It's All Fun And Games Until Somebody Gets Hurt... And Then It's Hilarious

Codiekitty · 09-01-2004, 06:45 PM

http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/1093998670

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Dog Bites Off N.M. Man's Genitals

August 31, 2004 8:30 p.m. EST

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. - A man whose genitals were bitten off by a pit bull remained in serious condition Tuesday, and the dog remained on the loose.

The man, who has not been identified, was attacked Monday while walking the dog. When police arrived to help, the man appeared disoriented and fled on foot but police tracked him to a nearby park, said Detective Jeff Arbogast of the Albuquerque Police Department.

The man was naked when found at the park, but it was unclear at what point he had taken off his clothes. Neighbors had seen him playing with the dog earlier in the day.

Arbogast said investigators do not know why the man was naked, and remain uncertain about some circumstances surrounding the attack.

The brown pit bull remained missing Tuesday, and police warned people who see it to stay away and call animal control.

A nearby elementary school was locked down following the incident and parents were called to pick up students who usually walk home.

Shortly after the attack Monday, Gov. Bill Richardson released a statement saying he would proposed legislation next year aimed at holding owners of dangerous dogs accountable for their pets.

And they say nothing interesting ever happens here.

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

DJ Ryan · 09-01-2004, 06:52 PM

There goes the man hood

Princess Zelda of Hyrule · 09-01-2004, 06:54 PM

Ouch.

Sim Kid · 09-01-2004, 07:45 PM

Now THAT had to hurt.

Marioman version 2 · 09-01-2004, 07:59 PM

Dun even want to imagine it...

MARIOMAN HAS AND ALWAYS WILL CONTROL YOUR MINDS

Gamer Chris · 09-01-2004, 08:02 PM

Uh..what was the man doing with the dog that he was naked with his balls bitten off?

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~Gamer Chris

***ZeldaGirl*** · 09-02-2004, 12:56 AM

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Originally posted by Princess Zelda of Hyrule:
Ouch.

Adam West · 09-02-2004, 12:56 PM

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Originally posted by Princess Zelda of Hyrule:
Ouch.

ditto

**Dylan** · 09-04-2004, 04:47 PM

"Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer, and the towels are oh so fluffy! Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukeleles all day long and any dog on the street'll gladly bite your nuts off for free! Waka waka doo doo yeah!"

~Dylan

c_jks · 09-04-2004, 07:59 PM

^ [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] F'ing hilarious...

Swordmaster Link · 09-05-2004, 02:05 AM

DELICIOUS POISON · 09-05-2004, 08:57 AM

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Originally posted by Mindless Shane Minion #g:
Uh..what was the man doing with the dog that he was naked with his balls bitten off?

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~Gamer Chris

Oh, you could probably make a good guess. Some messed up people out there.

**Dylan** · 09-06-2004, 11:18 PM

"It's all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. Then it's just games: Find the Testicle."

~Dylan

Codiekitty · 09-10-2004, 04:03 PM

An update on this.

They caught the dog. It wasn't a pit bull, it was a shou pei (those wrinkly dogs). And when they showed it, it was the sweetest thing, licking the officer's hand and all.

Witnesses say the man was trying to force open the dog's mouth. And the family of the guy doesn't want any information on his past researched. Gee, wonder why.

They're putting the poor thing to sleep because some sicko wanted the oral from a dog! What a sad, sad world we live in...

Although you never know if the dog may develop a taste for these things after this. But I still don't think they should put it to sleep.

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

Phenom · 09-10-2004, 04:36 PM

No potatoes make the steak look bigger.

Sim Kid · 09-10-2004, 05:53 PM

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Originally posted by CodieKitty:
An update on this.

They caught the dog. It wasn't a pit bull, it was a shou pei (those wrinkly dogs). And when they showed it, it was the sweetest thing, licking the officer's hand and all.

Witnesses say the man was trying to force open the dog's mouth. And the family of the guy doesn't want any information on his past researched. Gee, wonder why.

They're putting the poor thing to sleep because some sicko wanted the oral from a dog! What a sad, sad world we live in...

Although you never know if the dog may develop a taste for these things after this. But I still don't think they should put it to sleep.

Poor thing. It was the guy's fault!

***CaptHayfever*** · 09-10-2004, 07:51 PM

So, the guy was trying to rape the dog, but they're punishing the dog? Wonderful.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Sim Kid · 09-11-2004, 02:50 PM

^I know. Isn't that just wrong?

Virtual Cat · 09-16-2004, 03:37 PM

I once heard a story of a guy that went into a hospital with porcupine quils covering his crotch. Guess men should keep it to their own kind only.

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09-06-2004, 11:18 PM	#13
Dylan Banned Mod Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Teenage Wasteland Gender: Posts: 6,360 Thanks: 1,004 Thanked 1,000 Times in 457 Posts Points: 38,203.47 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 38,203.48 Donate	"It's all fun and games until someone loses a testicle. Then it's just games: Find the Testicle." ~Dylan

09-10-2004, 04:03 PM	#14
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 174 Times in 120 Posts Points: 48,744.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,070,195.46 Donate	An update on this. They caught the dog. It wasn't a pit bull, it was a shou pei (those wrinkly dogs). And when they showed it, it was the sweetest thing, licking the officer's hand and all. Witnesses say the man was trying to force open the dog's mouth. And the family of the guy doesn't want any information on his past researched. Gee, wonder why. They're putting the poor thing to sleep because some sicko wanted the oral from a dog! What a sad, sad world we live in... Although you never know if the dog may develop a taste for these things after this. But I still don't think they should put it to sleep. Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

09-10-2004, 04:36 PM	#15
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