Bond Brothers - Page 2

Glyph Phoenix · 04-10-2005, 06:09 PM

Wario is a lame character and I hope sometime down the line he gets offed or something and I don't have to read his stupid dialogue. T's real identity is a lame recolor. You need to add some gradients to the background. You used the wrong "you're".

If I didn't enjoy watching others fail so much, I would have stopped reading a long time ago.

Auron · 04-10-2005, 06:35 PM

You're a sick person. Getting your enjoyment off of giving your rude a** comments to people.

At least others appreciate this comic.

Episode #15

Glyph Phoenix · 04-10-2005, 07:08 PM

Hey, your comics have lots and lots and lots of flaws. So much that it's kind of annoying. But it's fun to laugh at the flaws, and that's why I stick around.

And others are enjoying this comic? Alink's the only one who said so, the rest really just pointed out how bad your compression used to be.

Now, onto the latest comic...

Not bad, this one. The Game Over thing was a nice little anticlimax. Evenwork's still cool. The inventor sucks, though. No funny gimmick, quirk, or anything that would make him interesting. Says nothing interesting. Does nothing interesting. Sucky character overall.

The gladiator bit isn't too bad, keep adding that every so often and you might have a nice little running gag.

Shortly after Evenwork shows up, it gets rather stupid rather fast. Stupid conversations between the inventor and Luigi. Suckage. Don't do that.

Auron · 04-10-2005, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tigt is h00k3d 0n f0n/c$:
Just give him some slack. What do you expect, 8-bit Theater?
I like this comic.

Does this sound like only Alink to you Glyph?

Glyph Phoenix · 04-10-2005, 08:16 PM

Alright, then, Alink and Tigt. I didn't notice his latter comment, I guess I was just focused on the part where he implies that the comic is inferior to 8-bit theater. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

thunt · 04-11-2005, 04:09 PM

Well, what I meant was this is the place where you post bad comics, so they get better, and maybe the person can start up a mildly popular site. And, sure, most stuff is crap, but saying so right out there just puts people off it. Berar with them for a while, but if nothing gets any better a couple of series later(like Joe), then you can give them the truth.
My two cents.

Glyph Phoenix · 04-11-2005, 05:12 PM

Oh, you're so totally right. The next time I see a crummy comic, I should just lie until we get a chance to see whether or not it gets better.

Or, y'know, I could keep going with the whole honesty thing. But no one likes that. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

thunt · 04-12-2005, 02:18 PM

I just meant that you don't have to say their comic is crap 3 times in each post. Once is enough. Maybe you just have higher standards, but just friggin' keep in mind it's their first comic.
I'm going to stop before this turns into another arguement.

Alink - VCR Man. VCR. · 04-12-2005, 03:48 PM

w00t I got mentioned like.. three times! ;P

I like the comic. The background and ground aren't the best, but maybe it's just my wierd sense of humor. ;P

RMC · 04-12-2005, 07:29 PM

I though we setteled that Glyph is a power hungry critic that will stop at nothing to put people down and call them morons for making comics that are half decent.

Glyph Phoenix · 04-12-2005, 09:14 PM

Oh yes, that's me. I'm just a "power hungry critic", even though the only power you need to say things like that is freedom of speech, which we all have online. Totally awesome logic usage there, Joe.

And yeah, I'll "stop at nothing" to put people down. Or, y'know, stop the moment I get bored. But those two are really close, Joe. Maybe next time.

This comic looks terrible, is terribly unfunny most of the time, and uses terrible colors. What definition of "decent" are you using, Joe? Because I'd say this comic is 1/4 decent at best. Maybe 3/8 decent, but you'd really be pushing it.

thunt · 04-13-2005, 02:54 PM

I'm siding with Glyph. I really find the visuals sub-par. Well, at least on that part.I don't agree with some of his opinions on jokes, but not everyone has the same sense of humor.
Sorry for being an ass.

yo478 · 04-14-2005, 07:00 PM

Hi Fixxxer, I really like your comic "bond brothers" a lot, really funny. I can't wait to see the next adventure. [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

Jigsaw · 04-19-2005, 01:26 PM

Ignore Glyph. His comic fame went to his head, and he's gone from a respected member of the public to a jerk who thinks he's better than evryone, even Jay's comix and the best Final Fantasy comic ever, 8-bit Theater.

The comic is good. It gets kinda bland for a moment, but you're pretty good at re-spicing it up.

and a note to Glyph: WARIO IS NOT LAME, YOU IDIOTIC LITTLE... I won't go that far. Stop thinking everyone's comix are lame because they don't emulate your specific comic preferances.

thunt · 04-19-2005, 02:04 PM

Hey Galefore. NO.
Glyph's simply saying the TRUTH.

Now, since I've got 'em back, let's rate:

Aqsol · 04-19-2005, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fixxxer:
keep your rude crap to yourself.

Comon guys, give this guy a little slack. Anyone who makes sprite comics knows that things start out horrible at first so just bear with him. If your going to insult him, at least do it contructively instead of some crap like "This comic looks terrible, is terribly unfunny most of the time, and uses terrible colors." Let him live in learn what it takes to be a comic master. I would post the old comic I have, but im not going to....

[ April 19, 2005, 07:17 PM: Message edited by: Aqsol ]

Glyph Phoenix · 04-19-2005, 09:13 PM

I don't know where you got that idea, Galefore. 8-bit theatre is better than anything I've ever made. At least, the later ones. The first few weren't too good. And it's quite easy to be the best FF comic out there when you have no good competition.

Now, Jay's a speical case. His comics usually look quite bad and often have poor grammar, few updates, and lots of nasty things like that. But they are often the funniest damn things I have ever read. Funnier than mine.

And since when was I a respected member of the public? I'm at a freakin' video game forum. This is where those not respected by the public go to talk about video games.

A comic isn't lame because it doesn't fit my preferences. It's lame because of all the lame elements that contribute to its lameness. Such as bad jokes, terrible graphics, and annoying characters such as Wario. I don't have anything against canon Wario, but Auron's Wario has a crappy personality. There are only so many dumb characters you should have in a comic... with this exception...

8-bit theatre and NC both have lots of stupid characters, but they're all stupid in their own way. 8-bit theatre is a great example; Just look at your four main characters, Red Mage, Fighter, Black Mage, and Thief. All four are on totally different levels of stupid. And the jokes were good.

Auron's comic has none of these. I like Evenwork, I like the game over joke, and I liked the original costume joke. Mario Bros. + Afro = hilarity.

I neglected to mention that this is the best currently running comic in this forum. That isn't to say it doesn't suck, but it's still the best of the worse.

Mikhail Gorbachev · 04-20-2005, 05:37 PM

HOW CAN YOU ALL TALK ABOUT THE BEST COMICS WITHOUT MENTIONING KID RADD?!

RMC · 04-20-2005, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by P1X114730 P3n6u1n 15 4n 1337 h4x0r:
HOW CAN YOU ALL TALK ABOUT THE BEST COMICS WITHOUT MENTIONING KID RADD?!

Quiet you!

thunt · 04-20-2005, 06:12 PM

'cause I've never heard of him.
EDIT: Look what I found while browsing the old topics!
Teh Orginal.

[ April 20, 2005, 06:44 PM: Message edited by: Tigt is h00k3d 0n f0n/c$ ]

04-10-2005, 06:09 PM	#21
Glyph Phoenix Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Gender: Posts: 1,774 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 7,015.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 7,515.00 Donate	Wario is a lame character and I hope sometime down the line he gets offed or something and I don't have to read his stupid dialogue. T's real identity is a lame recolor. You need to add some gradients to the background. You used the wrong "you're". If I didn't enjoy watching others fail so much, I would have stopped reading a long time ago.

04-10-2005, 06:35 PM	#22
Auron Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: I don't know. Where do I live? Gender: Posts: 5,782 Thanks: 7 Thanked 194 Times in 124 Posts Points: 1,567.96 Bank: 354,013.52 Total Points: 355,581.48 Donate	You're a sick person. Getting your enjoyment off of giving your rude a** comments to people. At least others appreciate this comic. Episode #15

04-10-2005, 07:08 PM	#23
Glyph Phoenix Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Gender: Posts: 1,774 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 7,015.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 7,515.00 Donate	Hey, your comics have lots and lots and lots of flaws. So much that it's kind of annoying. But it's fun to laugh at the flaws, and that's why I stick around. And others are enjoying this comic? Alink's the only one who said so, the rest really just pointed out how bad your compression used to be. Now, onto the latest comic... Not bad, this one. The Game Over thing was a nice little anticlimax. Evenwork's still cool. The inventor sucks, though. No funny gimmick, quirk, or anything that would make him interesting. Says nothing interesting. Does nothing interesting. Sucky character overall. The gladiator bit isn't too bad, keep adding that every so often and you might have a nice little running gag. Shortly after Evenwork shows up, it gets rather stupid rather fast. Stupid conversations between the inventor and Luigi. Suckage. Don't do that.

04-10-2005, 08:16 PM	#25
Glyph Phoenix Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Gender: Posts: 1,774 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 7,015.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 7,515.00 Donate	Alright, then, Alink and Tigt. I didn't notice his latter comment, I guess I was just focused on the part where he implies that the comic is inferior to 8-bit theater. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

04-11-2005, 04:09 PM	#26
thunt Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!!! :punch: Gender: Posts: 1,117 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 4,581.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 5,081.00 Donate	Well, what I meant was this is the place where you post bad comics, so they get better, and maybe the person can start up a mildly popular site. And, sure, most stuff is crap, but saying so right out there just puts people off it. Berar with them for a while, but if nothing gets any better a couple of series later(like Joe), then you can give them the truth. My two cents.

04-11-2005, 05:12 PM	#27
Glyph Phoenix Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Gender: Posts: 1,774 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 7,015.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 7,515.00 Donate	Oh, you're so totally right. The next time I see a crummy comic, I should just lie until we get a chance to see whether or not it gets better. Or, y'know, I could keep going with the whole honesty thing. But no one likes that. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

04-12-2005, 02:18 PM	#28
thunt Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!!! :punch: Gender: Posts: 1,117 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 4,581.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 5,081.00 Donate	I just meant that you don't have to say their comic is crap 3 times in each post. Once is enough. Maybe you just have higher standards, but just friggin' keep in mind it's their first comic. I'm going to stop before this turns into another arguement.

04-12-2005, 03:48 PM	#29
Alink - VCR Man. VCR. Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Behind The Wall Of Sleep. Gender: Posts: 768 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 5,017.99 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 5,017.99 Donate	w00t I got mentioned like.. three times! ;P I like the comic. The background and ground aren't the best, but maybe it's just my wierd sense of humor. ;P

04-12-2005, 07:29 PM	#30
RMC Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Phoenix, NY Posts: 1,129 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 10,507.05 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 11,007.05 Donate	I though we setteled that Glyph is a power hungry critic that will stop at nothing to put people down and call them morons for making comics that are half decent.

04-12-2005, 09:14 PM	#31
Glyph Phoenix Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Gender: Posts: 1,774 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 7,015.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 7,515.00 Donate	Oh yes, that's me. I'm just a "power hungry critic", even though the only power you need to say things like that is freedom of speech, which we all have online. Totally awesome logic usage there, Joe. And yeah, I'll "stop at nothing" to put people down. Or, y'know, stop the moment I get bored. But those two are really close, Joe. Maybe next time. This comic looks terrible, is terribly unfunny most of the time, and uses terrible colors. What definition of "decent" are you using, Joe? Because I'd say this comic is 1/4 decent at best. Maybe 3/8 decent, but you'd really be pushing it.

04-13-2005, 02:54 PM	#32
thunt Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!!! :punch: Gender: Posts: 1,117 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 4,581.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 5,081.00 Donate	I'm siding with Glyph. I really find the visuals sub-par. Well, at least on that part.I don't agree with some of his opinions on jokes, but not everyone has the same sense of humor. Sorry for being an ass.

04-14-2005, 07:00 PM	#33
yo478 Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: kentucky Posts: 45 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,501.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 2,001.00 Donate	Hi Fixxxer, I really like your comic "bond brothers" a lot, really funny. I can't wait to see the next adventure. [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

04-19-2005, 01:26 PM	#34
Jigsaw Hello, VGF. I want to play a game... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Ha ha ha ha ha... Gender: Posts: 6,022 Thanks: 736 Thanked 434 Times in 320 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 1,087.55 Bank: 24,840.57 Total Points: 25,928.12 Donate	Ignore Glyph. His comic fame went to his head, and he's gone from a respected member of the public to a jerk who thinks he's better than evryone, even Jay's comix and the best Final Fantasy comic ever, 8-bit Theater. The comic is good. It gets kinda bland for a moment, but you're pretty good at re-spicing it up. and a note to Glyph: WARIO IS NOT LAME, YOU IDIOTIC LITTLE... I won't go that far. Stop thinking everyone's comix are lame because they don't emulate your specific comic preferances.

04-19-2005, 02:04 PM	#35
thunt Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!!! :punch: Gender: Posts: 1,117 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 4,581.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 5,081.00 Donate	Hey Galefore. NO. Glyph's simply saying the TRUTH. Now, since I've got 'em back, let's rate:

04-19-2005, 09:13 PM	#37
Glyph Phoenix Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Gender: Posts: 1,774 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 7,015.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 7,515.00 Donate	I don't know where you got that idea, Galefore. 8-bit theatre is better than anything I've ever made. At least, the later ones. The first few weren't too good. And it's quite easy to be the best FF comic out there when you have no good competition. Now, Jay's a speical case. His comics usually look quite bad and often have poor grammar, few updates, and lots of nasty things like that. But they are often the funniest damn things I have ever read. Funnier than mine. And since when was I a respected member of the public? I'm at a freakin' video game forum. This is where those not respected by the public go to talk about video games. A comic isn't lame because it doesn't fit my preferences. It's lame because of all the lame elements that contribute to its lameness. Such as bad jokes, terrible graphics, and annoying characters such as Wario. I don't have anything against canon Wario, but Auron's Wario has a crappy personality. There are only so many dumb characters you should have in a comic... with this exception... 8-bit theatre and NC both have lots of stupid characters, but they're all stupid in their own way. 8-bit theatre is a great example; Just look at your four main characters, Red Mage, Fighter, Black Mage, and Thief. All four are on totally different levels of stupid. And the jokes were good. Auron's comic has none of these. I like Evenwork, I like the game over joke, and I liked the original costume joke. Mario Bros. + Afro = hilarity. I neglected to mention that this is the best currently running comic in this forum. That isn't to say it doesn't suck, but it's still the best of the worse.

04-20-2005, 05:37 PM	#38
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,593 Thanks: 30 Thanked 81 Times in 65 Posts Points: 816.54 Bank: 32,290.67 Total Points: 33,107.21 Donate	HOW CAN YOU ALL TALK ABOUT THE BEST COMICS WITHOUT MENTIONING KID RADD?!

04-20-2005, 06:12 PM	#40
thunt Member Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!!! :punch: Gender: Posts: 1,117 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 4,581.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 5,081.00 Donate	'cause I've never heard of him. EDIT: Look what I found while browsing the old topics! Teh Orginal. [ April 20, 2005, 06:44 PM: Message edited by: Tigt is h00k3d 0n f0n/c$ ]