Holy paladins and why I hate them.
I hate holy paladins in World of Warcraft because they're a sh*tty way for the turd-burglars who developed the game to acknowledge the fact that paladins in Dungeons & Dragons can cast spells.
I mean, yeah it's nice that you've got someone to take the pressure off the cleric or other healer in a game of D&D once the bad guys start hitting really hard (meaning around the level the paladin can cast spells in earlier editions), but when you have a holy paladin in World of Warcraft acting as the actual healer that's another thing entirely (in a game of D&D that's like having a space heater warm a walk-in cooler or telling me to wipe my butt after an explosive bout of tar-diahrrea with two squares of toilet paper).
I haven't run instances in quite a while though and I'm not complaining, but I just wanted to make it look like I really hate holy paladins.
Do you want to know what I really hate, though? The lack of Larry Elmore or Clyde Caldwell paintings in Dungeons & Dragons books after the third edition. I mean, yeah Todd Lockwood's good and all but I want my sex objects back. Giving me Todd Lockwood when I want Clyde Caldwell is like giving me Crest or Colgate when I want Aquafresh - you just don't do that.
On the subject of D&D I also hate people who write down "chaotic neutral" on their character sheets and think they can use it to back up sh*t they do that disrupts the game. I had a player do that in the last game I ran. Lasted about five seconds after he started trying to kill the other player characters. Those guys are almost as bad as holy paladins-- never mind, they're worse than holy paladins! That's like a woman hitting a man and saying he can't hit her back because she's a woman. Who ever said he'd hit you with his fists? Who's to say he isn't a PSIONICIST you disgusting whale?
What happened to me watching what I linked and said here because most of the people here browse at school or on their parent's computers? Do you want to know what happened?
Do you? Do you want to know what happened? Xena, the warrior princess murdered my family. That's what happened.
On a more serious note, any Xena episode with Callisto makes me want to cry. I mean, yeah she was a horrible person but Xena made her that way and she lived such a sad life and good god I still want to cry. I'm going to go cry for a fictional character now. See y'all later.
No, actually I'm going to go to sleep. I'm mad tired right now.
I mean, yeah it's nice that you've got someone to take the pressure off the cleric or other healer in a game of D&D once the bad guys start hitting really hard (meaning around the level the paladin can cast spells in earlier editions), but when you have a holy paladin in World of Warcraft acting as the actual healer that's another thing entirely (in a game of D&D that's like having a space heater warm a walk-in cooler or telling me to wipe my butt after an explosive bout of tar-diahrrea with two squares of toilet paper).
I haven't run instances in quite a while though and I'm not complaining, but I just wanted to make it look like I really hate holy paladins.
Do you want to know what I really hate, though? The lack of Larry Elmore or Clyde Caldwell paintings in Dungeons & Dragons books after the third edition. I mean, yeah Todd Lockwood's good and all but I want my sex objects back. Giving me Todd Lockwood when I want Clyde Caldwell is like giving me Crest or Colgate when I want Aquafresh - you just don't do that.
On the subject of D&D I also hate people who write down "chaotic neutral" on their character sheets and think they can use it to back up sh*t they do that disrupts the game. I had a player do that in the last game I ran. Lasted about five seconds after he started trying to kill the other player characters. Those guys are almost as bad as holy paladins-- never mind, they're worse than holy paladins! That's like a woman hitting a man and saying he can't hit her back because she's a woman. Who ever said he'd hit you with his fists? Who's to say he isn't a PSIONICIST you disgusting whale?
What happened to me watching what I linked and said here because most of the people here browse at school or on their parent's computers? Do you want to know what happened?
Do you? Do you want to know what happened? Xena, the warrior princess murdered my family. That's what happened.
On a more serious note, any Xena episode with Callisto makes me want to cry. I mean, yeah she was a horrible person but Xena made her that way and she lived such a sad life and good god I still want to cry. I'm going to go cry for a fictional character now. See y'all later.
No, actually I'm going to go to sleep. I'm mad tired right now.
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