Revival Topic: The Cheat Code That Never Ends: SSB Style! - Page 2

super_smasher · 01-06-2004, 01:55 AM

england will start a war with russia! u must stop them by.....

hodakaracer · 01-06-2004, 09:20 PM

[IMG]www.classicgaming.com/.../images/ smrpg/art/mario.gif[/IMG]

Gumby, dammit · 01-17-2004, 08:47 PM

...using Pichuchu,a new Dopeymon. Then,you will unlock...

01-18-2004, 07:47 PM

....SALTINE CRACKER THOWING STARS! with them you must devour Mario's soul. however, you will be 1,000,000,000,000,000 teramiles away from him. this means you must make a bridge to him, only using objects usually found in toilets. when you get to Mario, you must do a special manuver on him. What is it? no-one knows.....anyway, just do stuff until you do the right thing, Mario will die, and you will be teleported to....

MetalMadMan · 02-02-2004, 02:26 PM

The SSS, where you must destroy all of the statues of "Killer." Then...

Madman200 · 02-02-2004, 08:04 PM

...the saltine cracker throwing stars will explode in your pocket. This event causes wild dogs lead by...

02-03-2004, 01:30 PM

...a cat with no tail, body, legs, internal organs, or head to...

DK · 02-08-2004, 01:42 AM

...die. Congratulations! You have found an alternate ending! Once the credits roll, a screen will come up informing you that you have unlocked all 26 letters of the alphabet. Now you must take all of them into battle against the ENTIRE CHINESE ALPHABET! This battle is completely impossible unless you...

02-08-2004, 06:59 AM

Eat corn covered crap and sing the national anthem in pig latin! The chinese alphabet will explode, and you will be sucked into SSBM. A fight will start. It's you and a LV. 1 computer Pichu, against a LV.9 Ronald McDonald, a LV.9 Hamburglar, and a LV.9 Grimace. To defeat them you must...

02-09-2004, 11:53 AM

....Toss Burger King burgers at them. They will expload, and reaveal a path to MOOLAHOOYA! You will be attacked by an undead turkey. To kill it, sing songs about Harry Potter and your mother's shoes. It will go away, and let you access the ancient city of....

GrandAdmiral Fox · 02-09-2004, 11:58 PM

Townsville where you must destroy the Powerpuff girls then go to the Mayor's house and then......

02-12-2004, 04:11 AM

Rape his uncle and raid his pot stash! But when you try to open the door, The mayor suddenly appears, and he says "PB AND J SAMMICHES, BABY!"
and he transforms into a hideous beast. To kill him you must....

Gumby, dammit · 02-12-2004, 05:14 PM

... use the force,afterwords,blow up the mansion and you will fly to...

02-13-2004, 07:32 AM

The Parthenon! Defeat all 34070 humpdemons, and run to a gong and bash it. 12 reindeer will appear. Say "BAZEKWLOOCNDADKNLIA" and Santa will appear. He will transform into both Richard Simmons AND Bob Ross. If you try to fight them, Mr.Rogers will ride in on the trolly, and take you to the land of make-believe where you will suffer for an eternity. To defeat them WITHOUT fighting them, you must use the mustard to make a.....

02-15-2004, 06:31 PM

...Korian Ketchup Bottle filled with...

02-22-2004, 04:59 PM

Pregnant midgets! Squirt them with it, and they will all burst into flames. Now, a fat man named George will eat you're baby, so you must eat him. Eat him, then he will break out of you're stomach, and eat you. Eat him again, and he will eat you. Get out, then DON'T EAT HIM AGAIN! If you do then Mr.Rogers will ride in on the trolly, and take you to the land of make-believe where you will suffer for the rest of eternity. Instead, shove the toxic waste known as "Burger King's Hamburgers" into his mouth. He will explode, leading a path to the world of EzBoards, the ultimate evil. EzBoards will challenge you to a Pokemon battle, but eat it's pokemon, and it will cry. Run to it's face and fart in it. The fart must GO DIRECTLY INTO HIS MOUTH. If it doesent, then Mr.Rogers will ride in on the trolly, and take you to the land of make-believe where you will suffer for the rest of eternity.
Now, Ezboards will transform into a ferocious peice of chocolate pie. To defeat it, you must...

Kain Highwind · 02-22-2004, 07:34 PM

Sing the fun song! Sing it with me!

F IS FOR FRIENDS THAT DO STUFF TOGETHER!
U IS FOR U AND ME!
N IS FOR N-E WHERE AND N-E TIME AT ALL!
DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA!

After the fun song, run into the kitchen to catch Mario with Diana. You have to...

dudeman5270 · 02-22-2004, 09:01 PM

pull Mario off of Diana with tongs while eating sidewalk chalk. To take the most life out of Mario, you have to use mutated chipmunks and...

DK · 02-24-2004, 01:04 AM

...a telephone to call Mr. Rogers! He will ride in on the trolley and take Mario to the land of make-believe where he will suffer for the rest of eternity....

02-24-2004, 11:21 PM

....and take you to the GameFAQs boards where you will be assaulted by retards who think Tikal was and still is alive in SA1. You must now gather up an army of retards who think toadette (sp?) from MK

D is hot to fight the other army. now grab some popcorn and enjoy the show. Aftewards, you must....

02-24-2004, 11:21 PM	#40
Blue Yoshi Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	....and take you to the GameFAQs boards where you will be assaulted by retards who think Tikal was and still is alive in SA1. You must now gather up an army of retards who think toadette (sp?) from MKD is hot to fight the other army. now grab some popcorn and enjoy the show. Aftewards, you must....

01-06-2004, 01:55 AM	#21
super_smasher Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: oregon Posts: 507 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post Points: 11,807.05 Bank: 541.22 Total Points: 12,348.27 Donate	england will start a war with russia! u must stop them by.....

01-06-2004, 09:20 PM	#22
hodakaracer Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: grove Posts: 36 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 682.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,182.00 Donate	[IMG]www.classicgaming.com/.../images/ smrpg/art/mario.gif[/IMG]

01-17-2004, 08:47 PM	#23
Gumby, dammit Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Rats th01 Gender: Posts: 1,239 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 15,305.34 Bank: 634.62 Total Points: 15,939.96 Donate	...using Pichuchu,a new Dopeymon. Then,you will unlock...

01-18-2004, 07:47 PM	#24
Blue Yoshi Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	....SALTINE CRACKER THOWING STARS! with them you must devour Mario's soul. however, you will be 1,000,000,000,000,000 teramiles away from him. this means you must make a bridge to him, only using objects usually found in toilets. when you get to Mario, you must do a special manuver on him. What is it? no-one knows.....anyway, just do stuff until you do the right thing, Mario will die, and you will be teleported to....

02-02-2004, 02:26 PM	#25
MetalMadMan Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Tai Fuhubook!!!111ONEONEONE Posts: 3,067 Thanks: 0 Thanked 8 Times in 8 Posts Points: 541.00 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 541.00 Donate	The SSS, where you must destroy all of the statues of "Killer." Then...

02-02-2004, 08:04 PM	#26
Madman200 Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Um...I know this...YEAH! 8! Posts: 79 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,457.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,957.00 Donate	...the saltine cracker throwing stars will explode in your pocket. This event causes wild dogs lead by...

02-03-2004, 01:30 PM	#27
Alex Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	...a cat with no tail, body, legs, internal organs, or head to...

02-08-2004, 01:42 AM	#28
DK Wrestling Mod Join Date: Jul 1999 Gender: Posts: 2,989 Thanks: 43 Thanked 48 Times in 41 Posts Points: 2,577.57 Bank: 2,236,545.44 Total Points: 2,239,123.01 Donate	...die. Congratulations! You have found an alternate ending! Once the credits roll, a screen will come up informing you that you have unlocked all 26 letters of the alphabet. Now you must take all of them into battle against the ENTIRE CHINESE ALPHABET! This battle is completely impossible unless you...

02-08-2004, 06:59 AM	#29
Tanooki Mario 12345678910 Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Eat corn covered crap and sing the national anthem in pig latin! The chinese alphabet will explode, and you will be sucked into SSBM. A fight will start. It's you and a LV. 1 computer Pichu, against a LV.9 Ronald McDonald, a LV.9 Hamburglar, and a LV.9 Grimace. To defeat them you must...

02-09-2004, 11:53 AM	#30
Blue Yoshi Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	....Toss Burger King burgers at them. They will expload, and reaveal a path to MOOLAHOOYA! You will be attacked by an undead turkey. To kill it, sing songs about Harry Potter and your mother's shoes. It will go away, and let you access the ancient city of....

02-09-2004, 11:58 PM	#31
GrandAdmiral Fox Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: My imagination. Posts: 181 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,553.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 2,053.00 Donate	Townsville where you must destroy the Powerpuff girls then go to the Mayor's house and then......

02-12-2004, 04:11 AM	#32
Tanooki Mario 12345678910 Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Rape his uncle and raid his pot stash! But when you try to open the door, The mayor suddenly appears, and he says "PB AND J SAMMICHES, BABY!" and he transforms into a hideous beast. To kill him you must....

02-12-2004, 05:14 PM	#33
Gumby, dammit Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Rats th01 Gender: Posts: 1,239 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 15,305.34 Bank: 634.62 Total Points: 15,939.96 Donate	... use the force,afterwords,blow up the mansion and you will fly to...

02-13-2004, 07:32 AM	#34
Tanooki Mario 12345678910 Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	The Parthenon! Defeat all 34070 humpdemons, and run to a gong and bash it. 12 reindeer will appear. Say "BAZEKWLOOCNDADKNLIA" and Santa will appear. He will transform into both Richard Simmons AND Bob Ross. If you try to fight them, Mr.Rogers will ride in on the trolly, and take you to the land of make-believe where you will suffer for an eternity. To defeat them WITHOUT fighting them, you must use the mustard to make a.....

02-15-2004, 06:31 PM	#35
Alex Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	...Korian Ketchup Bottle filled with...

02-22-2004, 04:59 PM	#36
Tanooki Mario 12345678910 Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Pregnant midgets! Squirt them with it, and they will all burst into flames. Now, a fat man named George will eat you're baby, so you must eat him. Eat him, then he will break out of you're stomach, and eat you. Eat him again, and he will eat you. Get out, then DON'T EAT HIM AGAIN! If you do then Mr.Rogers will ride in on the trolly, and take you to the land of make-believe where you will suffer for the rest of eternity. Instead, shove the toxic waste known as "Burger King's Hamburgers" into his mouth. He will explode, leading a path to the world of EzBoards, the ultimate evil. EzBoards will challenge you to a Pokemon battle, but eat it's pokemon, and it will cry. Run to it's face and fart in it. The fart must GO DIRECTLY INTO HIS MOUTH. If it doesent, then Mr.Rogers will ride in on the trolly, and take you to the land of make-believe where you will suffer for the rest of eternity. Now, Ezboards will transform into a ferocious peice of chocolate pie. To defeat it, you must...

02-22-2004, 07:34 PM	#37
Kain Highwind Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pending. Gender: Posts: 5,789 Thanks: 127 Thanked 117 Times in 82 Posts Points: 6,374.81 Bank: 47,139.19 Total Points: 53,514.00 Donate	Sing the fun song! Sing it with me! F IS FOR FRIENDS THAT DO STUFF TOGETHER! U IS FOR U AND ME! N IS FOR N-E WHERE AND N-E TIME AT ALL! DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA! After the fun song, run into the kitchen to catch Mario with Diana. You have to...

02-22-2004, 09:01 PM	#38
dudeman5270 Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Inside your closet Posts: 1,527 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,779.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 2,279.00 Donate	pull Mario off of Diana with tongs while eating sidewalk chalk. To take the most life out of Mario, you have to use mutated chipmunks and...

02-24-2004, 01:04 AM	#39
DK Wrestling Mod Join Date: Jul 1999 Gender: Posts: 2,989 Thanks: 43 Thanked 48 Times in 41 Posts Points: 2,577.57 Bank: 2,236,545.44 Total Points: 2,239,123.01 Donate	...a telephone to call Mr. Rogers! He will ride in on the trolley and take Mario to the land of make-believe where he will suffer for the rest of eternity....