Spider + Fire =

KirbyKing · 06-25-2004, 06:36 PM

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...st/spider_fire

Quote:

Worker Trying to Kill Spider Starts Fire

JOHNSON CITY, N.Y. - A worker at a sporting goods store tried to kill a spider by burning it and ignited a fire that caused the evacuation of the mall where the store is located.

Police charged Joseph Freer, 23, Binghamton, with fourth-degree arson, a felony, following the fire late Wednesday afternoon at the Champs Sports store in the Oakdale Mall, 80 miles south of Syracuse near Binghamton.

Freer, an assistant manager, doused the spider with a flammable substance and then lit it, said Johnson City Police Capt. Ted Wido. The blaze quickly spread to merchandise in the storage area, eventually engulfing the storage area in flames.

There were no injuries. But smoke from the fire quickly filled the mall, forcing it to close for the day.

The Champs store sustained serious smoke and water damage, Wido said. Several other nearby stores had slight to moderate smoke and water damage, he said.

GURU ANT · 06-25-2004, 07:50 PM

Damn!

**BEARD BURGER MASTER** · 06-25-2004, 08:21 PM

Best. Way. To kill a spider. Ever.

Visit Chao Adventures in the Comix Thread! Go and read them, now!

***CaptHayfever*** · 06-25-2004, 09:29 PM

Let the Arachnophobia jokes flow.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Ninja Hammer Man · 06-25-2004, 10:34 PM

[img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] That's pretty funny way to kill a spider!!! What crazy things people want to do!!!!!!!!!

Kil'jaeden · 06-25-2004, 10:34 PM

Don't charge him as a 4th degree arson, charge him with being a 5th degree dumbass.

Sim Kid · 06-25-2004, 11:29 PM

[img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] I should have tried that when there was a Black Widow in my house.

Shane Sacobie · 06-25-2004, 11:51 PM

I can't imagine that charge will stick. Probation at worst.

Curious: did the spider die?

Ditto McCloaker · 06-25-2004, 11:55 PM

If the Universe has a sense of humor, no.

**Prince Toad** · 06-25-2004, 11:56 PM

^^^^I'm thinking 1st degree dumbass.

[ June 25, 2004, 11:59 PM: Message edited by: Prince Toad ]

DELICIOUS POISON · 06-26-2004, 12:48 AM

WD-40 and a lighter is all you need. But inside? What a f*cktard.

Damon King · 06-26-2004, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by vich vun is any key?:
I can't imagine that charge will stick. Probation at worst.

Curious: did the spider die?

If that thing lived...then...then....damn, that's incredible

***CaptHayfever*** · 06-26-2004, 01:15 AM

If there were any roaches, they survived, but the spider's probably dead.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Toad556 · 06-26-2004, 01:28 AM

^ With that, at least we'll know if the building was infested with insects.

SuperMarioBro2 · 06-26-2004, 04:41 AM

0wned.

Beam Yosho the Drunkard · 07-03-2004, 09:21 AM

Sounds an awful alot like Arachniphobia(sp?) the movie. [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

***CaptHayfever*** · 07-03-2004, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CaptHayfever:
Let the Arachnophobia jokes flow.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Erdawn Il Deus · 07-06-2004, 10:30 AM

^And I want to meet the man who took this picture.

06-25-2004, 07:50 PM	#2
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06-25-2004, 08:21 PM	#3
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06-25-2004, 09:29 PM	#4
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06-25-2004, 10:34 PM	#5
Ninja Hammer Man Junior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: A house Posts: 119 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,394.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,894.00 Donate	[img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] That's pretty funny way to kill a spider!!! What crazy things people want to do!!!!!!!!!

06-25-2004, 10:34 PM	#6
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 1,509 Thanks: 19 Thanked 48 Times in 35 Posts Points: 11,772.77 Bank: 1,775.75 Total Points: 13,548.52 Donate	Don't charge him as a 4th degree arson, charge him with being a 5th degree dumbass.

06-25-2004, 11:29 PM	#7
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 6,931 Thanks: 17 Thanked 72 Times in 37 Posts Points: 42,121.24 Bank: 597.55 Total Points: 42,718.79 Donate	[img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] I should have tried that when there was a Black Widow in my house.

06-25-2004, 11:51 PM	#8
Shane Sacobie Banned Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 12,259.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 12,759.00 Donate	I can't imagine that charge will stick. Probation at worst. Curious: did the spider die?

06-25-2004, 11:55 PM	#9
Ditto McCloaker Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: SimCity Posts: 3,246 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 974.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,474.00 Donate	If the Universe has a sense of humor, no.

06-25-2004, 11:56 PM	#10
Prince Toad PC Mod Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Rookery Gender: Posts: 11,429 Thanks: 43 Thanked 59 Times in 50 Posts Points: 46,984.56 Bank: 27,199.79 Total Points: 74,184.35 Donate	^^^^I'm thinking 1st degree dumbass. [ June 25, 2004, 11:59 PM: Message edited by: Prince Toad ]

06-26-2004, 12:48 AM	#11
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06-26-2004, 01:15 AM	#13
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06-26-2004, 01:28 AM	#14
Toad556 Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Pffft <insert witty comment here> Gender: Posts: 687 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 29,939.71 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 30,439.71 Donate	^ With that, at least we'll know if the building was infested with insects.

06-26-2004, 04:41 AM	#15
SuperMarioBro2 Banned Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 652 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 10,764.50 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 11,264.50 Donate	0wned.

07-03-2004, 09:21 AM	#16
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07-06-2004, 10:30 AM	#18
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