.36 Donate	Okay. Kratos from God of War. He stabs MM Link in the stomach and kicks him off his sword. Then, for a nice meal, he eats Link's head. __________________ L2R: Alex, Max, Bitch, Ethan, I'm not sure she has a name.

05-12-2008, 08:36 PM	#19
Insert unfunny meme here Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,803 Thanks: 276 Thanked 182 Times in 128 Posts Points: 23,422.67 Bank: 39,862.92 Total Points: 63,285.58 Donate	Chain Chomp goes onto one of the ends of Kratos' Blades of Chaos. TAG TEAM TIME!

05-13-2008, 12:56 AM	#20
Jace Mario Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Australia Gender: Posts: 1,468 Thanks: 59 Thanked 19 Times in 17 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 4,752.82 Bank: 14,260.93 Total Points: 19,013.75 Donate	Toad waddles up to Link's corpse and kicks it with all his might (meaning, very light).