It's true. I have stories. Mario party ruins people and brings out the worst in everyone involved ever. I swear to god that game is evil.

This one time, my friends lance, Jimmy and I were all playing. Lance was in first, but we were playing in bowser's level. So I got on the bowser suit and stole his star. Then stole another star. Then another. Soon I was in first. After that he threatened to break the game into many many pieces and then burn it.

Another time we were...

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I haven't decided how yet, or how to make the entire cast, but I came up with awesome parody names. Featuring an all star cast of

Legless, the elf without legs.
Gimpli, the crippled dwarf.
Froyo, who, as his name implies, is frozen yogurt disguised as a hobbit.
HairyThorn, who is like Aragorn, but actually a hairy thorn.

I still need parody names for all the other cast members but I felt this was appropriate.

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Okay, now imagine something with me, if you will. A video game, where you take all the worst parts of every video game... and put them together.

Mission one is an escort quest. Mission two you have to protect the villagers and when one dies its game over, and you have to start from the beginning. Mission three is a sewer level.

The final level is an escort quest, where you escort the final boss (unknowingly) through a sewer level to his throne room while guarding villagers,...

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So this one time the dairy queen in my backwater suburb of chicago decided to break off from dairy queen and become an independent business so they held this contest to see what the new name would be. My friend and I put in "The Insulin Bucket" and as a suggestion for a new ice cream name, "The Diabetes Explosion" And it was just a bunch of fudge and sugar and crap

Think about it, "The Insulin Bucket." You know you want to go there.

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This is a blog. I am saying obvious things.

Grass is green. Water is wet. Ice is cold.

You cannot defeat andross, no matter how you try.

And yet...

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