Story (Many Narrative elements have been removed for the fight's sake)

Samus parks her spaceship on the ringworld of Halo. After hearing of the Space Pirates occupation of this strange place, the Bounty Hunter has decided to find what the Space Pirates were doing here.

Meanwhile, Master Chief has chased the Prophet of Truth to this Installation, but lost him on the Ringworld's surface. Fearing that the Prophet is planning to activate the ringworld, Chief quickly descends...

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Samus Vs. Master Chief

When you hide a main character behind a suit of armor, you make it so the player can associate with said character. You also hide the character in case you decide to reveal that said character is not who you think he (she) is. Although the suit is the only things similar about these two characters, this trait makes them rivals in gamer's minds ever since Metroid Prime came out. But, who is the better "Armor Wearer"

Samus almost needs...

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Balrog Vs. Mr. Sandman

Boxing. It's a sport where two people fight until one person stays down for ten seconds. Today, we have Capcom's Mike Tyson Ripoff fight Nintendo's Sleep Obsessed Champion.

Balrog is one of the four "Devas" of Shadaloo, an evil organazation with a Crazy Bullfighter, a Revenge Seeking and Murderous Muay-Thai Fighter, and a Dicator that spins in the air with Purple Fire circling him. Together, they organize tournaments with the intent...

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And so, I have come back from Mecha-con. Now to tell you all like I told you about that trip with PurplePants.

It started with Jenocide stating that she was going to Mecha-con and asked if I wanted to go. I said yes, and briefly packed my laptop, preparing for a great time with Jenocide's friends if only for one day.

Day 1

The bad day started with sleeping in on a school day. I don't take sleeping in on school days too well, so I angsted for 10 minutes....

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Requested by Darkzero

There are alot of games that make you question the average human imagination. Sure, you get alot of games only meant
to cash in on the fame of other, much better games (Pokemon, Resident Evil 4, f**king Halo), but there are as
many games that make you think "You know the guys that made this game? They probably did drugs. Probably." So, this
was difficult to complete without just loading the list with a bunch of disturbing games....

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