Dwarf Fortress is such a family-friendly game.

**Loot** · 03-04-2011, 05:43 PM

Rated E10 for Alcohol References and rather grotesque descriptions.

Robotazy · 03-04-2011, 07:26 PM

....Shouldn't it just say she's dead?

>_>

Auron · 03-05-2011, 02:06 AM

Well clearly she's still alive then.

Robotazy · 03-05-2011, 02:51 AM

*Shudders*

**Valigarmander** · 03-05-2011, 07:30 AM

She'll be up and killing goblins again after a little bedrest.

Jere · 03-05-2011, 07:35 AM

Horrible though, drinking water!

Auron · 03-05-2011, 12:04 PM

Definitely the most durable 84 year old ever.

**Loot** · 03-06-2011, 09:16 PM

The screenshot was taken by somebody during the time when a bug made it so declaring death on anything was nearly impossible, with fights lasting an entire season.

So, yes, she is still alive.

Kargath · 03-07-2011, 02:36 AM

Dwarf Fortress bugs are an integral part of the game. See:
[0.31.01] Magma sea drowns adventurer faster than burns him

Quote:

<G-Flex> ToadyOne: btw, I think the issue with blizzard men not dying in magma might be that they have no blood? Seems like burn wounds aren't enough. This is just speculation
<G-Flex> (where "burn wounds" = "being on fire for a year and all your fat dripping out of you like a rotisserie chicken")
<ToadyOne> burn wounds are very broken, yeah
<ToadyOne> and they rely on bleeding for death
<ToadyOne> like, your guy can sluff all his fat off and still be alive
<ToadyOne> it is very weird
<G-Flex> yeah that would be why magma death isn't instant now
<ToadyOne> but the game doesn't recognize that much is wrong when fat is gone

03-04-2011, 05:43 PM	#1
Loot Apparently I'm a mod? Join Date: May 2001 Location: LEGITIMATE BUSINESS Gender: Posts: 13,208 Thanks: 236 Thanked 1,237 Times in 659 Posts	Dwarf Fortress is such a family-friendly game. Rated E10 for Alcohol References and rather grotesque descriptions.

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Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	....Shouldn't it just say she's dead? >_>

03-05-2011, 02:06 AM	#3
Auron Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Inside Gender: Posts: 6,743 Thanks: 5 Thanked 325 Times in 198 Posts	Well clearly she's still alive then.

03-05-2011, 02:51 AM	#4
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	Shudders

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Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,754 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	She'll be up and killing goblins again after a little bedrest.

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Jere Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sutme Gender: Posts: 3,648 Thanks: 404 Thanked 331 Times in 256 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Horrible though, drinking water!

03-05-2011, 12:04 PM	#7
Auron Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Inside Gender: Posts: 6,743 Thanks: 5 Thanked 325 Times in 198 Posts	Definitely the most durable 84 year old ever.

03-06-2011, 09:16 PM	#8
Loot Apparently I'm a mod? Join Date: May 2001 Location: LEGITIMATE BUSINESS Gender: Posts: 13,208 Thanks: 236 Thanked 1,237 Times in 659 Posts	The screenshot was taken by somebody during the time when a bug made it so declaring death on anything was nearly impossible, with fights lasting an entire season. So, yes, she is still alive.