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Beam Yosho the Drunkard · 10-15-2004, 01:46 PM

Woman Refuses Airport Breast Search, Drives Home From Denver
Screener: 'I'm Going To Feel Your Breast Now'

POSTED: 11:41 am PDT October 11, 2004
UPDATED: 11:49 am PDT October 11, 2004
SAN DIEGO -- A woman said she drove home from Denver rather than submit to what she viewed as an intrusive search by airport security screeners.

Ava Kingsford, 36, of San Diego, said she was flagged down for a pat-down search at Denver International Airport last month as she prepared to board a flight home with her 3-month-old son.

Kingsford objected when a female screener with the Transportation Security Administration told her, "I'm going to feel your breasts now."

More security agents arrived and warned her that she couldn't board her flight without submitting to the final step of the search.

"I was crying; I was shaking," she told the San Diego Union-Tribune for a story Sunday.

Kingsford tugged down the top of her shirt to show that she wasn't hiding anything, but the agents weren't satisfied. She ended up renting a car for a two-day drive home.

The Transportation Security Administration said its screeners did nothing wrong.

The agency announced extra security measures last month in the wake of the mid-air bombing of two Russian jetliners. Authorities believe two women smuggled explosives onto the aircraft, possibly in "torso packs" underneath their clothing.

Bob Kapp, customer service manager for the TSA in Denver, said that to conduct a thorough pat-down search of women, "it does require going beneath, between and above the breasts."

Kapp said a few people have been a little bit alarmed by the procedure. But he called it "a sign of the times" that is probably here to stay.

http://www.nbcsandiego.com/travelget...17/detail.html
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Pieist · 10-15-2004, 08:38 PM

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Sim Kid · 10-15-2004, 10:50 PM

Oh gawd, you mean the security in Denver's REALLY like that?

That's one more airport for me to avoid.

The Cat · 10-15-2004, 11:14 PM

Better watch your man-boobs, Doug.

Beam Yosho the Drunkard · 10-15-2004, 11:34 PM

^ [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

Sim Kid · 10-16-2004, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yami Yoshi:
Better watch your man-boobs, Doug.

Better watch your mouth, Yami Yoshi. Using ficticious(sp) crap to troll people may get you sodomized with a 2X4. I was referring to my sister, because if someone ever tried that on her, she'd slap you so hard the mark would take years to go away.

ADVENTURE BUS · 10-16-2004, 06:55 PM

Really, sodomized with a 2x4, okay, yea....

Alright...

Go big guy....

yeea..... before I rip on somebody
ADD REPLY

BTW it was a joke, get so negative about it, more people are going to enjoy attacking you..

Man-Boobs is sorta monotinous though....but SLIGHTLY funny

Super Shy Guy · 10-16-2004, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thowachairatmi:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yami Yoshi:
Better watch your man-boobs, Doug.

Better watch your mouth, Yami Yoshi. Using ficticious(sp) crap to troll people may get you sodomized with a 2X4. I was referring to my sister, because if someone ever tried that on her, she'd slap you so hard the mark would take years to go away. </font>[/quote]Shut up.

Man-boobs are hardly fictious. Everyman has them.

Jonathan Resop · 10-16-2004, 08:12 PM

I have boobs.-jay

Beam Yosho the Drunkard · 10-16-2004, 08:20 PM

^

ADVENTURE BUS · 10-16-2004, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Man-boobs are hardly fictious. Everyman has them.

Duh Carter.

Sim Kid · 10-16-2004, 09:13 PM

Oh, sorry. My fault. I misunderstood Yami Yoshi. Sorry YY.

**Dylan** · 10-17-2004, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Perrin Aybara:
I have boobs.-jay

Words of wisdom.

There's a guy a year younger than me at my church who has bigger boobs than most girls.

~Dylan

Link47 · 10-17-2004, 08:26 PM

Where do I sign up for that job?

ZIPPYDIPPY19 · 10-17-2004, 09:16 PM

^reeeal funny

That woman overly freaked out though, it's not like they specifically picked her out of hundreds of people. Well, hopefully they didn't...

Sim Kid · 10-18-2004, 12:13 AM

^Last year when I flew out from Denver, they picked me out of hundreds of people for that special-security screening (And go ahead and count the amount of money I have in my Wallet OUT LOUD in front of HUNDREDS OF STRANGERS! will ya!) Knowing them, I'm sure they did.

***Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds*** · 10-18-2004, 03:35 AM

I note you're all male. It's highly doubtful any of you would feel at all comfortable with a pat-down search of your crotch. There's innumerable reasons women don't feel at ease with their breasts being touched by a stranger.

ZIPPYDIPPY19 · 10-18-2004, 05:42 AM

I stand corrected

ADVENTURE BUS · 10-18-2004, 05:08 PM

Only at the California have I been patted down, and that's been since I was 11, and we go out there every year.
Ironically though, Memphis and Atlanta Airports have the most black non-janitorial staffs I've ever seen.

GRENTLEMEN · 10-19-2004, 03:35 AM

Yeah, the story I can get.. But Douglas wanting to rape Yami with a 2x4? You dang kids are rowdy.

10-15-2004, 01:46 PM	#1
Beam Yosho the Drunkard Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The oversized rock of Hawaii. Gender: Posts: 5,665 Thanks: 5 Thanked 17 Times in 13 Posts Points: 22,480.39 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 22,980.39 Donate	Woman Refuses Airport Breast Search, Drives Home From Denver Screener: 'I'm Going To Feel Your Breast Now' POSTED: 11:41 am PDT October 11, 2004 UPDATED: 11:49 am PDT October 11, 2004 SAN DIEGO -- A woman said she drove home from Denver rather than submit to what she viewed as an intrusive search by airport security screeners. Ava Kingsford, 36, of San Diego, said she was flagged down for a pat-down search at Denver International Airport last month as she prepared to board a flight home with her 3-month-old son. Kingsford objected when a female screener with the Transportation Security Administration told her, "I'm going to feel your breasts now." More security agents arrived and warned her that she couldn't board her flight without submitting to the final step of the search. "I was crying; I was shaking," she told the San Diego Union-Tribune for a story Sunday. Kingsford tugged down the top of her shirt to show that she wasn't hiding anything, but the agents weren't satisfied. She ended up renting a car for a two-day drive home. The Transportation Security Administration said its screeners did nothing wrong. The agency announced extra security measures last month in the wake of the mid-air bombing of two Russian jetliners. Authorities believe two women smuggled explosives onto the aircraft, possibly in "torso packs" underneath their clothing. Bob Kapp, customer service manager for the TSA in Denver, said that to conduct a thorough pat-down search of women, "it does require going beneath, between and above the breasts." Kapp said a few people have been a little bit alarmed by the procedure. But he called it "a sign of the times" that is probably here to stay. http://www.nbcsandiego.com/travelget...17/detail.html --------------

10-15-2004, 08:38 PM	#2
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Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 6,869 Thanks: 9 Thanked 54 Times in 29 Posts Points: 32,877.04 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 33,377.04 Donate	Oh gawd, you mean the security in Denver's REALLY like that? That's one more airport for me to avoid.

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10-16-2004, 06:55 PM	#7
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10-16-2004, 08:12 PM	#9
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10-16-2004, 08:20 PM	#10
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Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 6,869 Thanks: 9 Thanked 54 Times in 29 Posts Points: 32,877.04 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 33,377.04 Donate	Oh, sorry. My fault. I misunderstood Yami Yoshi. Sorry YY.

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ZIPPYDIPPY19 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,663 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 3,264.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,764.00 Donate	^reeeal funny That woman overly freaked out though, it's not like they specifically picked her out of hundreds of people. Well, hopefully they didn't...

10-18-2004, 12:13 AM	#16
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 6,869 Thanks: 9 Thanked 54 Times in 29 Posts Points: 32,877.04 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 33,377.04 Donate	^Last year when I flew out from Denver, they picked me out of hundreds of people for that special-security screening (And go ahead and count the amount of money I have in my Wallet OUT LOUD in front of HUNDREDS OF STRANGERS! will ya!) Knowing them, I'm sure they did.

10-18-2004, 03:35 AM	#17
*Saria Dragon of the Rain Wilds* Admin "mine.. not yours. NO. MINE." Epic Ladynerd Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Forteresse de Valois Gender: Posts: 23,317 Thanks: 220 Thanked 313 Times in 194 Posts Points: 61,514.30 Bank: 116,298.67 Total Points: 177,812.98 Donate	I note you're all male. It's highly doubtful any of you would feel at all comfortable with a pat-down search of your crotch. There's innumerable reasons women don't feel at ease with their breasts being touched by a stranger.

10-18-2004, 05:42 AM	#18
ZIPPYDIPPY19 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,663 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 3,264.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,764.00 Donate	I stand corrected

10-18-2004, 05:08 PM	#19
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10-19-2004, 03:35 AM	#20
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