CAPtion Contest

**X-3** · 04-23-2009, 10:15 PM

Heh. No other title needed. I should get an award. I think so, at least.

We begin our foolish venture into the CAPtion Contest with Resident Evil. Our descendants will remember this image well. Might as well have a few lines to entertain them while they gasp in awe.

Mission Start.

**Valigarmander** · 04-23-2009, 10:23 PM

I don't know what Chris should be more worried about, the zombie, or that large growth on his ass.

Metal Man · 04-24-2009, 05:01 AM

Chris soon discovered the utility of his prosthetic thumbknife.

Robotazy · 04-24-2009, 10:41 AM

The Zombie soon realized that you need a knife in order to win a knife fight.

I am nobody · 04-24-2009, 11:32 AM

Customer service feels like it is getting a lot more hostile lately, doesn't it?

SephirothKirby · 04-24-2009, 04:49 PM

Is that a tumor or is your ass just happy to see me?

**X-3** · 04-26-2009, 02:49 PM

3rd Place: .5 points

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metal Man

Chris soon discovered the utility of his prosthetic thumbknife.

2nd Place: 1 point

Quote:

Originally Posted by I am nobody

Customer service feels like it is getting a lot more hostile lately, doesn't it?

1st place: 2 points

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valigarmander

I don't know what Chris should be more worried about, the zombie, or that large growth on his ass.

I stole this from some site. I consider it technically made by Capcom, and thus will be put under the wing of this here CAPtion Contest.

Val: 2
Ian: 1
Metal: .5
EveryoneElse: 0

**Valigarmander** · 04-26-2009, 02:58 PM

Six degrees from Link.

I am nobody · 04-26-2009, 03:22 PM

The fate of Kevin's legs remains unknown.

Metal Man · 04-26-2009, 03:22 PM

Thus Kevin's quest
came to an end
five pointy ends
gee, doesn't he have
enough swords already?

***Ace Mercury*** · 04-26-2009, 09:24 PM

Yeah? Well I took out the trash too, but I didn't commission a stained-glass window about it.

**X-3** · 04-29-2009, 03:43 PM

3rd Place: .5 points

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valigarmander

Six degrees from Link.

2nd Place: 1 point

Quote:

Originally Posted by I am nobody

The fate of Kevin's legs remains unknown.

1st place: 2 points

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace Mercury

Yeah? Well I took out the trash too, but I didn't commission a stained-glass window about it.

Val: 2.5
Ian: 2
Ace: 2
Metal: .5
EveryoneElse: 0

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I am nobody · 04-29-2009, 04:34 PM

Needless to say, fans reacted poorly to Capcom's recent Megaman Dog Sitter.

Gunshot Bride · 04-29-2009, 08:36 PM

Little did Megaman know that Duo was planning on killing his dog... Alas poor Rush, we knew thy well...

***Ace Mercury*** · 04-29-2009, 08:47 PM

Duo's thinking: "Geez, why don't you two get a room."

**Valigarmander** · 04-29-2009, 09:10 PM

Duo: Give me that jar of peanut butter when you're done, I was gonna make a sandwich.

Speed · 04-30-2009, 08:24 PM

Duo: You may now kiss the bride.

***Ace Mercury*** · 04-30-2009, 09:12 PM

Robot's staring competitions are always so boring.

**X-3** · 05-09-2009, 02:28 PM

3rd: .5 points

Quote:

Originally Posted by Infected By Swine Flu

Duo: You may now kiss the bride.

2nd: 1 point

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace Mercury

Duo's thinking: "Geez, why don't you two get a room."

1st: 2 points

Quote:

Originally Posted by I am nobody

Needless to say, fans reacted poorly to Capcom's recent Megaman Dog Sitter.

Ian: 4
Ace: 3
Val: 2.5
Metal: .5
Speed: .5
EveryoneElse: 0

Everyone's screen fine?

Metal Man · 05-09-2009, 02:48 PM

Ryu: Me... me.... me!
Ken: Ahhhh! My fist is sinking into his elbow!
Ryu: Don't resist, you fool. You cannot defeat Agent Ryu!

04-23-2009, 10:15 PM	#1
X-3 No avatar, no justice, no dreams, no hope! Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,457 Thanks: 731 Thanked 1,155 Times in 749 Posts Blog Entries: 10	CAPtion Contest Heh. No other title needed. I should get an award. I think so, at least. We begin our foolish venture into the CAPtion Contest with Resident Evil. Our descendants will remember this image well. Might as well have a few lines to entertain them while they gasp in awe. Mission Start.

04-23-2009, 10:23 PM	#2
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,173 Thanks: 1,608 Thanked 5,534 Times in 2,492 Posts Blog Entries: 18	I don't know what Chris should be more worried about, the zombie, or that large growth on his ass. __________________

04-26-2009, 02:58 PM	#8
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,173 Thanks: 1,608 Thanked 5,534 Times in 2,492 Posts Blog Entries: 18	Six degrees from Link. __________________

04-29-2009, 09:10 PM	#16
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,173 Thanks: 1,608 Thanked 5,534 Times in 2,492 Posts Blog Entries: 18	Duo: Give me that jar of peanut butter when you're done, I was gonna make a sandwich. __________________

04-24-2009, 05:01 AM	#3
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	Chris soon discovered the utility of his prosthetic thumbknife.

04-24-2009, 10:41 AM	#4
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,234 Thanks: 521 Thanked 1,235 Times in 883 Posts Blog Entries: 43	The Zombie soon realized that you need a knife in order to win a knife fight.

04-24-2009, 11:32 AM	#5
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7	Customer service feels like it is getting a lot more hostile lately, doesn't it?

04-24-2009, 04:49 PM	#6
SephirothKirby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it. Gender: Posts: 7,050 Thanks: 365 Thanked 737 Times in 433 Posts	Is that a tumor or is your ass just happy to see me?

04-26-2009, 03:22 PM	#9
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7	The fate of Kevin's legs remains unknown.

04-26-2009, 09:24 PM	#11
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 22,952 Thanks: 558 Thanked 3,205 Times in 1,531 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Yeah? Well I took out the trash too, but I didn't commission a stained-glass window about it.

04-29-2009, 04:34 PM	#13
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7	Needless to say, fans reacted poorly to Capcom's recent Megaman Dog Sitter.

04-29-2009, 08:36 PM	#14
Gunshot Bride Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Middle of Nowhere Gender: Posts: 111 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Little did Megaman know that Duo was planning on killing his dog... Alas poor Rush, we knew thy well...

04-29-2009, 08:47 PM	#15
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 22,952 Thanks: 558 Thanked 3,205 Times in 1,531 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Duo's thinking: "Geez, why don't you two get a room."

04-30-2009, 08:24 PM	#17
Speed Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: If there's a bright center to the universe I'm on the planet it's farthest from Gender: Posts: 3,723 Thanks: 1,595 Thanked 319 Times in 223 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Duo: You may now kiss the bride.

04-30-2009, 09:12 PM	#18
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 22,952 Thanks: 558 Thanked 3,205 Times in 1,531 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Robot's staring competitions are always so boring.

05-09-2009, 02:48 PM	#20
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	Ryu: Me... me.... me! Ken: Ahhhh! My fist is sinking into his elbow! Ryu: Don't resist, you fool. You cannot defeat Agent Ryu!