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Redshirt

It's Christmas at ground zero
There's music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing
While the air raid sirens blare

It's Christmas at ground zero
The button has been pressed
The radio just let us know
That this is not a test

Everywhere the atom bombs are dropping
It's the end of all humanity
No more time for last-minute shopping
It's time to face your final destiny

It's...

Redshirt

I snagged all but one of the 3 1/3 in. action figures from Walmart today. I don't know why they didn't have Uhura.









Link to...

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Okay that's it I'm boycotting, JJ has gone too far!! I know he said he likes Star Wars better, but really...


















Not a bad photoshop job, if I do say so myself.

Redshirt

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes

I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?"
"Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?"
"Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the truck

And...

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