Worst Taunts in SSBM

**March of the Covenant** · 08-17-2006, 10:03 PM

In your opinion, what do you think the worst taunts are.
I think Mario's is, because it takes so long.

***CaptHayfever*** · 08-17-2006, 11:59 PM

^But Mario's is so cool.

Link, Zelda, & Bowser have terrible taunts because they're barely noticeable (the first two because they hardly move, and the last because that motion is part of his standing animation anyway).
Pichu's is bad for a wide variety of reasons which I don't care to discuss here.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Deviot · 08-18-2006, 11:16 AM

Bowser's Standing Motion and his Taunt are different, actually.

Y. Link's because it takes too damn long. Atleast Mario's is cool.

Demonic Lemonade · 08-19-2006, 09:06 PM

pichu is molesting the floor.

***CaptHayfever*** · 08-19-2006, 11:46 PM

Young Link has a cool one as well.
Okay, so Bowser's taunt roar has him bend back a little farther than the standing animation roar; you get my point.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

N Kong · 08-20-2006, 06:24 PM

Link's taunt sucks.I liked his taunt in the original SSB.

Luigi,Zelda,Samus,Peach have stupid taunts too.

***CaptHayfever*** · 08-20-2006, 07:23 PM

^Hey, I've killed with Luigi's taunt before.

...I had major handicaps enabled because I was trying to get the Power Poser and Poser KO, but I still did it.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

N Kong · 08-20-2006, 07:30 PM

No,I meant the way he does the taunt looks stupid.

Demonic Lemonade · 08-21-2006, 08:48 PM

totally.

**Dylan** · 08-22-2006, 06:11 PM

I'm going with Pichu. I don't think I've ever seen something so simultaneously annoying and disturbing (Browser bombs and the Pain series don't count.).

-Dylan

Tales of CuccoLady · 08-22-2006, 07:35 PM

I'd have to say...Luigi's. It's really, really obnoxious.

Jace Mario · 08-24-2006, 01:15 AM

DEFIANTLY captain falcons.
"Show your moves!"

ScottyMcGee · 09-03-2006, 03:02 PM

Mr. Game and Watch, because it reminds me of the sound my alarm clock makes.

Minister of Silly Walks · 09-03-2006, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScottyMcGee

Mr. Game and Watch, because it reminds me of the sound my alarm clock makes.

Does your friend use his old Game and Watch for his alarm?

Because then that would make sense.

super_smasher · 09-03-2006, 05:36 PM

Bowser's taunt. His attempt at The Matrix bullet time move is pathetic

ScottyMcGee · 09-03-2006, 11:08 PM

^I think his is pretty cool when you have giant melee battle with bowser against DK on the Fourside level, it's like Godzilla vs. King Kong, with the battle roar and crap

N Kong · 09-04-2006, 10:34 AM

[quote=ScottyMcGee Godzilla vs. King Kong[/QUOTE]

Godzilla vs King Kong is a one sided fight.Godzilla demolishes King Kong.

DK vs Bowser in the "Gargantuans" Event match is more like King Kong vs a T-rex.

**Crazyswordsman** · 09-04-2006, 10:54 AM

Any of the Pokeyman taunts. -CSM

Demonic Lemonade · 09-18-2006, 04:50 PM

^pokemon. what does zelda do?

***CaptHayfever*** · 09-19-2006, 12:18 PM

^She just crosses her arms or something.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

08-17-2006, 10:03 PM	#1
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08-20-2006, 06:24 PM	#6
N Kong Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Wuzzleberg Gender: Posts: 989 Thanks: 7 Thanked 15 Times in 13 Posts Points: 496.92 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 496.92 Donate	Link's taunt sucks.I liked his taunt in the original SSB. Luigi,Zelda,Samus,Peach have stupid taunts too. Last edited by N Shroob King; 08-20-2006 at 07:27 PM.

08-17-2006, 11:59 PM	#2
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,799 Thanks: 240 Thanked 943 Times in 574 Posts Points: 117,959.27 Bank: 1,884.44 Total Points: 119,843.71 Donate	^But Mario's is so cool. Link, Zelda, & Bowser have terrible taunts because they're barely noticeable (the first two because they hardly move, and the last because that motion is part of his standing animation anyway). Pichu's is bad for a wide variety of reasons which I don't care to discuss here. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

08-18-2006, 11:16 AM	#3
Deviot Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 949 Thanks: 10 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts Points: 5,697.34 Bank: 11,254.49 Total Points: 16,951.83 Donate	Bowser's Standing Motion and his Taunt are different, actually. Y. Link's because it takes too damn long. Atleast Mario's is cool.

08-19-2006, 09:06 PM	#4
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08-19-2006, 11:46 PM	#5
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,799 Thanks: 240 Thanked 943 Times in 574 Posts Points: 117,959.27 Bank: 1,884.44 Total Points: 119,843.71 Donate	Young Link has a cool one as well. Okay, so Bowser's taunt roar has him bend back a little farther than the standing animation roar; you get my point. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

08-20-2006, 07:23 PM	#7
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,799 Thanks: 240 Thanked 943 Times in 574 Posts Points: 117,959.27 Bank: 1,884.44 Total Points: 119,843.71 Donate	^Hey, I've killed with Luigi's taunt before. ...I had major handicaps enabled because I was trying to get the Power Poser and Poser KO, but I still did it. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

08-20-2006, 07:30 PM	#8
N Kong Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Wuzzleberg Gender: Posts: 989 Thanks: 7 Thanked 15 Times in 13 Posts Points: 496.92 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 496.92 Donate	No,I meant the way he does the taunt looks stupid.

08-21-2006, 08:48 PM	#9
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08-22-2006, 06:11 PM	#10
Dylan Banned Mod Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Teenage Wasteland Gender: Posts: 6,386 Thanks: 1,016 Thanked 1,008 Times in 463 Posts Points: 38,910.07 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 38,910.07 Donate	I'm going with Pichu. I don't think I've ever seen something so simultaneously annoying and disturbing (Browser bombs and the Pain series don't count.). -Dylan

08-22-2006, 07:35 PM	#11
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08-24-2006, 01:15 AM	#12
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09-03-2006, 03:02 PM	#13
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09-03-2006, 11:08 PM	#16
ScottyMcGee Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the far side of the moon Gender: Posts: 180 Thanks: 5 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 9,792.17 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 9,792.17 Donate	^I think his is pretty cool when you have giant melee battle with bowser against DK on the Fourside level, it's like Godzilla vs. King Kong, with the battle roar and crap

09-04-2006, 10:34 AM	#17
N Kong Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Wuzzleberg Gender: Posts: 989 Thanks: 7 Thanked 15 Times in 13 Posts Points: 496.92 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 496.92 Donate	[quote=ScottyMcGee Godzilla vs. King Kong[/QUOTE] Godzilla vs King Kong is a one sided fight.Godzilla demolishes King Kong. DK vs Bowser in the "Gargantuans" Event match is more like King Kong vs a T-rex.

09-04-2006, 10:54 AM	#18
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09-18-2006, 04:50 PM	#19
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09-19-2006, 12:18 PM	#20
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,799 Thanks: 240 Thanked 943 Times in 574 Posts Points: 117,959.27 Bank: 1,884.44 Total Points: 119,843.71 Donate	^She just crosses her arms or something. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"