The New Smash Bros Caption Contest - Page 3 - VGF

The Joker · 03-31-2008, 03:02 PM

WARNING !! INJESTION OF MORE THAN ONE PEPTO-BISMO TABLET MAY RESUTLT IN UNWANTED PUFFYNESS AND ALL OUT KIRBY LIKE MUTATION !!

PEPTO-EXTRA STRENGTH SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN IF YOU ARE PREGNANT OR SUSPECT YOU ARE PREGNANT.

Inferno Dragon · 03-31-2008, 03:43 PM

in soviet russia, moon land on you. *and yakov smearnov was brutally crushed by the moon as kirby obliviously posed cutely for the camera.*

Chunky Kong12345 · 03-31-2008, 05:47 PM

The Moon, mad that Kirby had eaten one of the other moons, exacted revenge upon the world.

Deviot · 04-01-2008, 12:19 PM

Kirby moons the moon before it can moon us.

**March of the Covenant** · 04-01-2008, 04:22 PM

This moon reminds me quite a bit of Val...

The Missing Link · 04-02-2008, 04:32 PM

Kirby: Hiiiiiiiiii, Mister Moon! ........ I'm doing really well! How about you, Mister Moon? ........ Oh that's wonderful! I'm glad to hear it. What have you done exciting today, Mister Moon? ........ Oooooh, that sounds like fun! I ate a whole cake all at once! But I'm still hungry. Do you have any food over there, Mister Moon? ........ You say you're made out of cheese!? And that I can eat you?! Well, here's digging in!

(His mother always told Kirby not to play with his food; this was his clever workaround.)

I am nobody · 04-04-2008, 04:05 AM

3rd

Quote:

Originally Posted by X-3

The government hoped Kirby's sheer cuteness would divert attention from the fact that the moon was crashing into town.

2nd

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chunky Kong12345

The Moon, mad that Kirby had eaten one of the other moons, exacted revenge upon the world.

1st

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Missing Link

Kirby: Hiiiiiiiiii, Mister Moon! ........ I'm doing really well! How about you, Mister Moon? ........ Oh that's wonderful! I'm glad to hear it. What have you done exciting today, Mister Moon? ........ Oooooh, that sounds like fun! I ate a whole cake all at once! But I'm still hungry. Do you have any food over there, Mister Moon? ........ You say you're made out of cheese!? And that I can eat you?! Well, here's digging in!

(His mother always told Kirby not to play with his food; this was his clever workaround.)

Scores:
The Missing Link: 5 1/2
Marchie: 3
Chunky Kong12345: 3
Metal Man: 2 1/2
Frumious B.: 1/2

**Kargath** · 04-04-2008, 04:15 AM

"STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING! I COMMAND IT!"

**March of the Covenant** · 04-04-2008, 05:06 AM

HEIL MARIO

Demonicus Prime · 04-04-2008, 06:20 AM

No.

/Keanu Reeves

SephirothKirby · 04-04-2008, 06:39 AM

TALK TO THE HAND.

*Mind Crush*

That Guy · 04-04-2008, 06:44 AM

You-a Shall not-a Pass!

VWF_champion · 04-04-2008, 12:24 PM

Kodak moment!!

super_smasher · 04-04-2008, 02:47 PM

Mario:*Imitating a ninja* Wooooooooooaaa!

X-3 · 04-04-2008, 03:13 PM

"Stop! In the name of love!"

***CaptHayfever*** · 04-04-2008, 04:04 PM

"Stop! This is quicksand! ....So could I get some help!?"

speed is OVER 9000 · 04-04-2008, 04:08 PM

Fear the Power of my improved graphics you Xbox fanboy.

CuccoLady · 04-04-2008, 06:35 PM

Mario, a bit angry at Bowser's kidnapping Peach AGAIN, decides to take a slightly easier route to saving her...

USING THE FORCE.

MUSHMAN · 04-04-2008, 07:01 PM

Mario is surprised by the fact that his gloves haven’t gotten dirty, even after years of plumbing/saving princesses.

**S1x** · 04-04-2008, 11:48 PM

Mario with bad distance perception stares menacingly at the intimidating Master Hand

03-31-2008, 03:02 PM	#41
The Joker You see, my father was a drunk and fiend..... Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: The Planet of Eternal Darkness Gender: Posts: 9,956 Thanks: 1,102 Thanked 252 Times in 184 Posts Points: 844.05 Bank: 10,072.61 Total Points: 10,916.67 Donate	WARNING !! INJESTION OF MORE THAN ONE PEPTO-BISMO TABLET MAY RESUTLT IN UNWANTED PUFFYNESS AND ALL OUT KIRBY LIKE MUTATION !! PEPTO-EXTRA STRENGTH SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN IF YOU ARE PREGNANT OR SUSPECT YOU ARE PREGNANT. __________________ Now every post can have headbangy goodness

04-04-2008, 04:15 AM	#48
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03-31-2008, 03:43 PM	#42
Inferno Dragon Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Planet Draco Gender: Posts: 5,927 Thanks: 49 Thanked 31 Times in 24 Posts Points: 32,782.53 Bank: 18,678.10 Total Points: 51,460.63 Donate	in soviet russia, moon land on you. and yakov smearnov was brutally crushed by the moon as kirby obliviously posed cutely for the camera.

03-31-2008, 05:47 PM	#43
Chunky Kong12345 BEEP BEEP I'M A JEEP Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 16,436 Thanks: 61 Thanked 212 Times in 155 Posts Points: 297.05 Bank: 84,672.20 Total Points: 84,969.25 Donate	The Moon, mad that Kirby had eaten one of the other moons, exacted revenge upon the world.

04-01-2008, 12:19 PM	#44
Deviot Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 936 Thanks: 9 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts Points: 5,172.59 Bank: 7,425.44 Total Points: 12,598.03 Donate	Kirby moons the moon before it can moon us.

04-01-2008, 04:22 PM	#45
March of the Covenant I VOTED Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: On a deserted island Gender: Posts: 10,548 Thanks: 754 Thanked 314 Times in 220 Posts Points: 12,581.46 Bank: 100,700.50 Total Points: 113,281.96 Donate	This moon reminds me quite a bit of Val...

04-02-2008, 04:32 PM	#46
The Missing Link Professional Lurker Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: New Hyrule, Washington, US Gender: Posts: 15,575 Thanks: 80 Thanked 183 Times in 110 Posts Points: 6,906.45 Bank: 55,328.64 Total Points: 62,235.09 Donate	Kirby: Hiiiiiiiiii, Mister Moon! ........ I'm doing really well! How about you, Mister Moon? ........ Oh that's wonderful! I'm glad to hear it. What have you done exciting today, Mister Moon? ........ Oooooh, that sounds like fun! I ate a whole cake all at once! But I'm still hungry. Do you have any food over there, Mister Moon? ........ You say you're made out of cheese!? And that I can eat you?! Well, here's digging in! (His mother always told Kirby not to play with his food; this was his clever workaround.)

04-04-2008, 05:06 AM	#49
March of the Covenant I VOTED Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: On a deserted island Gender: Posts: 10,548 Thanks: 754 Thanked 314 Times in 220 Posts Points: 12,581.46 Bank: 100,700.50 Total Points: 113,281.96 Donate	HEIL MARIO

04-04-2008, 06:20 AM	#50
Demonicus Prime Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I Pity The Fool Who Confuses Me With Someone Other Than YoshiFreak. Gender: Posts: 2,899 Thanks: 555 Thanked 93 Times in 67 Posts Points: 11,262.71 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 11,262.71 Donate	No. /Keanu Reeves

04-04-2008, 06:39 AM	#51
SephirothKirby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: **** YEAH SEAKING! Gender: Posts: 3,771 Thanks: 190 Thanked 255 Times in 155 Posts Points: 638.05 Bank: 91,311.33 Total Points: 91,949.38 Donate	TALK TO THE HAND. Mind Crush

04-04-2008, 06:44 AM	#52
That Guy Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 5,232 Thanks: 279 Thanked 144 Times in 108 Posts Points: 15,682.72 Bank: 27,447.41 Total Points: 43,130.13 Donate	You-a Shall not-a Pass!

04-04-2008, 12:24 PM	#53
VWF_champion Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: I have no tolerance for idiocy or failure. Gender: Posts: 1,427 Thanks: 0 Thanked 46 Times in 38 Posts Points: 25,731.41 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 25,731.41 Donate	Kodak moment!!

04-04-2008, 02:47 PM	#54
super_smasher Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: oregon Posts: 507 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post Points: 11,031.05 Bank: 541.22 Total Points: 11,572.27 Donate	Mario:Imitating a ninja Wooooooooooaaa!

04-04-2008, 03:13 PM	#55
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,068 Thanks: 265 Thanked 281 Times in 210 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 6,734.10 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 6,734.10 Donate	"Stop! In the name of love!"

04-04-2008, 04:04 PM	#56
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,297 Thanks: 161 Thanked 741 Times in 479 Posts Points: 105,898.07 Bank: 942.27 Total Points: 106,840.35 Donate	"Stop! This is quicksand! ....So could I get some help!?"

04-04-2008, 04:08 PM	#57
speed is OVER 9000 Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Fighten For My Friends Gender: Posts: 1,313 Thanks: 355 Thanked 38 Times in 37 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 14,127.24 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 14,127.24 Donate	Fear the Power of my improved graphics you Xbox fanboy.

04-04-2008, 06:35 PM	#58
CuccoLady Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: insert something awkward here Gender: Posts: 4,047 Thanks: 954 Thanked 231 Times in 187 Posts Points: 14,622.94 Bank: 8.30 Total Points: 14,631.24 Donate	Mario, a bit angry at Bowser's kidnapping Peach AGAIN, decides to take a slightly easier route to saving her... USING THE FORCE.

04-04-2008, 07:01 PM	#59
MUSHMAN Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Trekkin' Gender: Posts: 3,128 Thanks: 75 Thanked 86 Times in 72 Posts Points: 359.36 Bank: 15,471.16 Total Points: 15,830.52 Donate	Mario is surprised by the fact that his gloves haven’t gotten dirty, even after years of plumbing/saving princesses.

04-04-2008, 11:48 PM	#60
S1x VGF RPG Mod Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Either over there or right here Gender: Posts: 4,765 Thanks: 14 Thanked 175 Times in 56 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 46,983.69 Bank: 26,962.19 Total Points: 73,945.88 Donate	Mario with bad distance perception stares menacingly at the intimidating Master Hand