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Top Ten 4: Top Ten Weirdest Games.
Requested by Darkzero
There are alot of games that make you question the average human imagination. Sure, you get alot of games only meant
to cash in on the fame of other, much better games (Pokemon, Resident Evil 4, f**king Halo), but there are as
many games that make you think "You know the guys that made this game? They probably did drugs. Probably." So, this
was difficult to complete without just loading the list with a bunch of disturbing games.
Despite what DZ said in his request, NiGHTS did not take the cake. The cake went to someone else. So here we go.
10. Jet Grind Radio
So, let me get this straight....you're going to bring down Rival Gangs by spray painting on walls with speed and amazing rollerblading skills. Yeah, good luck with that. What's amazing is that this works on not only the gangs, but on the police. Especially in Jet Set Radio Future, where they send a TANK after you.
A Tank? Really? I'm just a guy with a spray paint can and great rollerblading skills. How do I warrant a tank? HOW?!
Oh, and everyone likes dancing. Everyone.
9. Katamari Damacy
So, your father is a ginormous god like being who speaks about himself in the first-person, except using plurals, and he ends up destroying the universe. So,yeah. Maybe the whole game is about walking around the universe looking for- oh, wait, he's sending you to Earth to do his dirty work.
Oh, come on. I'm smaller then a thimble here.
In this Game, you basically had to roll everything up using the "Katamari" which is a sticky ball that attaches to anything smaller than it. The point of the game was to get the largest Katamari possible in all the stages and make large stars, constellations, and the Moon. It didn't help the the King of the Cosmos was all, "Space is not graceful enough. Since the first thing that comes to my mind is Geese, I want you to get as many Geese as possible. Run Along now."
I should also mention that the King of All Cosmos gets fans, and destroys an Island, which he expects you to take care of.
Also, Cousins. So many Cousins.
8. Typing of the Dead
OH NO ZOMBIES! WHERE IS MY DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN!? Oh, wait, this is House of the Dead? Oh, well I guess I'll use a pistol and- hey, what is this, a keyboard?!
....I don't wanna know.
The plot follows almost perfectly with House of the Dead 2, right down to the corny dialouge and crazy masterminds (PROTECT THE LIFECYCLE). The only difference is that you now use a keyboard to type words to kill zombies instead of aiming and shooting with a gun.
It didn't help that the sentences you needed to type in made as much sense as the dialouge.
...Friends.
7. Sneak King
Remember when Burger King was offering Video Games at $10?
....Yeah, I don't remember it too clearly either. What I do know is that they made some weird kart game, and a stealth game?
Well, what is this stealth game about? Well, you secretly give people burgers.
mmmmmmm, it justifies people suing fast food joints for making them fat, that's for sure.
Also, it cements the King's creepiness. He waits in random places to hand you food, he places cash in random people's pockets, and he likes square butts.
Ronald has a run for his money.
6. Warioware series
Pop! Pluck! Jump! Spin! Wash! Run! Rub! Stop!
These are just a few words you'll find in Wario Ware.
The plot is that Wario wants money, so he makes games that have little production time and rake in the cash from the high price (the smelly bastard). So, the game is made up of a buch of games that can be beaten by a simple action as it goes faster and faster. Of course, Wario isn't alone. There is a Pizza Delivery Girl who sings and does cheerleading, Ninjas, an Evil Scientist and his Kareoke Robot, and an Alien.
You have to pet a Dog, Stick fingers up a metaphysical nose, Wash someone's Hair, do a dance, and poke a kitten. Each one being done in less than 5 seconds.
Oh, and did I mention the Grandma Simulator?
5. Chulip
So, you need to appeal to your dream girl, but she turns you down because you're poor. What do you do? Write a Killer Love Letter! How? Get Hearts! Well how do you get hearts? Kiss everyone in the Town! Well ho-
Wait, run that by me again?
Yes, to level up in this game, you kiss people. Of course you need to know the right time, and press the right button. Still, no one thinks this is odd? Kissing other people to level up? At that point, your dream girl would think you're a hussy.
4. Killer 7
The plot of Killer 7 is like watching Carmen in French. You don't know what's going on until the 6th time around.
The Character is basically 7 people stuffed into a guy stuffed into an old man with a wheelchair who has a demi-god inside him. Thier job is to destroy a mutant terrorist group called "Heaven's Smile", who love blowing up in your face (Smelly Bastards). Meanwhile, you'll face a woman pretending to be a Anime Heroine, a group of Heroes that aren't afraid to copy you, and an undead principal hanging from a stage.
Check Please.
3. Samurai Zombie Nation
So, I get to control the Head of the Samurai, Namakubi? Sweet, I can't wait to carve u- Wait, Wait. I forgot what game I'm talking about here.
So, you're a samurai head destroying civilization to save/eat everyone. You have to dodge everything because your large head is a freaking Target, and you have to fight crazy bosses.
Like Axe-Murderous, Naked Sean Connery.
Or Medusa Lady Liberty.
2. Parodius
Remember Gradius? Yeah. Now take Gradius, remove everything serious, remove the aliens, and add almost nude women, and Konami Mascots and you get PARODIUS!
The four games in the series had essentially no plot and centered around the characters trying to further their own goals by attacking and destroying everything in their way.
For a while, it was Konami's crossover game. Until they dumped everyone and adopted Solid Snake.
Speaking of which, we need a new Parodius Game. Now.
1. Custer's Revenge
[no]
....Do I need to say anything? Do I?
YOU ARE NAKED IN A STORM OF ARROWS, MAKING SWEET (or maybe not) LOVE TO AN INDIAN.
You can't make such historical blasphamy without drugs, people.
Also, it's the most famous porn game ever. If only because children accidentily played it and became jaded asses.
So, I'm finally done. It took some doing and pushing myself to do it, but I did it. So, 4th one down.
Again, if you want you can request an idea for me to use I'll use it eventually (hopefully faster this time), also leave a comment and let me know what you think.
Until then, remember that if your game comes in a Red Leather Case, and the employee handed it to you is eyeing you suspiciously, chances are it's porn in disguise.
There are alot of games that make you question the average human imagination. Sure, you get alot of games only meant
to cash in on the fame of other, much better games (Pokemon, Resident Evil 4, f**king Halo), but there are as
many games that make you think "You know the guys that made this game? They probably did drugs. Probably." So, this
was difficult to complete without just loading the list with a bunch of disturbing games.
Despite what DZ said in his request, NiGHTS did not take the cake. The cake went to someone else. So here we go.
10. Jet Grind Radio
So, let me get this straight....you're going to bring down Rival Gangs by spray painting on walls with speed and amazing rollerblading skills. Yeah, good luck with that. What's amazing is that this works on not only the gangs, but on the police. Especially in Jet Set Radio Future, where they send a TANK after you.
A Tank? Really? I'm just a guy with a spray paint can and great rollerblading skills. How do I warrant a tank? HOW?!
Oh, and everyone likes dancing. Everyone.
9. Katamari Damacy
So, your father is a ginormous god like being who speaks about himself in the first-person, except using plurals, and he ends up destroying the universe. So,yeah. Maybe the whole game is about walking around the universe looking for- oh, wait, he's sending you to Earth to do his dirty work.
Oh, come on. I'm smaller then a thimble here.
In this Game, you basically had to roll everything up using the "Katamari" which is a sticky ball that attaches to anything smaller than it. The point of the game was to get the largest Katamari possible in all the stages and make large stars, constellations, and the Moon. It didn't help the the King of the Cosmos was all, "Space is not graceful enough. Since the first thing that comes to my mind is Geese, I want you to get as many Geese as possible. Run Along now."
I should also mention that the King of All Cosmos gets fans, and destroys an Island, which he expects you to take care of.
Also, Cousins. So many Cousins.
8. Typing of the Dead
OH NO ZOMBIES! WHERE IS MY DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN!? Oh, wait, this is House of the Dead? Oh, well I guess I'll use a pistol and- hey, what is this, a keyboard?!
....I don't wanna know.
The plot follows almost perfectly with House of the Dead 2, right down to the corny dialouge and crazy masterminds (PROTECT THE LIFECYCLE). The only difference is that you now use a keyboard to type words to kill zombies instead of aiming and shooting with a gun.
It didn't help that the sentences you needed to type in made as much sense as the dialouge.
...Friends.
7. Sneak King
Remember when Burger King was offering Video Games at $10?
....Yeah, I don't remember it too clearly either. What I do know is that they made some weird kart game, and a stealth game?
Well, what is this stealth game about? Well, you secretly give people burgers.
mmmmmmm, it justifies people suing fast food joints for making them fat, that's for sure.
Also, it cements the King's creepiness. He waits in random places to hand you food, he places cash in random people's pockets, and he likes square butts.
Ronald has a run for his money.
6. Warioware series
Pop! Pluck! Jump! Spin! Wash! Run! Rub! Stop!
These are just a few words you'll find in Wario Ware.
The plot is that Wario wants money, so he makes games that have little production time and rake in the cash from the high price (the smelly bastard). So, the game is made up of a buch of games that can be beaten by a simple action as it goes faster and faster. Of course, Wario isn't alone. There is a Pizza Delivery Girl who sings and does cheerleading, Ninjas, an Evil Scientist and his Kareoke Robot, and an Alien.
You have to pet a Dog, Stick fingers up a metaphysical nose, Wash someone's Hair, do a dance, and poke a kitten. Each one being done in less than 5 seconds.
Oh, and did I mention the Grandma Simulator?
5. Chulip
So, you need to appeal to your dream girl, but she turns you down because you're poor. What do you do? Write a Killer Love Letter! How? Get Hearts! Well how do you get hearts? Kiss everyone in the Town! Well ho-
Wait, run that by me again?
Yes, to level up in this game, you kiss people. Of course you need to know the right time, and press the right button. Still, no one thinks this is odd? Kissing other people to level up? At that point, your dream girl would think you're a hussy.
4. Killer 7
The plot of Killer 7 is like watching Carmen in French. You don't know what's going on until the 6th time around.
The Character is basically 7 people stuffed into a guy stuffed into an old man with a wheelchair who has a demi-god inside him. Thier job is to destroy a mutant terrorist group called "Heaven's Smile", who love blowing up in your face (Smelly Bastards). Meanwhile, you'll face a woman pretending to be a Anime Heroine, a group of Heroes that aren't afraid to copy you, and an undead principal hanging from a stage.
Check Please.
3. Samurai Zombie Nation
So, I get to control the Head of the Samurai, Namakubi? Sweet, I can't wait to carve u- Wait, Wait. I forgot what game I'm talking about here.
So, you're a samurai head destroying civilization to save/eat everyone. You have to dodge everything because your large head is a freaking Target, and you have to fight crazy bosses.
Like Axe-Murderous, Naked Sean Connery.
Or Medusa Lady Liberty.
2. Parodius
Remember Gradius? Yeah. Now take Gradius, remove everything serious, remove the aliens, and add almost nude women, and Konami Mascots and you get PARODIUS!
The four games in the series had essentially no plot and centered around the characters trying to further their own goals by attacking and destroying everything in their way.
For a while, it was Konami's crossover game. Until they dumped everyone and adopted Solid Snake.
Speaking of which, we need a new Parodius Game. Now.
1. Custer's Revenge
[no]
....Do I need to say anything? Do I?
YOU ARE NAKED IN A STORM OF ARROWS, MAKING SWEET (or maybe not) LOVE TO AN INDIAN.
You can't make such historical blasphamy without drugs, people.
Also, it's the most famous porn game ever. If only because children accidentily played it and became jaded asses.
So, I'm finally done. It took some doing and pushing myself to do it, but I did it. So, 4th one down.
Again, if you want you can request an idea for me to use I'll use it eventually (hopefully faster this time), also leave a comment and let me know what you think.
Until then, remember that if your game comes in a Red Leather Case, and the employee handed it to you is eyeing you suspiciously, chances are it's porn in disguise.
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