Revival Topic: The Cheat Code That Never Ends: SSB Style!

12-27-2003, 07:30 PM

Put in your SSB:M disc after submerging it in slinky scented Mr. Clean and play a battle as Mr. Game and Watch vs. Marth. Flush ALL toilets in your household before doing this. Then, play as Zelda in Adventure mode and hit a wall on the target test 1234bqn780--muf7438fb9ir39q87yv9mb times, and you will unlock...

Wootmaster · 12-27-2003, 07:48 PM

SPAMario. Then, Defeat a Level -9999998999 Bsd In the Windex Level With WaSPAMario To...

12-27-2003, 08:05 PM

...to unlock THE FIREY DEPTHS OF HELL!!!! You will fight Satan Mario. Once you beat him...

Kain Highwind · 12-27-2003, 09:00 PM

You will be with Eggman, poledancing. You must beat him at dancing by...

12-27-2003, 09:35 PM

...wearing the Mack Daddy Boots. To acquire these, you must beat All-Star mode within...

12-27-2003, 09:45 PM

...21.5697 seconds while weasles chomp on your toes. Once you beat Eggman, a great menace will appear to challenge you. That menace is...

12-27-2003, 10:09 PM

Barney! He will sing like Jigglypuff, but his song is "I love you" which is 9,999,999,999,999,999,999 times more powerful. defeat him with SPAMario to win the radioactive phazon doughnut, Which changes into a...

DK · 12-28-2003, 02:31 AM

...regular doughnut. Eating it will result in all your characters changing into doughnuts with identical moves and stats. Enter Cruel Melee and defeat 3.14 enemies using the doughnut strat. This will allow you to change one character back to their original form. That character will eat all the doughnut characters and transform into...

12-28-2003, 02:40 AM

...a bucket of water, but if you...

(You didn't mention that I'm the one that started "The cheat code that never ends". Blah.)

12-28-2003, 10:36 AM

... don't forget to eat the thumbtack throphy, then you'll have to start over. After eating the throphy, Giga Bowser will appear and...

DK · 12-28-2003, 06:52 PM

...transform into the most formidable opponent yet, which is...

12-29-2003, 05:01 PM

....ASTAROPH'S FACE!!!!! When you see it, look the other way, for if you look at it, you will turn into....

(I started this topic, and gave S1X credit. but ah welll, i dont care)

DK · 12-29-2003, 05:14 PM

...a VGFer with no life! As if you aren't one anyway. The only way to get out of this is to get banned. Post as many stupid topics as possible and get sent to Banland. There, you must battle the SPAMario Brothers while also...

[ December 29, 2003, 04:15 PM: Message edited by: DK ]

12-29-2003, 06:37 PM

...being pursued by the 30 worst VGF spammers. Once you defeat the SPAMario brothers, you will get a Handheld nuke, which you must use to kill the 30 spammers. But before you do that, you must...

Kain Highwind · 12-29-2003, 07:03 PM

Say "Picking your nose and chewing it! chewing it!" But then your gun turns into the Pikpik hammer. Smack your way into success. Then...

DK · 12-29-2003, 09:01 PM

...register under a new name and do it all again. Repeat this process until you die. After the funeral...

12-29-2003, 10:47 PM

...you will fly to the moon, where you will fight...

12-29-2003, 10:54 PM

A poorly drawn Astronaut. To kill him, you must use an eraser. Then you will be transported to pluto who is ruled by...

01-02-2004, 04:21 PM

....A guy named JOE MOMA! to kill him and rule pluto, you must lock him in a room and begin stripping. he will kill himself, and you rule Pluto now! It turns out that you must decide whether or not to go to war with The DBHEJDBEHBHBNF$UIN$UIN$UIN$UINUI$NUI$N5UIr6578GCEB $JKJKWLKSMO@PK(*()&#*(&*(^$&*^$GHJBWHJDBHJWBDHJBDB !!!!!!! if you chose not to go to waer with them, a slinky will choke you. if you do go to war, however, you will....

01-02-2004, 07:08 PM

... have to jump off the Empire State building while smashing an egg on your face. Then...

12-27-2003, 07:30 PM	#1
Nextmariobro Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Put in your SSB:M disc after submerging it in slinky scented Mr. Clean and play a battle as Mr. Game and Watch vs. Marth. Flush ALL toilets in your household before doing this. Then, play as Zelda in Adventure mode and hit a wall on the target test 1234bqn780--muf7438fb9ir39q87yv9mb times, and you will unlock...

12-27-2003, 07:48 PM	#2
Wootmaster Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 6,577 Thanks: 352 Thanked 464 Times in 360 Posts Points: 6,602.21 Bank: 82,581.23 Total Points: 89,183.45 Donate	SPAMario. Then, Defeat a Level -9999998999 Bsd In the Windex Level With WaSPAMario To...

12-27-2003, 08:05 PM	#3
Virtual Cat Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	...to unlock THE FIREY DEPTHS OF HELL!!!! You will fight Satan Mario. Once you beat him...

12-27-2003, 09:00 PM	#4
Kain Highwind Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pending. Gender: Posts: 5,789 Thanks: 127 Thanked 117 Times in 82 Posts Points: 6,777.81 Bank: 47,139.19 Total Points: 53,917.00 Donate	You will be with Eggman, poledancing. You must beat him at dancing by...

12-27-2003, 09:35 PM	#5
yoshi2256 Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	...wearing the Mack Daddy Boots. To acquire these, you must beat All-Star mode within...

12-27-2003, 09:45 PM	#6
Virtual Cat Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	...21.5697 seconds while weasles chomp on your toes. Once you beat Eggman, a great menace will appear to challenge you. That menace is...

12-27-2003, 10:09 PM	#7
Nextmariobro Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Barney! He will sing like Jigglypuff, but his song is "I love you" which is 9,999,999,999,999,999,999 times more powerful. defeat him with SPAMario to win the radioactive phazon doughnut, Which changes into a...

12-28-2003, 02:31 AM	#8
DK Wrestling Mod Join Date: Jul 1999 Gender: Posts: 2,990 Thanks: 43 Thanked 48 Times in 41 Posts Points: 2,790.28 Bank: 2,326,901.88 Total Points: 2,329,692.16 Donate	...regular doughnut. Eating it will result in all your characters changing into doughnuts with identical moves and stats. Enter Cruel Melee and defeat 3.14 enemies using the doughnut strat. This will allow you to change one character back to their original form. That character will eat all the doughnut characters and transform into...

12-28-2003, 02:40 AM	#9
Superb1x Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	...a bucket of water, but if you... (You didn't mention that I'm the one that started "The cheat code that never ends". Blah.)

12-28-2003, 10:36 AM	#10
Dr.Donez'sApprentice Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	... don't forget to eat the thumbtack throphy, then you'll have to start over. After eating the throphy, Giga Bowser will appear and...

12-28-2003, 06:52 PM	#11
DK Wrestling Mod Join Date: Jul 1999 Gender: Posts: 2,990 Thanks: 43 Thanked 48 Times in 41 Posts Points: 2,790.28 Bank: 2,326,901.88 Total Points: 2,329,692.16 Donate	...transform into the most formidable opponent yet, which is...

12-29-2003, 05:01 PM	#12
Blue Yoshi Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	....ASTAROPH'S FACE!!!!! When you see it, look the other way, for if you look at it, you will turn into.... (I started this topic, and gave S1X credit. but ah welll, i dont care)

12-29-2003, 05:14 PM	#13
DK Wrestling Mod Join Date: Jul 1999 Gender: Posts: 2,990 Thanks: 43 Thanked 48 Times in 41 Posts Points: 2,790.28 Bank: 2,326,901.88 Total Points: 2,329,692.16 Donate	...a VGFer with no life! As if you aren't one anyway. The only way to get out of this is to get banned. Post as many stupid topics as possible and get sent to Banland. There, you must battle the SPAMario Brothers while also... [ December 29, 2003, 04:15 PM: Message edited by: DK ]

12-29-2003, 06:37 PM	#14
yoshi2256 Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	...being pursued by the 30 worst VGF spammers. Once you defeat the SPAMario brothers, you will get a Handheld nuke, which you must use to kill the 30 spammers. But before you do that, you must...

12-29-2003, 07:03 PM	#15
Kain Highwind Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pending. Gender: Posts: 5,789 Thanks: 127 Thanked 117 Times in 82 Posts Points: 6,777.81 Bank: 47,139.19 Total Points: 53,917.00 Donate	Say "Picking your nose and chewing it! chewing it!" But then your gun turns into the Pikpik hammer. Smack your way into success. Then...

12-29-2003, 09:01 PM	#16
DK Wrestling Mod Join Date: Jul 1999 Gender: Posts: 2,990 Thanks: 43 Thanked 48 Times in 41 Posts Points: 2,790.28 Bank: 2,326,901.88 Total Points: 2,329,692.16 Donate	...register under a new name and do it all again. Repeat this process until you die. After the funeral...

12-29-2003, 10:47 PM	#17
Virtual Cat Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	...you will fly to the moon, where you will fight...

12-29-2003, 10:54 PM	#18
tuatara Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	A poorly drawn Astronaut. To kill him, you must use an eraser. Then you will be transported to pluto who is ruled by...

01-02-2004, 04:21 PM	#19
Blue Yoshi Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	....A guy named JOE MOMA! to kill him and rule pluto, you must lock him in a room and begin stripping. he will kill himself, and you rule Pluto now! It turns out that you must decide whether or not to go to war with The DBHEJDBEHBHBNF$UIN$UIN$UIN$UINUI$NUI$N5UIr6578GCEB $JKJKWLKSMO@PK(()&#(&(^$&^$GHJBWHJDBHJWBDHJBDB !!!!!!! if you chose not to go to waer with them, a slinky will choke you. if you do go to war, however, you will....

01-02-2004, 07:08 PM	#20
Dr.Donez'sApprentice Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	... have to jump off the Empire State building while smashing an egg on your face. Then...