Man Cuts off Penis, Dog Eats It

Shane Sacobie · 10-04-2004, 04:55 PM

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BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

ZIPPYDIPPY19 · 10-04-2004, 04:59 PM

If you can't tell your own penis from a chicken's neck, you don't deserve it

Other than that,

X-3 · 10-04-2004, 05:07 PM

Yet another person who does something to hurt himself, and mistakens the thing he did for something else.(The man who shot his wife, thinking She was a monkey is a perfect example.)

The worlds becoming a weird place nowadays....

A Genius · 10-04-2004, 05:25 PM

If I laugh, does that make me a sadist?

-A Genius ( [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] )

ZIPPYDIPPY19 · 10-04-2004, 06:02 PM

No, its self inflicted, doesn't count.

Sim Kid · 10-04-2004, 08:06 PM

oh YUCK. WHY did I find that funny?

**Prince Toad** · 10-04-2004, 08:24 PM

I'm with Zippy here. Wow.

Chunky Kong12345 · 10-04-2004, 09:39 PM

Capital Oh. Dot. Little Oh.

**L007 is Undecided** · 10-04-2004, 10:55 PM

Ick.

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CrotchFire · 10-05-2004, 09:55 AM

Makes me glad I'm not male.

***CaptHayfever*** · 10-05-2004, 11:41 AM

Makes me glad I'm not stupid.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Link47 · 10-05-2004, 02:46 PM

I sometimes comfuse mine with an anaconda.

KirbyKing · 10-05-2004, 03:34 PM

Few things stay stupidity more than acts like that.

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Nabooru98 · 10-05-2004, 07:55 PM

Ewwwwwwwwwness. >_<

Erdawn Il Deus · 10-05-2004, 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CaptHayfever:
Makes me glad I'm not stupid.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Hehehe. Nice.

EDIT -- wait, if he ran out in his underwear how the **** could he have mistaken his penis and a chicken's neck?

...

And should I believe that the dog 'rushed up' and ate it the moment it hit the ground? WTF? This sounds like something written out of the bible. =p

[ October 05, 2004, 08:14 PM: Message edited by: Optimus Erdawn ]

Shine Dude · 10-05-2004, 09:32 PM

It hurts just thinking about it!

ZIPPYDIPPY19 · 10-05-2004, 09:45 PM

^^ Exactly, obviously he was neglecting his dog if it ran out and ate it so fast, so god was smiting him.

JoeTheSnifit · 10-06-2004, 10:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pikmin Dude:
It hurts just thinking about it!

Virtual Cat · 10-06-2004, 03:59 PM

I have just one question: Was he sleeping naked? Becuase if he wasn't, then it must have slipped out of his briefs.

10-04-2004, 04:59 PM	#2
ZIPPYDIPPY19 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,663 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 3,392.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,892.00 Donate	If you can't tell your own penis from a chicken's neck, you don't deserve it Other than that,

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X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,327 Thanks: 296 Thanked 329 Times in 245 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 17,110.31 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 17,110.31 Donate	Yet another person who does something to hurt himself, and mistakens the thing he did for something else.(The man who shot his wife, thinking She was a monkey is a perfect example.) The worlds becoming a weird place nowadays....

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A Genius Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: Place Posts: 2,657 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,816.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,316.00 Donate	If I laugh, does that make me a sadist? -A Genius ( [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] )

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ZIPPYDIPPY19 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,663 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 3,392.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,892.00 Donate	No, its self inflicted, doesn't count.

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Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 6,869 Thanks: 9 Thanked 54 Times in 29 Posts Points: 35,330.04 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 35,830.04 Donate	oh YUCK. WHY did I find that funny?

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Nabooru98 Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Puerto Rico Posts: 1,988 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 11,779.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 12,279.00 Donate	Ewwwwwwwwwness. >_<

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ZIPPYDIPPY19 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,663 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 3,392.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,892.00 Donate	^^ Exactly, obviously he was neglecting his dog if it ran out and ate it so fast, so god was smiting him.

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Virtual Cat Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: The middle of no where (Also known as Iowa) Gender: Posts: 966 Thanks: 0 Thanked 10 Times in 3 Posts Points: 781.97 Bank: 520.20 Total Points: 1,302.17 Donate	I have just one question: Was he sleeping naked? Becuase if he wasn't, then it must have slipped out of his briefs.