What's America's Problem? - Page 2 - VGF

Super Shy Guy · 12-31-2004, 02:02 PM

No, see, because America is the only country that has ever had freedoms of speech and person. All other countries are under evil communistic autocracies that hate freedom. That's why we passed the glorious PATRIOT act, to tap the phonelines to monitor the freedom of speech and kill all the heatenous arabs.

So any and all absurd behaviors on our person is justified because we are the only country that has ever had any freedom of any kind. God bless U-S-A.

Shane Sacobie · 12-31-2004, 02:35 PM

Why does it take two pages to say Americans are stupid?

Swordmaster Link · 12-31-2004, 02:51 PM

Cause we're stupid as well. You're figuring this out just now? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Sabrilocke · 12-31-2004, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shane Scarlett O'Hara:
Why does it take two pages to say Americans are stupid?

Post count. =/

**Prince Toad** · 12-31-2004, 06:16 PM

Dylan got banned? Whoa.

Curly Brace · 12-31-2004, 06:28 PM

^ I don't think he really is banned. Wasn't he banned 10 days ago?

Beam Yosho the Drunkard · 12-31-2004, 06:56 PM

He's had the status for quite some time, bub. It's a joke title.

Erdawn Il Deus · 12-31-2004, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CaptHayfever:
Blatant hypocracy and superiority complexes are not solely American problems.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

And censorship.

Oh, and if you mean America as in that country lying underneath us, then your country's name. The United States of America. What the hell is that? You don't even have a name! It's like being called That Place Back There or Us...

Mainly, because we can't exactly call you United Statesians, and you're Americans through conveniance.

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Super Shy Guy · 12-31-2004, 08:20 PM

**** America.

Bomby · 01-01-2005, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bad Andi:
I think what he's trying to say is that the hooplah over the Super Bowl incident, along with the general fundamentalism and jackassery that came along with it, would not happen in, let's say Europe.

Which is true. Sorry America, but there are more important things to worry about in this country aside from whether or not your kid saw a ****ing nipple.

...Oooooo, a NIPPLE!

You kick ass.

Oh no. I said "ass."

**Wyborn** · 01-01-2005, 03:45 PM

...well, it was a pretty scary nipple.

**Prince Toad** · 01-01-2005, 05:51 PM

Oh. Yeah, I figured it was probably a joke. I haven't been paying attention.

Erdawn Il Deus · 01-01-2005, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wyborn:
...well, it was a pretty scary nipple.

Not only that, it was Michael Jackson's sister's nipple.

EEK.

ocarinagirl · 01-01-2005, 10:50 PM

Not to mention it had the whole "ninja death star" thing going on.

I mean, that's just not safe for babies. =/

Shane Sacobie · 01-02-2005, 05:31 PM

Ass is not a bad word. It's in the bible.

When Janet Jackson was hot, it might've been worth talking about. But now she just looks like Michael, and she's old.

Beam Yosho the Drunkard · 01-02-2005, 05:36 PM

^Actaully, MICHAEL looks like HER. Which is why she's not so hot anymore. :/

GRENTLEMEN · 01-02-2005, 06:26 PM

Really, the problem is this: You giving a **** about them giving a damn about nothing anyone should really give a second thought. Like that nipple could really roll back years of strong parenting. Right. I'm not inclined to care about people blaming their own corruption on others. They're just pointing fingers, like the human race has a tendency to do.

Erdawn Il Deus · 01-02-2005, 09:19 PM

You name still sucks, though. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Michael · 01-02-2005, 10:05 PM

The answer:

Old, sterile people and morons have nothing to whine about anymore, so they're looking for something to whine about.

The nipple presented itself, and they jumped on it.

Then again, who wouldn't jump on a nipple or two?

"Honestly, you can't stop a four year old kid from seeing a nipple with removing his/her own nipples."
-PSX's daily words of wisdom.

12-31-2004, 06:28 PM	#26
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12-31-2004, 02:02 PM	#21
Super Shy Guy Banned Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: the seven seas Posts: 8,969 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 8,714.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 9,214.00 Donate	No, see, because America is the only country that has ever had freedoms of speech and person. All other countries are under evil communistic autocracies that hate freedom. That's why we passed the glorious PATRIOT act, to tap the phonelines to monitor the freedom of speech and kill all the heatenous arabs. So any and all absurd behaviors on our person is justified because we are the only country that has ever had any freedom of any kind. God bless U-S-A.

12-31-2004, 02:35 PM	#22
Shane Sacobie Banned Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 10,981.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 11,481.00 Donate	Why does it take two pages to say Americans are stupid?

12-31-2004, 02:51 PM	#23
Swordmaster Link Super Bodyguard & King of the Arcade Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Wherever you want me to be Gender: Posts: 29,999 Thanks: 217 Thanked 539 Times in 376 Posts Points: 1,349.85 Bank: 1,205,748.12 Total Points: 1,207,097.97 Donate	Cause we're stupid as well. You're figuring this out just now? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

12-31-2004, 06:16 PM	#25
Prince Toad PC Mod Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Rookery Gender: Posts: 11,402 Thanks: 43 Thanked 56 Times in 47 Posts Points: 43,275.57 Bank: 18,304.68 Total Points: 61,580.25 Donate	Dylan got banned? Whoa.

12-31-2004, 06:56 PM	#27
Beam Yosho the Drunkard Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The oversized rock of Hawaii. Gender: Posts: 5,665 Thanks: 5 Thanked 17 Times in 13 Posts Points: 22,479.39 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 22,979.39 Donate	He's had the status for quite some time, bub. It's a joke title.

12-31-2004, 08:20 PM	#29
Super Shy Guy Banned Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: the seven seas Posts: 8,969 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 8,714.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 9,214.00 Donate	**** America.

01-01-2005, 03:45 PM	#31
Wyborn Zelda Mod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: All over the place Gender: Posts: 12,325 Thanks: 86 Thanked 437 Times in 269 Posts Points: 14,895.55 Bank: 71,521.32 Total Points: 86,416.87 Donate	...well, it was a pretty scary nipple.

01-01-2005, 05:51 PM	#32
Prince Toad PC Mod Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Rookery Gender: Posts: 11,402 Thanks: 43 Thanked 56 Times in 47 Posts Points: 43,275.57 Bank: 18,304.68 Total Points: 61,580.25 Donate	Oh. Yeah, I figured it was probably a joke. I haven't been paying attention.

01-01-2005, 10:50 PM	#34
ocarinagirl Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Ehhh? What? Where am I?! Gender: Posts: 3,010 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 7,929.83 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 8,429.83 Donate	Not to mention it had the whole "ninja death star" thing going on. I mean, that's just not safe for babies. =/

01-02-2005, 05:31 PM	#35
Shane Sacobie Banned Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 10,981.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 11,481.00 Donate	Ass is not a bad word. It's in the bible. When Janet Jackson was hot, it might've been worth talking about. But now she just looks like Michael, and she's old.

01-02-2005, 05:36 PM	#36
Beam Yosho the Drunkard Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The oversized rock of Hawaii. Gender: Posts: 5,665 Thanks: 5 Thanked 17 Times in 13 Posts Points: 22,479.39 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 22,979.39 Donate	^Actaully, MICHAEL looks like HER. Which is why she's not so hot anymore. :/

01-02-2005, 06:26 PM	#37
GRENTLEMEN Retro Nintendo Supermod Art & Literature Mod Metroid Mod Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 15,897 Thanks: 458 Thanked 1,165 Times in 632 Posts Points: 6,946.78 Bank: 1,830,360.28 Total Points: 1,837,307.06 Donate	Really, the problem is this: You giving a **** about them giving a damn about nothing anyone should really give a second thought. Like that nipple could really roll back years of strong parenting. Right. I'm not inclined to care about people blaming their own corruption on others. They're just pointing fingers, like the human race has a tendency to do.

01-02-2005, 09:19 PM	#38
Erdawn Il Deus Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Threading the jeweled thrones of earth under my sandalled feet Gender: Posts: 2,985 Thanks: 4 Thanked 45 Times in 39 Posts Points: 22,365.27 Bank: 742.97 Total Points: 23,108.24 Donate	You name still sucks, though. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

01-02-2005, 10:05 PM	#39
Michael Banned Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,264.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,764.00 Donate	The answer: Old, sterile people and morons have nothing to whine about anymore, so they're looking for something to whine about. The nipple presented itself, and they jumped on it. Then again, who wouldn't jump on a nipple or two? "Honestly, you can't stop a four year old kid from seeing a nipple with removing his/her own nipples." -PSX's daily words of wisdom.