I can't take it anymore, I'm leaving VGF

**Valigarmander** · 07-06-2007, 05:16 PM

I just can't take it anymore, people. Sitting here in front of the freaking computer monitor waiting for new posts at this god-forsaken site is making me sick. I wish I was totally honest with you people, but I have to tell you all right now, I've been holding something in. Something big, for a really long time, that makes me feel sick to my stomach, and I have to leave VGF because of it.

I have to go to the bathroom really bad. See you all in five minutes.

***Ace Mercury*** · 07-06-2007, 05:49 PM

I'm sorry to hear this. It looks like you've given it a lot of thought, and it's certainly no impulse decision. Although we will miss you, I guess... well, can we still be friends?

No, no. Of course not. Not after all we've been through, it could never go back to how it used to be. We both knew it was a risk getting into this relationship, but please... please don't regret it. Don't regret the time we spent together. Don't regret the idle days lying on the grass, gazing at the formless clouds. Don't regret the lazy Sunday mornings, watching the sun rise through the back seat of your Camero. Most of all, don't forget the small things, the times where we really connected.

What I'm trying to say is... the baby isn't yours.

Crazybirdanimations · 07-06-2007, 05:55 PM

Dum Dum DUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

User Name · 07-06-2007, 10:39 PM

This thread makes me

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ZeldaGirl · 07-06-2007, 10:48 PM

Vgfian · 07-06-2007, 10:51 PM

Who's baby is it then????
Hmmmmm......

**Marchie** · 07-06-2007, 10:56 PM

I love you Val.

Vgfian · 07-06-2007, 11:02 PM

I think I might have found the perp.

Metal Man · 07-06-2007, 11:10 PM

I wish there was a place for me to post "I tried to leave three times and failed. Now what?" 'Cause that's... sorta true.

Oh well.

Firestorm · 07-06-2007, 11:44 PM

I don't think anyone escapes forever... case in point, me.

Swordmaster Link · 07-07-2007, 12:14 AM

I think the bigger issue is this: You would sit here and wait for new posts to the point where your bladder might explode...whether or not you choose to actually leave, that's quite disturbing.

Firestorm · 07-07-2007, 12:16 AM

^Right. You've gotta have your priorities straight. Posting, then bodily functions.

FXGlobal · 07-07-2007, 12:21 AM

Hehe.

I'm still waiting for the Secret Army, Val. And it's probably been WAY longer than 24 hrs in the comic. Unless it's all happening at the exact same time.

Mikhail Gorbachev · 07-07-2007, 01:53 AM

Bye, man.

Metal Man · 07-07-2007, 02:27 AM

Ha ha, you fooled Lorem, Val.

Vgfian · 07-07-2007, 03:02 AM

WHAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!

You mean *sob* he's not leaving

YAY!

(Darn it)

*grumble*grumble*

PS: I Like Smileys.

07-07-2007, 08:19 PM

I feel your pain Val.

FXGlobal · 07-07-2007, 08:22 PM

^^ Guildmaster still exists?

EDIT: That bathroom trip is taking quite the while, Val.

Rainbow Dash · 07-08-2007, 12:46 AM

I think this is only the eighth fake-out topic in this forum.

Kil'jaeden · 07-08-2007, 12:53 AM

So, Herr Valigarmander, you vant to escape vit all ov your soul, from dis place vee call VGF. No, no, dot ist impossible.

What I'm trying to say is....
We love you and if you go we will all unscrew your head and take turns ****ting down your neck. Okay?

07-06-2007, 05:16 PM	#1
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	I can't take it anymore, I'm leaving VGF I just can't take it anymore, people. Sitting here in front of the freaking computer monitor waiting for new posts at this god-forsaken site is making me sick. I wish I was totally honest with you people, but I have to tell you all right now, I've been holding something in. Something big, for a really long time, that makes me feel sick to my stomach, and I have to leave VGF because of it. I have to go to the bathroom really bad. See you all in five minutes.

07-06-2007, 11:44 PM	#10
Firestorm Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: An asylum for the criminally stupid Gender: Posts: 2,341 Thanks: 10 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Addictive I don't think anyone escapes forever... case in point, me.

07-07-2007, 12:16 AM	#12
Firestorm Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: An asylum for the criminally stupid Gender: Posts: 2,341 Thanks: 10 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Clearly ^Right. You've gotta have your priorities straight. Posting, then bodily functions.

07-06-2007, 05:49 PM	#2
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,274 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	I'm sorry to hear this. It looks like you've given it a lot of thought, and it's certainly no impulse decision. Although we will miss you, I guess... well, can we still be friends? No, no. Of course not. Not after all we've been through, it could never go back to how it used to be. We both knew it was a risk getting into this relationship, but please... please don't regret it. Don't regret the time we spent together. Don't regret the idle days lying on the grass, gazing at the formless clouds. Don't regret the lazy Sunday mornings, watching the sun rise through the back seat of your Camero. Most of all, don't forget the small things, the times where we really connected. What I'm trying to say is... the baby isn't yours.

07-06-2007, 05:55 PM	#3
Crazybirdanimations Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Gender: Posts: 4,912 Thanks: 237 Thanked 222 Times in 175 Posts	Dum Dum DUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

07-06-2007, 10:39 PM	#4
User Name Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Gotham City Gender: Posts: 7,209 Thanks: 701 Thanked 536 Times in 367 Posts	This thread makes me .

07-06-2007, 10:48 PM	#5
ZeldaGirl Awesome member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Why do YOU want to know...? Gender: Posts: 15,896 Thanks: 1,130 Thanked 1,919 Times in 1,046 Posts

07-06-2007, 10:51 PM	#6
Vgfian Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Listening to Seeking 7 Seven and giving out free hugs. :) Gender: Posts: 6,862 Thanks: 2,433 Thanked 398 Times in 311 Posts	Who's baby is it then???? Hmmmmm......

07-06-2007, 10:56 PM	#7
Marchie Pokeman Master since 1999 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Wiscaaaaaaaaaaansin/Michigan Gender: Posts: 16,646 Thanks: 1,442 Thanked 680 Times in 477 Posts	I love you Val.

07-06-2007, 11:02 PM	#8
Vgfian Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Listening to Seeking 7 Seven and giving out free hugs. :) Gender: Posts: 6,862 Thanks: 2,433 Thanked 398 Times in 311 Posts	I think I might have found the perp.

07-06-2007, 11:10 PM	#9
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	I wish there was a place for me to post "I tried to leave three times and failed. Now what?" 'Cause that's... sorta true. Oh well.

07-07-2007, 12:14 AM	#11
Swordmaster Link Super Bodyguard & King of the Arcade Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Wherever you want me to be Gender: Posts: 32,132 Thanks: 253 Thanked 951 Times in 640 Posts Blog Entries: 2	I think the bigger issue is this: You would sit here and wait for new posts to the point where your bladder might explode...whether or not you choose to actually leave, that's quite disturbing.

07-07-2007, 12:21 AM	#13
FXGlobal Member Join Date: May 2006 Gender: Posts: 1,511 Thanks: 52 Thanked 41 Times in 34 Posts	Hehe. I'm still waiting for the Secret Army, Val. And it's probably been WAY longer than 24 hrs in the comic. Unless it's all happening at the exact same time.

07-07-2007, 08:19 PM	#17
Silly Attention Seeking child Guest Posts: n/a	I feel your pain Val.

07-07-2007, 01:53 AM	#14
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,659 Thanks: 31 Thanked 89 Times in 71 Posts	Bye, man.

07-07-2007, 02:27 AM	#15
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	Ha ha, you fooled Lorem, Val.

07-07-2007, 03:02 AM	#16
Vgfian Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Listening to Seeking 7 Seven and giving out free hugs. :) Gender: Posts: 6,862 Thanks: 2,433 Thanked 398 Times in 311 Posts	WHAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!! You mean sob he's not leaving YAY! (Darn it) grumblegrumble* PS: I Like Smileys.

07-07-2007, 08:22 PM	#18
FXGlobal Member Join Date: May 2006 Gender: Posts: 1,511 Thanks: 52 Thanked 41 Times in 34 Posts	^^ Guildmaster still exists? EDIT: That bathroom trip is taking quite the while, Val.

07-08-2007, 12:46 AM	#19
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,398 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	I think this is only the eighth fake-out topic in this forum.

07-08-2007, 12:53 AM	#20
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 2,132 Thanks: 21 Thanked 146 Times in 99 Posts	So, Herr Valigarmander, you vant to escape vit all ov your soul, from dis place vee call VGF. No, no, dot ist impossible. What I'm trying to say is.... We love you and if you go we will all unscrew your head and take turns ****ting down your neck. Okay?