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Old 04-23-2008, 11:52 AM   #1
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Witch Doctors Steals & Shrinks Men's Penis in Congo
KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

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Old 04-23-2008, 12:00 PM   #2
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Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.
Hah hah! Double entendre!
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No, baby, don't leave! I swear it's not usually...it was witches! Witches did this to me!
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I don't know why anyone would want to steal someone's penis. Unless...
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Arrow ...And then he shrunk my head.
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I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
I told the witch doctor you didn't love me too
And then the witch doctor, he told me what to do
He said that ....

[Chorus:]
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang...
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang

I told the witch doctor you didn't love me true
I told the witch doctor you didn't love me nice
And then the witch doctor, he game me this advice
He said to ...

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Now, you've been keeping love from me
Just like you were a miser
And I'll admit I wasn't very smart
So I went out and found myself
A guy that's so much wiser
And he taught me the way to win your heart

My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to say
My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to do
I know that you'll be mine when I say this to you
Oh, Baby ....

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I love what the ads say right now in this topic. Apparently Shopping.yahoo.com allows me to shop for largest penises. And apparently I can now buy penis sized photos if I click on the ads. I can also go on blurtit.com and find the largest penises for free? Makes you wonder why the witchdoctors just didn't see these ads and get one online.
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Penis theft is new and strange to me too, don't worry.
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I love what the ads say right now in this topic. Apparently Shopping.yahoo.com allows me to shop for largest penises. And apparently I can now buy penis sized photos if I click on the ads. I can also go on blurtit.com and find the largest penises for free? Makes you wonder why the witchdoctors just didn't see these ads and get one online.
I just realized this after reading your post....
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