Woman charged in breast milk assault on jailer

***Ynot Shane*** · 03-07-2010, 09:54 AM

OWENSBORO, Ky. (AP) -- A woman in jail for public intoxication was accused of assaulting a jailer by squirting breast milk at her. WYMT-TV reported that a 31-year-old woman was arrested Thursday on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication. But as she was changing into an inmate uniform, she squirted breast milk into the face of a female deputy who was with her....

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**LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT** · 03-07-2010, 11:04 AM

Aahahahahaha.

ZeldaGirl · 03-07-2010, 12:30 PM

***Ace Mercury*** · 03-07-2010, 12:44 PM

She put herself into quite the lactation situation.

Speed · 03-07-2010, 12:58 PM

ZG pretty much summed it up.

***CaptHayfever*** · 03-07-2010, 01:44 PM

How was that supposed to work? Is the deputy lactose-intolerant?

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Kargath · 03-07-2010, 08:54 PM

^It's like spitting at someone. It's considered assault because of the physical contact and possibility of infection.

Robotazy · 03-07-2010, 09:14 PM

How do you do that?

Wouldn't that hurt the woman?

I don't remember women being able to do that on command.

***CaptHayfever*** · 03-08-2010, 01:02 AM

^^I wouldn't call spitting on somebody a felony either.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!

Luigiman7 · 03-08-2010, 01:08 AM

It is assult.

I just dont know how to explain how it is.

**Valigarmander** · 03-08-2010, 01:09 AM

Reminds me of Silence of the Lambs for some reason.

Kil'jaeden · 03-08-2010, 01:11 AM

That is not worth a felony. When all the police have mindreading capabilities (I'm sure someone wants it and is getting to it), even thinking negative things at them will be a felony.

03-07-2010, 09:54 AM	#1
*Ynot Shane* Not Ready to Make Nice Join Date: Apr 1999 Location: Flaflooga Gender: Posts: 132,139 Thanks: 46 Thanked 600 Times in 314 Posts	Woman charged in breast milk assault on jailer OWENSBORO, Ky. (AP) -- A woman in jail for public intoxication was accused of assaulting a jailer by squirting breast milk at her. WYMT-TV reported that a 31-year-old woman was arrested Thursday on a misdemeanor charge of public intoxication. But as she was changing into an inmate uniform, she squirted breast milk into the face of a female deputy who was with her.... More... __________________ Remember that book store? Well, they became one of those books and coffee places, and now they're just coffee. It's like evolution, only without getting the better part.

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Luigiman7 ~)´◡｀(~ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: representin da bronx yo Gender: Posts: 17,305 Thanks: 1,099 Thanked 992 Times in 698 Posts Blog Entries: 8	It is assult. I just dont know how to explain how it is. __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

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Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,222 Thanks: 1,611 Thanked 5,553 Times in 2,499 Posts Blog Entries: 18	Reminds me of Silence of the Lambs for some reason. __________________

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LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT Videos Mod Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: In my pants Gender: Posts: 4,536 Thanks: 2,469 Thanked 746 Times in 413 Posts	Aahahahahaha.

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ZeldaGirl Awesome member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Why do YOU want to know...? Gender: Posts: 15,877 Thanks: 1,121 Thanked 1,902 Times in 1,040 Posts

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*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 22,964 Thanks: 558 Thanked 3,205 Times in 1,531 Posts Blog Entries: 1	She put herself into quite the lactation situation.

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Speed Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: If there's a bright center to the universe I'm on the planet it's farthest from Gender: Posts: 3,723 Thanks: 1,595 Thanked 319 Times in 223 Posts Blog Entries: 1	ZG pretty much summed it up.

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*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,013 Thanks: 1,787 Thanked 2,371 Times in 1,423 Posts	How was that supposed to work? Is the deputy lactose-intolerant? And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

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Kargath Awesome member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: kargath64.deviantart.com Gender: Posts: 8,061 Thanks: 1,187 Thanked 729 Times in 458 Posts Blog Entries: 1	^It's like spitting at someone. It's considered assault because of the physical contact and possibility of infection.

03-07-2010, 09:14 PM	#8
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,284 Thanks: 521 Thanked 1,238 Times in 885 Posts Blog Entries: 43	How do you do that? Wouldn't that hurt the woman? I don't remember women being able to do that on command.

03-08-2010, 01:02 AM	#9
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,013 Thanks: 1,787 Thanked 2,371 Times in 1,423 Posts	^^I wouldn't call spitting on somebody a felony either. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!

03-08-2010, 01:11 AM	#12
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 2,084 Thanks: 21 Thanked 137 Times in 92 Posts	That is not worth a felony. When all the police have mindreading capabilities (I'm sure someone wants it and is getting to it), even thinking negative things at them will be a felony.