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Old 04-23-2008, 11:52 AM   #1
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Witch Doctors Steals & Shrinks Men's Penis in Congo
KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

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Old 04-23-2008, 12:00 PM   #2
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Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.
Hah hah! Double entendre!
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No, baby, don't leave! I swear it's not usually...it was witches! Witches did this to me!
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I don't know why anyone would want to steal someone's penis. Unless...
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Arrow ...And then he shrunk my head.
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I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
I told the witch doctor you didn't love me too
And then the witch doctor, he told me what to do
He said that ....

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Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
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Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang

I told the witch doctor you didn't love me true
I told the witch doctor you didn't love me nice
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My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to say
My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to do
I know that you'll be mine when I say this to you
Oh, Baby ....

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I love what the ads say right now in this topic. Apparently Shopping.yahoo.com allows me to shop for largest penises. And apparently I can now buy penis sized photos if I click on the ads. I can also go on blurtit.com and find the largest penises for free? Makes you wonder why the witchdoctors just didn't see these ads and get one online.
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The things discussed in this thread are strange and new to me.
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Penis theft is new and strange to me too, don't worry.
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I love what the ads say right now in this topic. Apparently Shopping.yahoo.com allows me to shop for largest penises. And apparently I can now buy penis sized photos if I click on the ads. I can also go on blurtit.com and find the largest penises for free? Makes you wonder why the witchdoctors just didn't see these ads and get one online.
I just realized this after reading your post....
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