Britney Spears loses it and shaves her head after rehab

Pyropunk · 02-17-2007, 06:18 PM

I don't remember how to quote.... but here it is:

LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Britney Spears appeared in a tattoo parlor in the San Fernando Valley with her head shaved completely bald.

Video on KABC-TV showed the newly shorn Spears with tiny tattoos on the back of her neck as she sits Friday night for a new tattoo -- a pair of red and pink lips.

"She just wanted something real small on her wrist, something dainty," Max Gott, the tattoo artist at Body and Soul in Sherman Oaks, told the TV station. "She got some cute little lips on her wrist." (Watch a bald Britney Spears in the tattoo parlor )

Derrik Snell, who works at the tattoo parlor, said Spears showed up without notice and stayed for about 90 minutes as about 60 fans, photographers and gawkers gathered outside.

"She seemed fine," Snell said. "I didn't really notice [the hairdo] at first, she had a hood on when she showed up."

The appearance came the same day as reports on TV and Web sites that Spears, who has drawn criticism for her recent partying and sloppy behavior, had briefly checked into rehab. (Watch as Us Magazine's Bradley Jacobs reveals what Britney said before the shave )

Larry Rudolph, Spears' manager, couldn't be reached for comment.

Syndicated entertainment TV show "Extra" first reported that Spears had entered a treatment facility. Celebrity Web site TMZ.com then said the singer had entered a treatment center but had checked out one day later. Neither revealed their sources.

People magazine's Web site, citing "a source," said Spears had gone in and out of rehab, and identified the facility as Eric Clapton's Crossroads center in Antigua, in the Caribbean.

"Access Hollywood" then said the reports weren't true, but didn't cite a source.

A woman who answered the phone at Crossroads told The Associated Press that she couldn't confirm or deny anyone's presence at the facility.

Angelique Uram, a Spears fan who stood on the tattoo parlor's sidewalk for Friday night's spectacle, was aghast at the singer's new look.

"We could see her in the mirror, and her head is completely shaved," she told KABC. "It looks terrible."

Police arrived to control the crowd and helped Spears' bodyguards guide her into a waiting SUV, her head covered by a hooded sweatshirt.

Copyright 2007 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.

***Ynot Shane*** · 02-17-2007, 07:12 PM

She'll be lucky if her label doesn't drop her. Unless she shakes up her song genre of choice to boot, she's completely unpromotable as things are.

Valigarmander · 02-17-2007, 07:13 PM

Poor Britney. Her life's gone down the crapper.

Mikhail Gorbachev · 02-17-2007, 07:25 PM

...why?

ChuckleHuck · 02-17-2007, 07:36 PM

Yeah...the um...top of her head, y'know?

Not atractive.

LinkManDX · 02-17-2007, 08:00 PM

She's so lucky, she's a star.

Double Genocide · 02-18-2007, 04:16 PM

Hehehe...Bald chicks are funny.

Except the ones who lost their hair due to medical reasons such as cancer.

DELICIOUS POISON · 02-18-2007, 08:36 PM

HHAHAHAHA YOUR CAREER IS OVER BITCH

*gloat*

***Ynot Shane*** · 02-18-2007, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Source
Britney Spears' lopped-off locks can be yours for just $US1 million ($1.27 million) on eBay - direct from the salon owner whose clippers the newly-shorn star used during her weekend meltdown.

Esther Tognozzi of Esther's Haircutting Studio in Tarzana, California, is hawking the high-priced hairball - along with the pop princess' leftover Red Bull energy drink and her blue Bic lighter.

"We still don't know why Britney chose our shop. We'll probably never know," said the shop owner's husband, JT Tognozzi.

He said some proceeds from the sale would go to charity, possibly including the Florida-based Locks of Love, which supplies wigs to kids with cancer.

The Tognozzis say the decadent diva's thick pile of dark tresses and extensions is the only authentic Spears hair on eBay, despite dozens of competing claims.

A quick search of "Britney Spears hair" turns up a slew of enterprising copycats - offering everything from a $US3,000 ($3815) lock of dark hair from a seller in Ohio to a $US90,300 ($114,850) blond tuft - the wrong colour.

Canadian web developer Hazim Gaber asked for upwards of $US1 million for hair he claims his employee snatched off the salon floor. He even promised to release a web video as proof of authenticity.

But Tognozzi said the only people in the shop during the incident were his wife, her assistant, Spears and the singer's bodyguard.

All the doors were locked and the shop was already closed for the night when Spears arrived, he said.

"It's pretty crazy, all the frauds and stuff that's out there," Tognozzi said, adding that he would be surprised if anyone fell for them. "They're not even in our state."

The highest bid is probably a fake, but no doubt the highest legit bid was insane regardless.

Valigarmander · 02-18-2007, 10:10 PM

Maybe she'll start a trend. Bald women.

User Name · 02-19-2007, 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LinkManDX

She's so lucky, she's a star.

But she cry, cry, cries in her lonely heart...

Dio Brando · 02-19-2007, 11:41 AM

Finally, her career is over. I'm sick of everyone gawking about her, she doesn't deserve it, she's just a dumb blonde.

(I'm not stating that all blondes are dumb, I'm stating that she's dumb and is in fact a blonde)

ChuckleHuck · 02-19-2007, 12:48 PM

I guess it was the only suitable downfall for her.

Bomby · 02-19-2007, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Presidente

She'll be lucky if her label doesn't drop her. Unless she shakes up her song genre of choice to boot, she's completely unpromotable as things are.

She's still a singer?

Shine Dude · 02-19-2007, 05:41 PM

Now she's bald in two places!

Bomby · 02-19-2007, 05:46 PM

Not that she could ever sing anyways.

***Ynot Shane*** · 02-19-2007, 07:07 PM

They're planning on releasing her newest CD later this year. I just wonder what the marketing campaign will look like.

Bartman101 · 02-19-2007, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valigarmander 100%

Maybe she'll start a trend. Bald women.

I doubt that will last llong.

User Name · 02-19-2007, 10:24 PM

I wouldn't be surprised if she takes her own life soon, to be honest.

Bomby · 02-20-2007, 06:42 PM

She looks even more like a fetal-alcohol syndrome baby bald.

Not that I have anything against FAS babies. It's not their fault their parents were idiots.

02-17-2007, 06:18 PM	#1
Pyropunk Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: a place that is a grove of cottages, MN Gender: Posts: 104 Thanks: 11 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,915.70 Bank: 627.97 Total Points: 3,543.67 Donate	Britney Spears loses it and shaves her head after rehab I don't remember how to quote.... but here it is: LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Britney Spears appeared in a tattoo parlor in the San Fernando Valley with her head shaved completely bald. Video on KABC-TV showed the newly shorn Spears with tiny tattoos on the back of her neck as she sits Friday night for a new tattoo -- a pair of red and pink lips. "She just wanted something real small on her wrist, something dainty," Max Gott, the tattoo artist at Body and Soul in Sherman Oaks, told the TV station. "She got some cute little lips on her wrist." (Watch a bald Britney Spears in the tattoo parlor ) Derrik Snell, who works at the tattoo parlor, said Spears showed up without notice and stayed for about 90 minutes as about 60 fans, photographers and gawkers gathered outside. "She seemed fine," Snell said. "I didn't really notice [the hairdo] at first, she had a hood on when she showed up." The appearance came the same day as reports on TV and Web sites that Spears, who has drawn criticism for her recent partying and sloppy behavior, had briefly checked into rehab. (Watch as Us Magazine's Bradley Jacobs reveals what Britney said before the shave ) Larry Rudolph, Spears' manager, couldn't be reached for comment. Syndicated entertainment TV show "Extra" first reported that Spears had entered a treatment facility. Celebrity Web site TMZ.com then said the singer had entered a treatment center but had checked out one day later. Neither revealed their sources. People magazine's Web site, citing "a source," said Spears had gone in and out of rehab, and identified the facility as Eric Clapton's Crossroads center in Antigua, in the Caribbean. "Access Hollywood" then said the reports weren't true, but didn't cite a source. A woman who answered the phone at Crossroads told The Associated Press that she couldn't confirm or deny anyone's presence at the facility. Angelique Uram, a Spears fan who stood on the tattoo parlor's sidewalk for Friday night's spectacle, was aghast at the singer's new look. "We could see her in the mirror, and her head is completely shaved," she told KABC. "It looks terrible." Police arrived to control the crowd and helped Spears' bodyguards guide her into a waiting SUV, her head covered by a hooded sweatshirt. Copyright 2007 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.

02-17-2007, 07:12 PM	#2
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02-19-2007, 07:07 PM	#17
*Ynot Shane* Not Ready to Make Nice Join Date: Apr 1999 Location: Flaflooga Gender: Posts: 131,638 Thanks: 43 Thanked 418 Times in 216 Posts Points: 259,578.56 Bank: 19,111,241.06 Total Points: 19,370,819.61 Donate	They're planning on releasing her newest CD later this year. I just wonder what the marketing campaign will look like. __________________ When in the real world am I ever going to need chemistry or history or math or the English language?

02-17-2007, 07:13 PM	#3
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,115 Thanks: 818 Thanked 1,408 Times in 685 Posts Points: 162.51 Bank: 125,814.15 Total Points: 125,976.66 Donate	Poor Britney. Her life's gone down the crapper.

02-17-2007, 07:25 PM	#4
Mikhail Gorbachev Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Gender: Posts: 9,593 Thanks: 30 Thanked 82 Times in 66 Posts Points: 388.54 Bank: 32,290.67 Total Points: 32,679.21 Donate	...why?

02-17-2007, 07:36 PM	#5
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02-19-2007, 12:48 PM	#13
ChuckleHuck Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Next to this man in rags with a knife. He seems very friendly! Gender: Posts: 1,844 Thanks: 83 Thanked 39 Times in 32 Posts Points: 1,142.44 Bank: 0.11 Total Points: 1,142.55 Donate	I guess it was the only suitable downfall for her.

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02-19-2007, 05:46 PM	#16
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02-19-2007, 10:24 PM	#19
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02-20-2007, 06:42 PM	#20
Bomby The Man Who Sold the World Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Off the coast and I'm headed nowhere Gender: Posts: 15,263 Thanks: 215 Thanked 628 Times in 408 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 12,802.45 Bank: 2,822,947.69 Total Points: 2,835,750.14 Donate	She looks even more like a fetal-alcohol syndrome baby bald. Not that I have anything against FAS babies. It's not their fault their parents were idiots.