The New Smash Bros Caption Contest - Page 2 - VGF

I am nobody · 03-27-2008, 04:18 PM

3rd

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marchie

In Soviet Russia, Buildings build you!

2nd

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Missing Link

Rule Number One when it comes to establishing a new business: Location, location, location.

1st

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptHayfever

Tragedy struck today as Link, the great hero of Hyrule, was impaled on a skyscraper. Two surviving victims of the skyscraper attack claim to have seen a man with green bushy hair and a conductor's baton at the scene of the crime, but these accounts are being dismissed as just plain silly.

Scores:
Marchie: 3
The Missing Link: 3
CaptHayfever: 2 1/2
Frumious B.: 1/2

Metal Man · 03-27-2008, 04:34 PM

Mario, forgetting his plane ticket for the last time ever.

***CaptHayfever*** · 03-27-2008, 04:52 PM

The first rule of cartoon physics is about to not take effect.

The Missing Link · 03-27-2008, 05:13 PM

And the winner of the race is.... the Halberd, by a nose! Er... turret...

Chunky Kong12345 · 03-27-2008, 07:17 PM

Free Halberdilly.

Insert unfunny meme here · 03-27-2008, 07:29 PM

Mario: Hey-a, Meta Knight? Did-a you change-a your hair?

ADVENTURE BUS · 03-27-2008, 07:55 PM

Mario: i can has halbred?

**S1x** · 03-28-2008, 12:15 AM

Anyone will do anything for that last piece of pizza.

**March of the Covenant** · 03-28-2008, 12:53 PM

Haha, I didn't seem TML's post.

In a frantic chase to save Princess Peach again, Mario chases after the Halberd.

X-3 · 03-28-2008, 01:43 PM

Mario's daily exercise consists of tennis, soccer, golf and battleship racing.

VWF_champion · 03-29-2008, 10:44 AM

"13 hours, 36 minutes, 18 seconds. I still think I can beat him there."

Deviot · 03-29-2008, 10:52 AM

The Final Rush, and it's not a Sonic stage anymore!

I am nobody · 03-29-2008, 04:56 PM

3rd

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chunky Kong12345

Free Halberdilly.

2nd

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Missing Link

And the winner of the race is.... the Halberd, by a nose! Er... turret...

1st

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metal Man

Mario, forgetting his plane ticket for the last time ever.

Scores:
The Missing Link: 4 1/2
Marchie: 3
Metal Man: 2 1/2
Chunky Kong12345: 1/2
Frumious B.: 1/2

LuWEEGEEman · 03-29-2008, 05:04 PM

Kirby: Hey everyone! look! the moon is gonna crush that town! lets watch!

Link CDLVI · 03-29-2008, 05:08 PM

Historic picture: Kirby's first attempt to fly.

MUSHMAN · 03-29-2008, 07:06 PM

Kirby was completely oblivious to the fact that the moon was about to crush his beach house.

Metal Man · 03-29-2008, 09:26 PM

Little did Kirby know. . . his taunt could destroy entire worlds.

**Kargath** · 03-29-2008, 10:14 PM

Kirby decides to moon the Moon.

X-3 · 03-29-2008, 10:17 PM

The government hoped Kirby's sheer cuteness would divert attention from the fact that the moon was crashing into town.

super_smasher · 03-31-2008, 02:01 PM

Moon: Stupid fluffball trying to take my job...

03-27-2008, 07:55 PM	#27
ADVENTURE BUS I'MA FIRIN MAH ADVENTURE BUS! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Birmingham, AL Gender: Posts: 13,119 Thanks: 937 Thanked 659 Times in 384 Posts Points: 50,269.47 Bank: 491,117.33 Total Points: 541,386.80 Donate	Mario: i can has halbred? __________________ Season 1- Coming to a Youtube near you....whenever

03-29-2008, 10:14 PM	#38
Kargath Vibrates On Command Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: kargath64.deviantart.com Gender: Posts: 4,383 Thanks: 345 Thanked 100 Times in 84 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 8,795.04 Bank: 180,138.67 Total Points: 188,933.71 Donate	Kirby decides to moon the Moon. __________________ Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users? -Clifford Stoll

03-27-2008, 04:34 PM	#22
Metal Man Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Gender: Posts: 6,700 Thanks: 74 Thanked 187 Times in 128 Posts Points: 7,864.06 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 7,864.06 Donate	Mario, forgetting his plane ticket for the last time ever.

03-27-2008, 04:52 PM	#23
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,265 Thanks: 160 Thanked 729 Times in 471 Posts Points: 105,242.68 Bank: 923.79 Total Points: 106,166.48 Donate	The first rule of cartoon physics is about to not take effect.

03-27-2008, 05:13 PM	#24
The Missing Link Professional Lurker Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: New Hyrule, Washington, US Gender: Posts: 15,575 Thanks: 80 Thanked 183 Times in 110 Posts Points: 6,724.45 Bank: 55,328.64 Total Points: 62,053.09 Donate	And the winner of the race is.... the Halberd, by a nose! Er... turret...

03-27-2008, 07:17 PM	#25
Chunky Kong12345 BEEP BEEP I'M A JEEP Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,412 Thanks: 61 Thanked 209 Times in 152 Posts Points: 2,228.12 Bank: 80,535.77 Total Points: 82,763.89 Donate	Free Halberdilly.

03-27-2008, 07:29 PM	#26
Insert unfunny meme here Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,803 Thanks: 276 Thanked 182 Times in 128 Posts Points: 23,401.67 Bank: 39,862.92 Total Points: 63,264.58 Donate	Mario: Hey-a, Meta Knight? Did-a you change-a your hair?

03-28-2008, 12:15 AM	#28
S1x VGF RPG Mod Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Either over there or right here Gender: Posts: 4,750 Thanks: 14 Thanked 174 Times in 55 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 46,181.40 Bank: 26,433.52 Total Points: 72,614.92 Donate	Anyone will do anything for that last piece of pizza.

03-28-2008, 12:53 PM	#29
March of the Covenant I VOTED Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: On a deserted island Gender: Posts: 10,530 Thanks: 748 Thanked 313 Times in 219 Posts Points: 11,998.19 Bank: 96,790.18 Total Points: 108,788.37 Donate	Haha, I didn't seem TML's post. In a frantic chase to save Princess Peach again, Mario chases after the Halberd.

03-28-2008, 01:43 PM	#30
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,005 Thanks: 264 Thanked 273 Times in 202 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 5,356.17 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 5,356.17 Donate	Mario's daily exercise consists of tennis, soccer, golf and battleship racing.

03-29-2008, 10:44 AM	#31
VWF_champion Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: I have no tolerance for idiocy or failure. Gender: Posts: 1,417 Thanks: 0 Thanked 45 Times in 37 Posts Points: 25,426.01 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 25,426.01 Donate	"13 hours, 36 minutes, 18 seconds. I still think I can beat him there."

03-29-2008, 10:52 AM	#32
Deviot Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 935 Thanks: 9 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts Points: 5,136.98 Bank: 7,279.84 Total Points: 12,416.82 Donate	The Final Rush, and it's not a Sonic stage anymore!

03-29-2008, 05:04 PM	#34
LuWEEGEEman Senior Member - but i'm not old... Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Anywhere you want me to be. ;] Gender: Posts: 3,223 Thanks: 55 Thanked 108 Times in 83 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 3,294.29 Bank: 3,532.23 Total Points: 6,826.52 Donate	Kirby: Hey everyone! look! the moon is gonna crush that town! lets watch!

03-29-2008, 05:08 PM	#35
Link CDLVI Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop Gender: Posts: 1,219 Thanks: 13 Thanked 13 Times in 12 Posts Points: 7,791.95 Bank: 0.02 Total Points: 7,791.97 Donate	Historic picture: Kirby's first attempt to fly.

03-29-2008, 07:06 PM	#36
MUSHMAN Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Being ignored by That Guy. Gender: Posts: 3,027 Thanks: 74 Thanked 82 Times in 68 Posts Points: 1,079.01 Bank: 15,367.81 Total Points: 16,446.82 Donate	Kirby was completely oblivious to the fact that the moon was about to crush his beach house.

03-29-2008, 09:26 PM	#37
Metal Man Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Gender: Posts: 6,700 Thanks: 74 Thanked 187 Times in 128 Posts Points: 7,864.06 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 7,864.06 Donate	Little did Kirby know. . . his taunt could destroy entire worlds.

03-29-2008, 10:17 PM	#39
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,005 Thanks: 264 Thanked 273 Times in 202 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 5,356.17 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 5,356.17 Donate	The government hoped Kirby's sheer cuteness would divert attention from the fact that the moon was crashing into town.

03-31-2008, 02:01 PM	#40
super_smasher Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: oregon Posts: 507 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post Points: 10,986.05 Bank: 541.22 Total Points: 11,527.27 Donate	Moon: Stupid fluffball trying to take my job...