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 04-02-2008, 10:10 AM | #1 |
| Not Ready to Make Nice  Join Date: Apr 1999 Location: Flaflooga Gender:  Posts: 131,466 Thanks: 38 Thanked 408 Times in 211 Posts   | Burglar Plays Dead at Funeral Home MADRID, Spain (AP) -- A burglar who broke into a funeral home tried to fool police by playing dead, but two things gave him away. First, he breathed. Plus, he wore grungy clothes rather than the Sunday best of those settling in for eternal rest.... More... __________________ A bird in the hand will just keep pecking and pecking and pecking and pecking... until your hand starts to bleed. |
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| 04-02-2008, 12:13 PM | #2 |
 Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: More important than where is when.... Gender: Posts: 6,342 Thanks: 105 Thanked 295 Times in 178 Posts | Savy cop: Ooooh, well I guess if this guy's dead we should probably bury the body, huh guys? Other cop: I can't see what else we would do with him. Burglar: No wait! I'm not really...aaaaah, you got me. Hahaha! All: Hahaha! Savy cop: But seriously, we really would have buried you alive had you been more stubborn. |
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