Robot Master of the Week #9: Hard Man

Dizzy · 07-27-2010, 04:11 PM

inb4 innuendo

DWN-020

Hard Man is a Robot Master that was created by Dr. Wily. He has a hard, durable exterior made of ceratanium, making him rather heavy. He was originally built for construction work. He can fire his hands, known as Hard Knuckles, and he has a cannon inside of his body. Due to his excessive weight, he can stomp the ground and cause a tremor, much to Mega Man's dismay. In Super Adventure Rockman he is revived by Ra Moon.When Mega Man enters a garden-like place in the Temple of the Moon he drops from the ceiling,trying to smash Mega Man,but he dodges him. Then Hard Man gets his head stuck in the ground, and the player has to defeat him. After the battle he falls into pieces and acid starts to flood the room, melting Hard Man's parts, but later he is revived again by Ra Moon.

Appearances
Mega Man 3
Mega Man II
Mega Man: The Wily Wars
Super Adventure Rockman
Mega Man & Bass (as a data CD)
Mega Man cartoon
Rockman Megamix

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Fun Facts
-Hard Man's reason for hating swimming is because of his density causes him to sink.
-Hard Man is the only Robot Master capable of defeating Mega Man in one hit.

Robotazy · 07-27-2010, 04:44 PM

So hard.

Dizzy · 07-27-2010, 04:47 PM

Thank you, X-3.

NOW YOU KIDS BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR.

MeowMan · 07-27-2010, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkZero

he has a cannon inside of his body.

So many things to say to that..

Jailbreaker · 07-27-2010, 05:35 PM

MeowMan · 07-27-2010, 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkZero

Hard Man

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Originally Posted by DarkZero

rather heavy.

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he has a cannon inside of his body.

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Hard Man is the only Robot Master capable of defeating Mega Man in one hit.

Dizzy · 07-27-2010, 06:55 PM

Like I said, it's all straight from the wiki.

MeowMan · 07-27-2010, 07:08 PM

There are some really dirty people on the wiki.

I bet Luigiman goes there a lot.

Dizzy · 07-27-2010, 07:11 PM

Well, even though you CAN take all that inappropriately, it's all factual information. YouTube is the one with the dirty jokes.

I, for one, like Hard Man. So STFU.

MeowMan · 07-27-2010, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkZero

Well, even though you CAN take all that inappropriately

It's not inappropriate until the first person says it is.

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it's all factual information.

About a video game? Yeah, that makes since.

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YouTube is the one with the dirty jokes.

Like I wasn't expecting that.

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I, for one, like Hard Man. So STFU.

Do I have to repeat myself?

Panfan · 07-27-2010, 09:25 PM

i don't get it wuts so sexual bout dis

**Marchie** · 07-27-2010, 09:27 PM

ITS FUNNEH BCUZ HES HARD

Robotazy · 07-27-2010, 09:33 PM

Unless you have Magnet Missile.

Then he's Easy Man.

***Ace Mercury*** · 07-27-2010, 10:23 PM

I wonder what it was like when they were translating Mega Man 3. Did they know? Did they giggle like school girls? These are the questions that are lost in the mists of time.

**Valigarmander** · 07-28-2010, 02:34 AM

Well, he's a robot. Obviously he's very hard.

MeowMan · 07-28-2010, 02:53 AM

But he can be a softy at times.

Dizzy · 07-28-2010, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by MeowMan

It's not inappropriate until the first person says it is.

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Do I have to repeat myself?

You're really starting to get on my nerves. Just because your head is in the gutter doesn't make any of that sexual. It just means that you like to point that stuff out because you think people will laugh at you.

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Originally Posted by MeowMan

About a video game? Yeah, that makes since.

Video game canon is reality, too; it's just not our reality.

**X-3** · 07-28-2010, 04:28 PM

You two are done, I hope.

MeowMan · 07-28-2010, 04:58 PM

Eh. I am. It is a pointless argument, after all..

Dizzy · 07-28-2010, 09:06 PM

I'm done too.

Also, ASDFGHJKL20POSTS.

07-27-2010, 04:44 PM	#2
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	>:3 So hard.

07-27-2010, 04:47 PM	#3
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,161 Times in 804 Posts Blog Entries: 116	Thank you, X-3. NOW YOU KIDS BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR.

07-27-2010, 05:35 PM	#5
Jailbreaker Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Not in jail anymore, yay! Gender: Posts: 3,482 Thanks: 1,074 Thanked 185 Times in 118 Posts

07-27-2010, 06:55 PM	#7
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,161 Times in 804 Posts Blog Entries: 116	Like I said, it's all straight from the wiki.

07-27-2010, 07:08 PM	#8
MeowMan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Las Pegasus Gender: Posts: 6,606 Thanks: 849 Thanked 208 Times in 132 Posts Blog Entries: 46	There are some really dirty people on the wiki. I bet Luigiman goes there a lot.

07-27-2010, 07:11 PM	#9
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,161 Times in 804 Posts Blog Entries: 116	Well, even though you CAN take all that inappropriately, it's all factual information. YouTube is the one with the dirty jokes. I, for one, like Hard Man. So STFU.

07-27-2010, 09:25 PM	#11
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,802 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,247 Times in 1,337 Posts Blog Entries: 15	i don't get it wuts so sexual bout dis

07-27-2010, 09:27 PM	#12
Marchie Pokeman Master since 1999 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Wiscaaaaaaaaaaansin/Michigan Gender: Posts: 16,646 Thanks: 1,442 Thanked 680 Times in 477 Posts	ITS FUNNEH BCUZ HES HARD

07-27-2010, 09:33 PM	#13
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	Unless you have Magnet Missile. Then he's Easy Man.

07-27-2010, 10:23 PM	#14
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	I wonder what it was like when they were translating Mega Man 3. Did they know? Did they giggle like school girls? These are the questions that are lost in the mists of time.

07-28-2010, 02:34 AM	#15
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,754 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	Well, he's a robot. Obviously he's very hard.

07-28-2010, 02:53 AM	#16
MeowMan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Las Pegasus Gender: Posts: 6,606 Thanks: 849 Thanked 208 Times in 132 Posts Blog Entries: 46	But he can be a softy at times.

07-28-2010, 04:28 PM	#18
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,942 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	You two are done, I hope.

07-28-2010, 04:58 PM	#19
MeowMan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Las Pegasus Gender: Posts: 6,606 Thanks: 849 Thanked 208 Times in 132 Posts Blog Entries: 46	Eh. I am. It is a pointless argument, after all..

07-28-2010, 09:06 PM	#20
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,161 Times in 804 Posts Blog Entries: 116	I'm done too. Also, ASDFGHJKL20POSTS.