Valigarmander's VGF Chicanery Returns

Balrog · 08-23-2007, 04:39 PM

Yes, it's true. My comic has been unbanned from VGF on the grounds that I don't **** up again. Over my break, I've had plenty of time to think about why I messed up so bad. I started this comic to be funny, but over time I also wanted it to be shocking. So I started adding in the most painful jokes I could come up with and, surprise surprise, people were offended.

Anywho, now that I've looked ban straight in the eye, I realized that I should be making my comic so people will laugh, not recoil in shock and disgust. So, I bring my comic back to VGF. First of all, I've made the 100th episode of my comic, and in celebration I'm going back through the last 99 episodes and many episodettes and editting them. This means a lot of things. For one, more plot relevance, some changed dialogue, some different graphics, less offensive jokes.

Original:

Revised:

New sprites for some of the characters, and fixed dialogue.

Original:

Revised:

No more crappy MS Paint backgrounds, and lines between the panels in comics that didn't already have it.

Original:

Revised:

NO MORE JOKES OF THIS KIND, EVER. Honestly, I feel ashamed for doing this sort of this thing to get a laugh. I kind of had to put myself in your guys' shoes since I never knew Knux, and imagined what it would be like if some idiot was saying these sorts of things about one of my friends. If I Dylan, I would have banned this comic a long time ago.

But seriously, I'm really trying to amend my mistakes, and if you've got any suggestions, any help at all, I'd appreciate it. Also, please forgive me for taking things too far before. I'm people-challenged, so I have a hard time figuring out what's kosher and what's just wrong. I didn't do anything with malicious intent, just ignorance. So yeah, please accept my apology.

I can't upload the new comics just yet, because I can't get my donator code at Smack Jeeves at just the moment. But hopefully, I'll have them up by tonight. Peace be with you, friends, and thanks for the ~~second~~ another chance.

X-3 · 08-23-2007, 04:53 PM

I'm glad to hear this.

I found the Knux jokes to be very bad(Except maybe for the one where after Andre pwns you, you start making black jokes and he pwns you again. Then again, that wasn't really funny because of the Knux joke at all...). The other jokes were funny for the most part, but sometimes got a little out of control.

I'm looking forward to seeing these edited comics, Val.

**March of the Covenant** · 08-23-2007, 04:58 PM

Val grew up? Holy ****?

Balrog · 08-23-2007, 07:38 PM

Now, for the epic 100th episode.

Part A
Part B
Part C
Part D
Part E
Part F
Part G

The revised comics are coming up soon, comrades. I hope you're satisfied.

**Wyborn** · 08-23-2007, 07:56 PM

The expression on their faces at "ANNOY us to death" is pretty sweet.

Balrog · 08-24-2007, 01:03 PM

Here's the first five eps revised.

Dividers, some changed dialogue.

New graphics, fixed dialogue.

Compressed a two-part chapter into one.

Same thing as the last. Also, better make-out sprites.

No more crappy MS Paint backgrounds or special effects. Also, 2-part compressed.

That's all for the moment, stay tuned.

**Dylan** · 08-24-2007, 02:20 PM

I still think the countdown is made of win.

-Dylan

SephirothKirby · 08-24-2007, 02:59 PM

You still left him the same Black Mage is panel 2.

Balrog · 08-24-2007, 03:59 PM

Aw, damn it. Thanks for pointing it out.

MC Mushi Mo · 08-24-2007, 04:14 PM

*eye twitch*

*MOAR EYETWITCH*

Oh Lord... THE LOVE BETWEEN PANFAN AND I HAS BEEN REKINDLED WITH BETTER GRAPHICS.

Typhlame. Deal with it. · 08-24-2007, 05:00 PM

The Panfan-Mushui scene is just...

X-3 · 08-25-2007, 10:57 PM

^It always has been, Ty.

And I agree with Dylan: That countdown was hilarious.

Balrog · 08-25-2007, 11:17 PM

The graphics are much improved.

Once again, big graphical improvement.

A little bit of plot change here to make it more relevant to the main story.

More big graphical improvements.

This chapter's been almost completely revamped. Enjoy.

Edit: Noticed a missed censor. Working on it.

Edit edit: Fix'd.

Sarai and Samiel · 08-26-2007, 01:30 AM

IMPROVEMENTS ARE VAST. THIS ARE HAVING MUCH BETTER. THAMBES UPPU GET. YOU HAVE CHANCE FOR SURVIVE, TO MAKE FROM BETTER MATERIAL. THAT IS ALL GENTLEMEN.

SEAL OF APPROVAL GET.

Chunky Kong12345 · 08-26-2007, 02:49 PM

When are we getting back to the people stuck with Ace?

SephirothKirby · 08-26-2007, 03:10 PM

Dumbledore · 08-28-2007, 01:26 PM

lol. I have to keep up wih the story this time.

Balrog · 08-29-2007, 08:34 PM

Okay, new comics.

First off, I changed the "I didn't know" panel into a memorial panel. I think this one is much, much better. (Also, I didn't censor **** because I felt like it would affect the serious tone of the comic.)

Not much difference here.

Now, in this revision, I wanted to show people a little bit why everyone hates Cap'n Namechange so damn much. Also, I exchanged the "You have been chosen to stop Chicanery" plot into the "**** it, you might as well make yourselves useful" one. Remember, a lot of the old comics didn't have a lot of foresight into the later comics.

The famous installment that tells us how I am everywhere at once. Nothing new, much, but check out that awesome blood spray.

Little change here, just fixed some of Dylan's Spanish. Damn it, Dylan, why did I have to give you un acento de sexy?

Mtc.

SephirothKirby · 08-30-2007, 02:17 PM

"I don?"

Anyway, I like the upgrades.

08-23-2007, 04:39 PM	#1
Balrog Huzzah! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,459 Thanks: 901 Thanked 1,527 Times in 732 Posts Points: 260.77 Bank: 116,542.15 Total Points: 116,802.92 Donate	Valigarmander's VGF Chicanery Returns Yes, it's true. My comic has been unbanned from VGF on the grounds that I don't ** up again. Over my break, I've had plenty of time to think about why I messed up so bad. I started this comic to be funny, but over time I also wanted it to be shocking. So I started adding in the most painful jokes I could come up with and, surprise surprise, people were offended. Anywho, now that I've looked ban straight in the eye, I realized that I should be making my comic so people will laugh, not recoil in shock and disgust. So, I bring my comic back to VGF. First of all, I've made the 100th episode of my comic, and in celebration I'm going back through the last 99 episodes and many episodettes and editting them. This means a lot of things. For one, more plot relevance, some changed dialogue, some different graphics, less offensive jokes. Original: Revised: New sprites for some of the characters, and fixed dialogue. Original: Revised: No more crappy MS Paint backgrounds, and lines between the panels in comics that didn't already have it. Original: Revised: NO MORE JOKES OF THIS KIND, EVER.** Honestly, I feel ashamed for doing this sort of this thing to get a laugh. I kind of had to put myself in your guys' shoes since I never knew Knux, and imagined what it would be like if some idiot was saying these sorts of things about one of my friends. If I Dylan, I would have banned this comic a long time ago. But seriously, I'm really trying to amend my mistakes, and if you've got any suggestions, any help at all, I'd appreciate it. Also, please forgive me for taking things too far before. I'm people-challenged, so I have a hard time figuring out what's kosher and what's just wrong. I didn't do anything with malicious intent, just ignorance. So yeah, please accept my apology. I can't upload the new comics just yet, because I can't get my donator code at Smack Jeeves at just the moment. But hopefully, I'll have them up by tonight. Peace be with you, friends, and thanks for the ~~second~~ another chance.

08-24-2007, 01:03 PM	#6
Balrog Huzzah! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,459 Thanks: 901 Thanked 1,527 Times in 732 Posts Points: 260.77 Bank: 116,542.15 Total Points: 116,802.92 Donate	Here's the first five eps revised. Dividers, some changed dialogue. New graphics, fixed dialogue. Compressed a two-part chapter into one. Same thing as the last. Also, better make-out sprites. No more crappy MS Paint backgrounds or special effects. Also, 2-part compressed. That's all for the moment, stay tuned. Last edited by Cinco de Valo; 08-25-2007 at 03:52 PM.

08-24-2007, 04:14 PM	#10
MC Mushi Mo Look Into My Eyes, You Blood-Thirsty Thing... Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: That one place. Gender: Posts: 6,653 Thanks: 124 Thanked 312 Times in 248 Posts Points: 13,873.84 Bank: 69,556.19 Total Points: 83,430.03 Donate	eye twitch MOAR EYETWITCH Oh Lord... THE LOVE BETWEEN PANFAN AND I HAS BEEN REKINDLED WITH BETTER GRAPHICS. __________________ RUN, SERAS, RUN!!

08-25-2007, 11:17 PM	#13
Balrog Huzzah! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,459 Thanks: 901 Thanked 1,527 Times in 732 Posts Points: 260.77 Bank: 116,542.15 Total Points: 116,802.92 Donate	The graphics are much improved. Once again, big graphical improvement. A little bit of plot change here to make it more relevant to the main story. More big graphical improvements. This chapter's been almost completely revamped. Enjoy. Edit: Noticed a missed censor. Working on it. Edit edit: Fix'd. Last edited by Cinco de Valo; 08-25-2007 at 11:24 PM.

08-26-2007, 01:30 AM	#14
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08-23-2007, 04:53 PM	#2
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,598 Thanks: 337 Thanked 386 Times in 279 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 21,704.99 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 21,704.99 Donate	I'm glad to hear this. I found the Knux jokes to be very bad(Except maybe for the one where after Andre pwns you, you start making black jokes and he pwns you again. Then again, that wasn't really funny because of the Knux joke at all...). The other jokes were funny for the most part, but sometimes got a little out of control. I'm looking forward to seeing these edited comics, Val.

08-23-2007, 04:58 PM	#3
March of the Covenant Mr. 4.0 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: On a deserted island Gender: Posts: 11,181 Thanks: 876 Thanked 379 Times in 258 Posts Points: 25,765.52 Bank: 197,468.88 Total Points: 223,234.40 Donate	Val grew up? Holy ****?

08-23-2007, 07:38 PM	#4
Balrog Huzzah! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,459 Thanks: 901 Thanked 1,527 Times in 732 Posts Points: 260.77 Bank: 116,542.15 Total Points: 116,802.92 Donate	Now, for the epic 100th episode. Part A Part B Part C Part D Part E Part F Part G The revised comics are coming up soon, comrades. I hope you're satisfied.

08-23-2007, 07:56 PM	#5
Wyborn Zelda Mod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: All over the place Gender: Posts: 12,326 Thanks: 86 Thanked 439 Times in 269 Posts Points: 19,170.94 Bank: 82,155.51 Total Points: 101,326.45 Donate	The expression on their faces at "ANNOY us to death" is pretty sweet.

08-24-2007, 02:20 PM	#7
Dylan Banned Mod Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Teenage Wasteland Gender: Posts: 6,360 Thanks: 1,004 Thanked 1,000 Times in 457 Posts Points: 38,205.47 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 38,205.48 Donate	I still think the countdown is made of win. -Dylan

08-24-2007, 02:59 PM	#8
SephirothKirby The best Q player on VGF Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: **** YEAH SEAKING Gender: Posts: 4,781 Thanks: 221 Thanked 448 Times in 260 Posts Points: 2,194.29 Bank: 193,078.54 Total Points: 195,272.83 Donate	You still left him the same Black Mage is panel 2.

08-24-2007, 03:59 PM	#9
Balrog Huzzah! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,459 Thanks: 901 Thanked 1,527 Times in 732 Posts Points: 260.77 Bank: 116,542.15 Total Points: 116,802.92 Donate	Aw, damn it. Thanks for pointing it out.

08-24-2007, 05:00 PM	#11
Typhlame. Deal with it. Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Probably eating. Gender: Posts: 3,996 Thanks: 404 Thanked 120 Times in 84 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 9,557.03 Bank: 5,792.16 Total Points: 15,349.19 Donate	The Panfan-Mushui scene is just...

08-25-2007, 10:57 PM	#12
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,598 Thanks: 337 Thanked 386 Times in 279 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 21,704.99 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 21,704.99 Donate	^It always has been, Ty. And I agree with Dylan: That countdown was hilarious.

08-26-2007, 02:49 PM	#15
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08-26-2007, 03:10 PM	#16
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08-28-2007, 01:26 PM	#17
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08-29-2007, 08:34 PM	#18
Balrog Huzzah! Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,459 Thanks: 901 Thanked 1,527 Times in 732 Posts Points: 260.77 Bank: 116,542.15 Total Points: 116,802.92 Donate	Okay, new comics. First off, I changed the "I didn't know" panel into a memorial panel. I think this one is much, much better. (Also, I didn't censor ** because I felt like it would affect the serious tone of the comic.) Not much difference here. Now, in this revision, I wanted to show people a little bit why everyone hates Cap'n Namechange so damn much. Also, I exchanged the "You have been chosen to stop Chicanery" plot into the "** it, you might as well make yourselves useful" one. Remember, a lot of the old comics didn't have a lot of foresight into the later comics. The famous installment that tells us how I am everywhere at once. Nothing new, much, but check out that awesome blood spray. Little change here, just fixed some of Dylan's Spanish. Damn it, Dylan, why did I have to give you un acento de sexy? Mtc.

08-30-2007, 02:17 PM	#19
SephirothKirby The best Q player on VGF Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: **** YEAH SEAKING Gender: Posts: 4,781 Thanks: 221 Thanked 448 Times in 260 Posts Points: 2,194.29 Bank: 193,078.54 Total Points: 195,272.83 Donate	"I don?" Anyway, I like the upgrades.

08-30-2007, 05:08 PM	#20
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