Sleeping man shocked after cold man jumps into bed

***Ynot Shane*** · 03-17-2010, 03:50 PM

PITTSBURGH (AP) -- Pittsburgh police said a man broke into a home and climbed in bed with its owner, apparently because he was drunk and cold following a rap concert. Michael Kamau, 33, faces a preliminary hearing March 25 on charges of criminal mischief and criminal trespass....

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**Valigarmander** · 03-17-2010, 06:03 PM

Huh. Different than what I pictured from reading the title.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 03-18-2010, 04:09 AM

How can anyone be so stupid? It boggles the mind.

***CaptHayfever*** · 03-18-2010, 03:07 PM

^'Cause he was tore-up drunk.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 03-19-2010, 04:34 AM

Probably tore up before he even started drinking. Being sh*t faced only covers stupid acts of a moderate degree, IMO.

Like posting online about loving people, or blacking out and waking up in your own vomit and to the false stories of what you did the previous night are covered, but not this.

Metal Man · 03-19-2010, 01:06 PM

Yeah, the drunk man was lucky he didn't get lost and die instead of criminal mischief.

***CaptHayfever*** · 03-19-2010, 01:54 PM

^^He got drunk before he started drinking? How does that work?

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

t3hDarkness · 03-20-2010, 01:15 AM

I think IRHP means he was blitzed before he was pissed.

**Valigarmander** · 03-20-2010, 01:34 AM

He was boongled before he was kadonked.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 03-20-2010, 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptHayfever

^^He got drunk before he started drinking? How does that work?

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Narcotics.

***CaptHayfever*** · 03-20-2010, 02:46 PM

Oh. I'd never heard "tore up" refer to anything except just alcohol drunkenness before.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 03-20-2010, 03:36 PM

It is a term more commonly associated with being drunk though.

03-17-2010, 03:50 PM	#1
*Ynot Shane* Not Ready to Make Nice Join Date: Apr 1999 Location: Flaflooga Gender: Posts: 132,139 Thanks: 46 Thanked 600 Times in 314 Posts	Sleeping man shocked after cold man jumps into bed PITTSBURGH (AP) -- Pittsburgh police said a man broke into a home and climbed in bed with its owner, apparently because he was drunk and cold following a rap concert. Michael Kamau, 33, faces a preliminary hearing March 25 on charges of criminal mischief and criminal trespass.... More... __________________ Remember that book store? Well, they became one of those books and coffee places, and now they're just coffee. It's like evolution, only without getting the better part.

03-17-2010, 06:03 PM	#2
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,223 Thanks: 1,611 Thanked 5,553 Times in 2,499 Posts Blog Entries: 18	Huh. Different than what I pictured from reading the title. __________________

03-20-2010, 01:34 AM	#9
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,223 Thanks: 1,611 Thanked 5,553 Times in 2,499 Posts Blog Entries: 18	He was boongled before he was kadonked. __________________

03-18-2010, 04:09 AM	#3
I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,543 Thanks: 1,247 Thanked 263 Times in 222 Posts Blog Entries: 1	How can anyone be so stupid? It boggles the mind.

03-18-2010, 03:07 PM	#4
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,014 Thanks: 1,787 Thanked 2,371 Times in 1,423 Posts	^'Cause he was tore-up drunk. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

03-19-2010, 04:34 AM	#5
I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,543 Thanks: 1,247 Thanked 263 Times in 222 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Probably tore up before he even started drinking. Being sh*t faced only covers stupid acts of a moderate degree, IMO. Like posting online about loving people, or blacking out and waking up in your own vomit and to the false stories of what you did the previous night are covered, but not this.

03-19-2010, 01:06 PM	#6
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	Yeah, the drunk man was lucky he didn't get lost and die instead of criminal mischief.

03-19-2010, 01:54 PM	#7
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,014 Thanks: 1,787 Thanked 2,371 Times in 1,423 Posts	^^He got drunk before he started drinking? How does that work? And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

03-20-2010, 01:15 AM	#8
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I weep oily black tears of joy. Gender: Posts: 7,590 Thanks: 119 Thanked 418 Times in 306 Posts Blog Entries: 5	I think IRHP means he was blitzed before he was pissed.

03-20-2010, 02:46 PM	#11
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,014 Thanks: 1,787 Thanked 2,371 Times in 1,423 Posts	Oh. I'd never heard "tore up" refer to anything except just alcohol drunkenness before. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

03-20-2010, 03:36 PM	#12
I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,543 Thanks: 1,247 Thanked 263 Times in 222 Posts Blog Entries: 1	It is a term more commonly associated with being drunk though.