CAPtion Contest

X-3 · 04-23-2009, 09:15 PM

Heh. No other title needed. I should get an award. I think so, at least.

We begin our foolish venture into the CAPtion Contest with Resident Evil. Our descendants will remember this image well. Might as well have a few lines to entertain them while they gasp in awe.

Mission Start.

Valigarmander · 04-23-2009, 09:23 PM

I don't know what Chris should be more worried about, the zombie, or that large growth on his ass.

Metal Man · 04-24-2009, 04:01 AM

Chris soon discovered the utility of his prosthetic thumbknife.

Neo Tazy Ten · 04-24-2009, 09:41 AM

The Zombie soon realized that you need a knife in order to win a knife fight.

I am nobody · 04-24-2009, 10:32 AM

Customer service feels like it is getting a lot more hostile lately, doesn't it?

SephirothKirby · 04-24-2009, 03:49 PM

Is that a tumor or is your ass just happy to see me?

X-3 · 04-26-2009, 01:49 PM

3rd Place: .5 points

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metal Man

Chris soon discovered the utility of his prosthetic thumbknife.

2nd Place: 1 point

Quote:

Originally Posted by I am nobody

Customer service feels like it is getting a lot more hostile lately, doesn't it?

1st place: 2 points

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valigarmander

I don't know what Chris should be more worried about, the zombie, or that large growth on his ass.

I stole this from some site. I consider it technically made by Capcom, and thus will be put under the wing of this here CAPtion Contest.

Val: 2
Ian: 1
Metal: .5
EveryoneElse: 0

Valigarmander · 04-26-2009, 01:58 PM

Six degrees from Link.

I am nobody · 04-26-2009, 02:22 PM

The fate of Kevin's legs remains unknown.

Metal Man · 04-26-2009, 02:22 PM

Thus Kevin's quest
came to an end
five pointy ends
gee, doesn't he have
enough swords already?

***Ace Mercury*** · 04-26-2009, 08:24 PM

Yeah? Well I took out the trash too, but I didn't commission a stained-glass window about it.

X-3 · 04-29-2009, 02:43 PM

3rd Place: .5 points

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valigarmander

Six degrees from Link.

2nd Place: 1 point

Quote:

Originally Posted by I am nobody

The fate of Kevin's legs remains unknown.

1st place: 2 points

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace Mercury

Yeah? Well I took out the trash too, but I didn't commission a stained-glass window about it.

Val: 2.5
Ian: 2
Ace: 2
Metal: .5
EveryoneElse: 0

comment

I am nobody · 04-29-2009, 03:34 PM

Needless to say, fans reacted poorly to Capcom's recent Megaman Dog Sitter.

Gunshot Bride · 04-29-2009, 07:36 PM

Little did Megaman know that Duo was planning on killing his dog... Alas poor Rush, we knew thy well...

***Ace Mercury*** · 04-29-2009, 07:47 PM

Duo's thinking: "Geez, why don't you two get a room."

Valigarmander · 04-29-2009, 08:10 PM

Duo: Give me that jar of peanut butter when you're done, I was gonna make a sandwich.

Speed · 04-30-2009, 07:24 PM

Duo: You may now kiss the bride.

***Ace Mercury*** · 04-30-2009, 08:12 PM

Robot's staring competitions are always so boring.

X-3 · 05-09-2009, 01:28 PM

3rd: .5 points

Quote:

Originally Posted by Infected By Swine Flu

Duo: You may now kiss the bride.

2nd: 1 point

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace Mercury

Duo's thinking: "Geez, why don't you two get a room."

1st: 2 points

Quote:

Originally Posted by I am nobody

Needless to say, fans reacted poorly to Capcom's recent Megaman Dog Sitter.

Ian: 4
Ace: 3
Val: 2.5
Metal: .5
Speed: .5
EveryoneElse: 0

Everyone's screen fine?

Metal Man · 05-09-2009, 01:48 PM

Ryu: Me... me.... me!
Ken: Ahhhh! My fist is sinking into his elbow!
Ryu: Don't resist, you fool. You cannot defeat Agent Ryu!

04-23-2009, 09:15 PM	#1
X-3 Fake Psycho Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 13,525 Thanks: 566 Thanked 809 Times in 570 Posts Blog Entries: 10 Points: 41,098.84 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 41,098.84 Donate	CAPtion Contest Heh. No other title needed. I should get an award. I think so, at least. We begin our foolish venture into the CAPtion Contest with Resident Evil. Our descendants will remember this image well. Might as well have a few lines to entertain them while they gasp in awe. Mission Start.

04-23-2009, 09:23 PM	#2
Valigarmander My power is maximum. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 23,759 Thanks: 1,389 Thanked 4,109 Times in 1,860 Posts Points: 2,523.09 Bank: 127,214,309.64 Total Points: 127,216,832.73 Donate	I don't know what Chris should be more worried about, the zombie, or that large growth on his ass. __________________ This is a signature.

04-26-2009, 01:58 PM	#8
Valigarmander My power is maximum. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 23,759 Thanks: 1,389 Thanked 4,109 Times in 1,860 Posts Points: 2,523.09 Bank: 127,214,309.64 Total Points: 127,216,832.73 Donate	Six degrees from Link. __________________ This is a signature.

04-29-2009, 08:10 PM	#16
Valigarmander My power is maximum. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 23,759 Thanks: 1,389 Thanked 4,109 Times in 1,860 Posts Points: 2,523.09 Bank: 127,214,309.64 Total Points: 127,216,832.73 Donate	Duo: Give me that jar of peanut butter when you're done, I was gonna make a sandwich. __________________ This is a signature.

04-24-2009, 04:01 AM	#3
Metal Man Cheapskate Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Land of Confusion Gender: Posts: 14,524 Thanks: 135 Thanked 646 Times in 459 Posts Points: 30,590.12 Bank: 682,946.90 Total Points: 713,537.02 Donate	Chris soon discovered the utility of his prosthetic thumbknife.

04-24-2009, 09:41 AM	#4
Neo Tazy Ten This is a Stupid Dope Mix! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Drinking Sparkly Butt Coffee Gender: Posts: 14,151 Thanks: 472 Thanked 1,071 Times in 771 Posts Blog Entries: 19 Points: 76,262.16 Bank: 27,829,425.71 Total Points: 27,905,687.87 Donate	The Zombie soon realized that you need a knife in order to win a knife fight.

04-24-2009, 10:32 AM	#5
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,273 Thanks: 301 Thanked 356 Times in 235 Posts Blog Entries: 7 Points: 1,047.19 Bank: 626,073.72 Total Points: 627,120.91 Donate	Customer service feels like it is getting a lot more hostile lately, doesn't it?

04-24-2009, 03:49 PM	#6
SephirothKirby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Well then, let's begin the scoring. Gender: Posts: 6,405 Thanks: 316 Thanked 680 Times in 395 Posts Points: 1,110.15 Bank: 61,289,960.54 Total Points: 61,291,070.69 Donate	Is that a tumor or is your ass just happy to see me?

04-26-2009, 02:22 PM	#9
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,273 Thanks: 301 Thanked 356 Times in 235 Posts Blog Entries: 7 Points: 1,047.19 Bank: 626,073.72 Total Points: 627,120.91 Donate	The fate of Kevin's legs remains unknown.

04-26-2009, 08:24 PM	#11
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 21,803 Thanks: 494 Thanked 2,768 Times in 1,307 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 105,390.03 Bank: 9,682,663,138.98 Total Points: 9,682,768,529.01 Donate	Yeah? Well I took out the trash too, but I didn't commission a stained-glass window about it.

04-29-2009, 03:34 PM	#13
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,273 Thanks: 301 Thanked 356 Times in 235 Posts Blog Entries: 7 Points: 1,047.19 Bank: 626,073.72 Total Points: 627,120.91 Donate	Needless to say, fans reacted poorly to Capcom's recent Megaman Dog Sitter.

04-29-2009, 07:36 PM	#14
Gunshot Bride Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Middle of Nowhere Gender: Posts: 111 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 6,482.05 Bank: 5.07 Total Points: 6,487.12 Donate	Little did Megaman know that Duo was planning on killing his dog... Alas poor Rush, we knew thy well...

04-29-2009, 07:47 PM	#15
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 21,803 Thanks: 494 Thanked 2,768 Times in 1,307 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 105,390.03 Bank: 9,682,663,138.98 Total Points: 9,682,768,529.01 Donate	Duo's thinking: "Geez, why don't you two get a room."

04-30-2009, 07:24 PM	#17
Speed Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: If there's a bright center to the universe I'm on the planet it's farthest from Gender: Posts: 3,539 Thanks: 1,518 Thanked 299 Times in 212 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 15,250.30 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 15,250.30 Donate	Duo: You may now kiss the bride.

04-30-2009, 08:12 PM	#18
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 21,803 Thanks: 494 Thanked 2,768 Times in 1,307 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 105,390.03 Bank: 9,682,663,138.98 Total Points: 9,682,768,529.01 Donate	Robot's staring competitions are always so boring.

05-09-2009, 01:48 PM	#20
Metal Man Cheapskate Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Land of Confusion Gender: Posts: 14,524 Thanks: 135 Thanked 646 Times in 459 Posts Points: 30,590.12 Bank: 682,946.90 Total Points: 713,537.02 Donate	Ryu: Me... me.... me! Ken: Ahhhh! My fist is sinking into his elbow! Ryu: Don't resist, you fool. You cannot defeat Agent Ryu!