The Glourious Plague is ours

And so, I have come back from Mecha-con. Now to tell you all like I told you about that trip with PurplePants.

It started with Jenocide stating that she was going to Mecha-con and asked if I wanted to go. I said yes, and briefly packed my laptop, preparing for a great time with Jenocide's friends if only for one day.

Day 1

The bad day started with sleeping in on a school day. I don't take sleeping in on school days too well, so I angsted for 10 minutes. It was an important class (Design Project) with a less than favorable teacher. I decided that trying to come in late would only give me 1 hour to do anything before coming back if I wanted to go with Jenocide. It didn't help that my less than favorable teacher called the house to basically tell Jenocide than I wasn't at school, so pretending I was in a car crash wouldn't hide my shame (or work at all for that matter).

So, me and Jenocide got our stuff (including a blow-up bed) and moved out. Jenocide basically promised herself not to stop anywhere despite leaving 2 hours early because of my skipping school.

Tazy: I'm thirsty.
Jenocide: Drink your pee.
Tazy: I have a 3 foot girder stuck in my abdomen.
Jenocide: Stop the- what? How did you get a girder in you abdomen?
Tazy: I don't know.
Jenocide: In fact, you didn't complain at all about not being able to stop anywhe-
Tazy: GAMESTOP!!!!
*Tazy grabs the steering wheel and slams into a pole*
Jenocide:
Tazy:

Night 1

We reached Jenocide's old apartment situated in a run down condomenium. We stopped near the apartment and had to carry all our bags upstairs, including the blow-up bed.

Tazy: Re-luc-tant-ly help-ing my friend move.
Jenocide: Shut up, you're a man!
Tazy: Can I be a woman.
Jenocide: You won't be able to pee with your backpack on.
Tazy: Shut up.

We reached the apartment, and I found out that there would be no internet, no friends were gonna show up at Mecha-con, and no cable. I was basically scammed into this trip.

I had decided earlier to use this trip as my chance to get the games I gave to Jenocide while she was studying at ULL. Instead, I decided to play Star Fox 64 and play all the way to the end in Hard Mode. I made it to the 2nd to last level when Jenocide's friend Osaka called and arranged a meeting at "Books-a-Million". It was either come with or stay at the apartment bored as hell.

So, we made it to Books-A-Million, and met Osaka. Then after looking through Fiction, Manga, and the "Bible Manga" (:/) we went across the street to get dinner. It was then I had to choose between a Sandwich Shop, and a Sushi Restaurant. Luckily, Jenocide remembered that the Sushi Restaurant sucked ass and I was kept from actually making any decisions at all.

I had a Caesar Salad.

Then we went to the World Market. I remember my purchases going like this.

Jenocide: They always have a bunch of random crap around here.
Osaka: Oh! We need to look at the Japanese stu-
Tazy: WIIIIIIIIIII GUUUUUUUUUUUUM! Gum inside a Wiimote Tin? MUUUUUST HAAAAAAAVE.
Osaka:....ok....so, Japanese stu-
Tazy: SOURCANDIESINSIDEANEWSUPERMARIOBROS.MUSHROOMTINF** KYEEEEEEEES.
Osaka+Jenocide: *Laugh*

Oh, and Animal Crackers and Japanese Soda. And Turkish Delight. (do do do do. Yoshi.)

We then sat at a table near the sandwich shop and ate the Turkish Delight. Afterwards, Jenocide and Osaka said thier goodbyes, and we went back to Star Fox 64 the apartment.

It was then I found that I was f**ked.

You see Falco died on the 2nd to last level (he had low health since Sector Y when I shot him up), leaving me getting double teamed by Star Wolf on Venom.

Leon: AYE'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU.
Tazy: Be gentle.
Slippy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I switched to my Mario Tennis game (noticed how I said mine) and beat the Flower Cup with Parakoopa (also, f**k you Baby Mario)

Then we found we needed food to throw away later, so we bought milk to make chocolate milk with. Then we started eating Animal Crackers and laughed at the shapes.

Jenocide: What is THIS?! *Points at shape of fat blob with 4 legs*
Tazy:... Ram?
Jenocide: It could be my Math Teacher at High School.

Day 2

We got up at 10 and stole some of Jenocide's Ex-Roomate's food. AYE HAD CORN POPS.
Then Jenocide got angry at me scratching my mosquito bites and tried to apply lotion to them.

Jenocide: Hold still, maybe then you'll....whoa.
Tazy:...what?
Jenocide: You may need to go to the hospital. Your arm is covered in bites.
Tazy:...Those weren't there last night.
Mosquito: THIS IS DELICIOUS.
Tazy: MISTER MOSQUITO!


Then we went off to Mecha-Con and stood in line for an hour. We say a Rabbid, Miroku, a very perverted Pikachu/Jolteon, and Wesker ("I'M NOT LEON GAWD"). We finally made it to registration and I ran to the Video Game Section.

Jenocide:....We have better things to do.
Tazy: Ok, see ya.
Jenocide: Are you going to play anything?
Tazy: no.
Jenocide: Then why are you here?!
Tazy: Ok, see ya.
Jenocide: 5 seconds before I-
Tazy: Hold on, Brawl.

Someone plugged in Brawl, so I ran in and asked for a controller. Unfortunetley, I got the Controller that is stuck on "Shield", leaving me as a f**king target

Tazy: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
Gamer 1: My controller is sticking a bi-
Tazy: *Viciously murders Gamer 1*
Gamer 2: O_O

Afterwards, the Dealers Room Opened, and I got some nice stuff like a Master Form Sora Figure, and A Zelda Themed Chain Wallet. Jenocide got some DnD Dice and a Metroid Plushie made by a girl dressed as Jin from Yuu Yuu Hakusho. After that, we wandered and when we went back to the Dealer's room the door was blocked by some guy with a sword.

Guy with Sword: YOU SHALL NOT PASS.
Tazy: Oh...Too bad you never heard of my OPTIONAL PROMOTIONAL CODES.
*Tazy tries to run past Guy with Sword*
Guy with Sword: BANKAI BIZNATCH. * Pushes Tazy into a wall*
Tazy:

We eventually decided to leave, since there was nothing to do, and we had to get back so Jenocide could go to school tomarrow. So, we went and got gas and Greek Food.

Jenocide: Ok, I'll have the Shwarma, aaaaand you'll have the Gyro.
Tazy: DON'T TELL ME WHAT I WANT, I AM HUMAN I WILL DECIDE MYSELF.
Jenocide: Ok....
*Tazy goes inside the store*
Tazy: mmmmmmmmm, I'll have one Shwarma and one.....Gyro. Hummus on both kthx.
Employee:....kthx?
Tazy: Don't insult my language, I can do that by myself.

After that, we went back to the apartment, ate, and packed up our stuff, as well as the stuff that Jenocide wanted to take back.

Jenocide: I AM TAKING THESE PLATES BACK.
Tazy:...We already have too many-
Jenocide: THEY ARE MINE
Tazy: ok. Ok.

Then we mixed the remaining milk with choclate syrup, took the games, DVDs, and Frozen Ice, and left.

When we returned, we ate seafood.

Now, I am tired and making a blog post at 2 in the morning.