strange headlines of 2004 - VGF

Blue Yoshi · 01-03-2005, 05:48 PM

GRENTLEMEN · 01-03-2005, 06:26 PM

"A fervent evangelist who leapt into the lions' den at Taipei zoo and shouted "Jesus will save you" was lucky to escape with just a bite in the right leg when he tried to convert the king of beasts to Christianity"

YES

Erdawn Il Deus · 01-03-2005, 09:43 PM

I hate and love stupid people.

[img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]

KirbyKing · 01-04-2005, 09:03 PM

Ha, five of those have been posted in this forum.

ZIPPYDIPPY19 · 01-05-2005, 10:31 PM

Nine out of 10 Chinese calling into a suicide-prevention hotline were greeted by an engaged signal

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And the very last chicken one just deserves a complimentary: O_o

Viceroy Nute Gunray · 01-08-2005, 06:31 PM

LMFAO at the lion one [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

01-03-2005, 05:48 PM	#1
Blue Yoshi Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: DOES NOT COMPUTE Posts: 962 Thanks: 2 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 832.25 Bank: 11,034.89 Total Points: 11,867.14 Donate	lots of weird stuff in there

01-03-2005, 06:26 PM	#2
GRENTLEMEN Retro Nintendo Supermod Art & Literature Mod Metroid Mod Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 15,897 Thanks: 458 Thanked 1,163 Times in 632 Posts Points: 6,940.78 Bank: 1,830,360.28 Total Points: 1,837,301.06 Donate	"A fervent evangelist who leapt into the lions' den at Taipei zoo and shouted "Jesus will save you" was lucky to escape with just a bite in the right leg when he tried to convert the king of beasts to Christianity" YES

01-03-2005, 09:43 PM	#3
Erdawn Il Deus Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: Threading the jeweled thrones of earth under my sandalled feet Gender: Posts: 2,985 Thanks: 4 Thanked 45 Times in 39 Posts Points: 22,365.27 Bank: 742.97 Total Points: 23,108.24 Donate	I hate and love stupid people. [img]smile.gif[/img] [img]smile.gif[/img]

01-04-2005, 09:03 PM	#4
KirbyKing Veteran Member Join Date: May 2000 Posts: 37,091 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 10,553.50 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 11,053.50 Donate	Ha, five of those have been posted in this forum.

01-05-2005, 10:31 PM	#5
ZIPPYDIPPY19 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,663 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 3,264.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,764.00 Donate	Nine out of 10 Chinese calling into a suicide-prevention hotline were greeted by an engaged signal BAHAHAHAHAHAHA And the very last chicken one just deserves a complimentary: O_o

01-08-2005, 06:31 PM	#6
Viceroy Nute Gunray Fallen Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: new york Gender: Posts: 35,823 Thanks: 187 Thanked 129 Times in 92 Posts Points: 85,510.99 Bank: 38,699.14 Total Points: 124,210.13 Donate	LMFAO at the lion one [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]