Dentist Claims Breast Rubs Appropriate

***Ynot Shane*** · 10-12-2007, 05:40 PM

WOODLAND, Calif. (AP) -- A dentist accused of fondling the breasts of 27 female patients is trying to keep his dental license by arguing that chest massages are an appropriate procedure in certain cases. Mark Anderson's lawyer says dental journals discuss the need to massage the pectoral muscles to treat a common jaw problem....

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X-3 · 10-12-2007, 05:47 PM

If it is true that it is needed in certain procedures, then I know my future job.

...lame jokes aside, I doubt those breats rubs were for procedures at all.

***Ace Mercury*** · 10-12-2007, 06:57 PM

Hey, you never know where women have teeth nowadays. I guess.

t3hDarkness · 10-12-2007, 07:43 PM

He needs to keep groping women to care for his seven children?

Chop Chop Master Onion · 10-12-2007, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Ace Mercury

Hey, you never know where women have teeth nowadays. I guess.

If that were the case, I'd say he was groping the wrong area.

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