Top Ten 3: Top Ten Villains That Don't Attack You pt. 2

5. That Man- Guilty Gear Series

Let's ignore Guilty Gear 2: Overture for a minute.

That Man has never actually fought with someone seriously. He seals I-No's Power but that's as close as it gets.

That Man is the creator of the Gears, and almost direct cause of the Holy Wars, and as a result many of the characters in the game are after him. However, That Man never really attacks anyone. He usually comes in to clean up any mess I-No causes, says a few words and leaves. His existence seems to be of good nature, but after you had to fight I-No's Megalomania Move, I doubt any video game player wants to trust him.


4. Captain Syrup- Wario Series



Captain Syrup just isn't up for fighting Wario directly. Actually, no one wants to do that.

He Smells.

Captain Syrup was the first villain Wario would face as a Hero. Like Samus, her gender was meant to be a surprise for the very end.

In the first game she uses a Genie to try and pound Wario into a nice paste. Of course this doesn't work and Captain Syrup resorts to stealing from Wario in the 2nd game. When Wario finally gets to her, Syrup only fights him remotly or doesn't fight him at all depending on the boss you get.

Syrup doesn't appear again until "Shake It", but Syrup was most certainly one of the Mario World's most interesting bosses. She was a Pirate, a Female (new for the time), and she fought Wario. The fat bastard.


3. Glados- Portal



We all know how Portal went, so I'll spare some of the details.

Basically, Glados led you by the nose to your death, and tried everything from cake, to giving you wrong directions, to insults to get you to do what she said. You had to endure almost getting flattened, shot at, play with rockets, and get though the inner workings of the Aperture Science Lab. Finally, you met Glados, who's weakness is the spheres on her. You have to throw all of these spheres into the furnace that is off to the side, while aiming rockets at her using the portal gun, all while poisonous gas fills the room and Glados gives off more snide remarks.

She also makes it painfully obvious that you didn't kill her. How? By singing a song.

bitch.


2. The Poltergiest- Splatterhouse

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For a game that is all about gore and watching your girlfriend morph back and forth into a monster, the scariest boss is not very bloody.

Level 2's Boss was a Ghost that possessed random objects to attack you almost like Evil Dead in a sense. The room shakes, Rick has to kick chairs and punch knives, and when the boss seems dead, it drops a chandeleir on you. This is most certainly a creature with a much different way of attacking you.

Then again, the rest of the game is filled with bags of flesh so any less creepy parts are welcome indeed.


1. Damon Gant- Pheonix Wright: Ace Attourney


Any Pheonix Wright Villain could have been placed here, but why not Gant? He murdered someone for insurance.

Gant is nothing short of brilliance, at first he seems a little eccentric. But when you find the evidence in his safe, there is almost no doubt that Gant was the culprit.

Not only does this man have the entire judicial system in his hand, he didn't seem to care too much about it. He did anything to cement his place of power and practically ruined everyone's lives. When you finally beat him at his own game....he shows no remorse, even though he'll probably never get out of jail for his crimes. He acts so nonchalantly, and gives off some unskippable stares that you can't help but love him, even if he murdered someone.

So, anyone going to the pool?

Oh. Wait. That's it.

3rd one is finished. As usual, if you have any cool ideas, tell me them in the comments and I'll try to make a top ten out of it.

Honestly. I'll try anything.

Until then, remember that Wario still smells.

Seriously.