CAPtion Contest

X~3 · 04-23-2009, 09:15 PM

Heh. No other title needed. I should get an award. I think so, at least.

We begin our foolish venture into the CAPtion Contest with Resident Evil. Our descendants will remember this image well. Might as well have a few lines to entertain them while they gasp in awe.

Mission Start.

Valigarmander · 04-23-2009, 09:23 PM

I don't know what Chris should be more worried about, the zombie, or that large growth on his ass.

Metal Man · 04-24-2009, 04:01 AM

Chris soon discovered the utility of his prosthetic thumbknife.

Black Belt Tazy · 04-24-2009, 09:41 AM

The Zombie soon realized that you need a knife in order to win a knife fight.

I am nobody · 04-24-2009, 10:32 AM

Customer service feels like it is getting a lot more hostile lately, doesn't it?

SephirothKirby · 04-24-2009, 03:49 PM

Is that a tumor or is your ass just happy to see me?

X~3 · 04-26-2009, 01:49 PM

3rd Place: .5 points

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metal Man

Chris soon discovered the utility of his prosthetic thumbknife.

2nd Place: 1 point

Quote:

Originally Posted by I am nobody

Customer service feels like it is getting a lot more hostile lately, doesn't it?

1st place: 2 points

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valigarmander

I don't know what Chris should be more worried about, the zombie, or that large growth on his ass.

I stole this from some site. I consider it technically made by Capcom, and thus will be put under the wing of this here CAPtion Contest.

Val: 2
Ian: 1
Metal: .5
EveryoneElse: 0

Valigarmander · 04-26-2009, 01:58 PM

Six degrees from Link.

I am nobody · 04-26-2009, 02:22 PM

The fate of Kevin's legs remains unknown.

Metal Man · 04-26-2009, 02:22 PM

Thus Kevin's quest
came to an end
five pointy ends
gee, doesn't he have
enough swords already?

***Ace Mercury*** · 04-26-2009, 08:24 PM

Yeah? Well I took out the trash too, but I didn't commission a stained-glass window about it.

X~3 · 04-29-2009, 02:43 PM

3rd Place: .5 points

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valigarmander

Six degrees from Link.

2nd Place: 1 point

Quote:

Originally Posted by I am nobody

The fate of Kevin's legs remains unknown.

1st place: 2 points

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace Mercury

Yeah? Well I took out the trash too, but I didn't commission a stained-glass window about it.

Val: 2.5
Ian: 2
Ace: 2
Metal: .5
EveryoneElse: 0

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I am nobody · 04-29-2009, 03:34 PM

Needless to say, fans reacted poorly to Capcom's recent Megaman Dog Sitter.

Gunshot Bride · 04-29-2009, 07:36 PM

Little did Megaman know that Duo was planning on killing his dog... Alas poor Rush, we knew thy well...

***Ace Mercury*** · 04-29-2009, 07:47 PM

Duo's thinking: "Geez, why don't you two get a room."

Valigarmander · 04-29-2009, 08:10 PM

Duo: Give me that jar of peanut butter when you're done, I was gonna make a sandwich.

Me and my friend Dave... · 04-30-2009, 07:24 PM

Duo: You may now kiss the bride.

***Ace Mercury*** · 04-30-2009, 08:12 PM

Robot's staring competitions are always so boring.

X~3 · 05-09-2009, 01:28 PM

3rd: .5 points

Quote:

Originally Posted by Infected By Swine Flu

Duo: You may now kiss the bride.

2nd: 1 point

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace Mercury

Duo's thinking: "Geez, why don't you two get a room."

1st: 2 points

Quote:

Originally Posted by I am nobody

Needless to say, fans reacted poorly to Capcom's recent Megaman Dog Sitter.

Ian: 4
Ace: 3
Val: 2.5
Metal: .5
Speed: .5
EveryoneElse: 0

Everyone's screen fine?

Metal Man · 05-09-2009, 01:48 PM

Ryu: Me... me.... me!
Ken: Ahhhh! My fist is sinking into his elbow!
Ryu: Don't resist, you fool. You cannot defeat Agent Ryu!

04-23-2009, 09:15 PM	#1
X~3 Empty Mage Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Omega Superduper Ultra Land that Sucks Gender: Posts: 12,761 Thanks: 526 Thanked 739 Times in 517 Posts Blog Entries: 10 Points: 45,946.35 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 45,946.35 Donate	CAPtion Contest Heh. No other title needed. I should get an award. I think so, at least. We begin our foolish venture into the CAPtion Contest with Resident Evil. Our descendants will remember this image well. Might as well have a few lines to entertain them while they gasp in awe. Mission Start.

04-23-2009, 09:23 PM	#2
Valigarmander Not enough MP! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 21,535 Thanks: 1,335 Thanked 3,473 Times in 1,594 Posts Points: 1,003.56 Bank: 17,851,590.26 Total Points: 17,852,593.82 Donate	I don't know what Chris should be more worried about, the zombie, or that large growth on his ass. __________________ This is a signature.

04-26-2009, 01:58 PM	#8
Valigarmander Not enough MP! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 21,535 Thanks: 1,335 Thanked 3,473 Times in 1,594 Posts Points: 1,003.56 Bank: 17,851,590.26 Total Points: 17,852,593.82 Donate	Six degrees from Link. __________________ This is a signature.

04-29-2009, 08:10 PM	#16
Valigarmander Not enough MP! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 21,535 Thanks: 1,335 Thanked 3,473 Times in 1,594 Posts Points: 1,003.56 Bank: 17,851,590.26 Total Points: 17,852,593.82 Donate	Duo: Give me that jar of peanut butter when you're done, I was gonna make a sandwich. __________________ This is a signature.

04-24-2009, 04:01 AM	#3
Metal Man Cheapskate Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Shane is the king of Monopoly! Gender: Posts: 13,535 Thanks: 125 Thanked 564 Times in 397 Posts Points: 100,168.98 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 100,168.98 Donate	Chris soon discovered the utility of his prosthetic thumbknife.

04-24-2009, 09:41 AM	#4
Black Belt Tazy I specialize in HORN DRILL. HRAGH! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Cianwood Gym Gender: Posts: 12,663 Thanks: 426 Thanked 977 Times in 699 Posts Blog Entries: 18 Points: 56,988.71 Bank: 3,766,057.06 Total Points: 3,823,045.77 Donate	The Zombie soon realized that you need a knife in order to win a knife fight.

04-24-2009, 10:32 AM	#5
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Lost forever in the storm of life Gender: Posts: 5,206 Thanks: 286 Thanked 347 Times in 230 Posts Blog Entries: 7 Points: 6,914.86 Bank: 220,208.10 Total Points: 227,122.96 Donate	Customer service feels like it is getting a lot more hostile lately, doesn't it?

04-24-2009, 03:49 PM	#6
SephirothKirby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Well then, let's begin the scoring. Gender: Posts: 6,336 Thanks: 310 Thanked 665 Times in 386 Posts Points: 4,392.07 Bank: 13,075,946.68 Total Points: 13,080,338.75 Donate	Is that a tumor or is your ass just happy to see me?

04-26-2009, 02:22 PM	#9
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Lost forever in the storm of life Gender: Posts: 5,206 Thanks: 286 Thanked 347 Times in 230 Posts Blog Entries: 7 Points: 6,914.86 Bank: 220,208.10 Total Points: 227,122.96 Donate	The fate of Kevin's legs remains unknown.

04-26-2009, 08:24 PM	#11
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 20,923 Thanks: 461 Thanked 2,518 Times in 1,181 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 73,784.17 Bank: 1,597,273,154.96 Total Points: 1,597,346,939.13 Donate	Yeah? Well I took out the trash too, but I didn't commission a stained-glass window about it.

04-29-2009, 03:34 PM	#13
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Lost forever in the storm of life Gender: Posts: 5,206 Thanks: 286 Thanked 347 Times in 230 Posts Blog Entries: 7 Points: 6,914.86 Bank: 220,208.10 Total Points: 227,122.96 Donate	Needless to say, fans reacted poorly to Capcom's recent Megaman Dog Sitter.

04-29-2009, 07:36 PM	#14
Gunshot Bride Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Middle of Nowhere Gender: Posts: 111 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 5,681.05 Bank: 5.07 Total Points: 5,686.12 Donate	Little did Megaman know that Duo was planning on killing his dog... Alas poor Rush, we knew thy well...

04-29-2009, 07:47 PM	#15
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 20,923 Thanks: 461 Thanked 2,518 Times in 1,181 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 73,784.17 Bank: 1,597,273,154.96 Total Points: 1,597,346,939.13 Donate	Duo's thinking: "Geez, why don't you two get a room."

04-30-2009, 07:24 PM	#17
Me and my friend Dave... Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: If there's a bright center to the universe I'm on the planet it's farthest from Gender: Posts: 3,410 Thanks: 1,415 Thanked 288 Times in 206 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 9,036.20 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 9,036.20 Donate	Duo: You may now kiss the bride.

04-30-2009, 08:12 PM	#18
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 20,923 Thanks: 461 Thanked 2,518 Times in 1,181 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 73,784.17 Bank: 1,597,273,154.96 Total Points: 1,597,346,939.13 Donate	Robot's staring competitions are always so boring.

05-09-2009, 01:48 PM	#20
Metal Man Cheapskate Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Shane is the king of Monopoly! Gender: Posts: 13,535 Thanks: 125 Thanked 564 Times in 397 Posts Points: 100,168.98 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 100,168.98 Donate	Ryu: Me... me.... me! Ken: Ahhhh! My fist is sinking into his elbow! Ryu: Don't resist, you fool. You cannot defeat Agent Ryu!