The New Smash Bros Caption Contest - Page 4

Metal Man · 04-06-2008, 02:04 AM

Behold: Mario's eyes are gigantic jelly beans!

Chunky Kong12345 · 04-06-2008, 10:50 AM

When the Mario hits your eye like a big pizza-pie, that's amoreeee

Deviot · 04-07-2008, 10:12 PM

And you thought paintings couldn't get more wierd...

☎☃☢ · 04-10-2008, 05:18 PM

Mario: Can some one help me find my lower half?

I am nobody · 04-12-2008, 07:36 PM

I had all of this typed up accept for the image and had to leave before posting it. I keep forgetting I haven't actually posted yet.

3rd

Quote:

Originally Posted by CL of the Hippie Pirates

Mario, a bit angry at Bowser's kidnapping Peach AGAIN, decides to take a slightly easier route to saving her...

USING THE FORCE.

2nd

Quote:

Originally Posted by S1x

Mario with bad distance perception stares menacingly at the intimidating Master Hand

But wouldn't that be an interesting fight?
1st

Quote:

Originally Posted by X-3

"Stop! In the name of love!"

Scores:
The Missing Link: 5 1/2
Marchie: 3
Chunky Kong12345: 3
X-3: 2 1/2
Metal Man: 2 1/2
S1x: 1 1/2
CL of the Hippie Pirates: 1/2
Frumious: B.: 1/2

X-3 · 04-12-2008, 07:45 PM

Next time, on Super Smash Bros. Z! Samus finds the 4th Smashball, only to be assaulted by King Bulbin! Can Kirby save Samus from Bulbin's wrath!? Find out next time, on Super Smash Bros. Z!

Dodododo, dodododo...dododo.

Demonic Lemonade · 04-12-2008, 07:57 PM

Kirby: I'll protect you, Samus!

*WHAM*

Kirby: AAH! SAVE ME SAMUS!

**March of the Covenant** · 04-12-2008, 08:05 PM

"He's rather large, isn't he Kirby? Kirby?! KIRBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

***CaptHayfever*** · 04-13-2008, 12:14 PM

Halitosis: the curse that keeps on giving.

ahuambachano · 04-13-2008, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mama Luigi ate the bagel

Kirby: Hey everyone! look! the moon is gonna crush that town! lets watch!

CORNFLAKES!

Inferno Dragon · 04-14-2008, 03:09 PM

Kirbi: waaaaaa!!!

king bublin: heh heh, youuu suuuuure got a puuuurdy mouth saaayyyymmmuuusss.

Samus: oh great, where's metaknight when you need him?!

Rolls-Royce Man · 04-14-2008, 03:50 PM

Kirby and Samus decide to rethink thier strategy.

Tales of CuccoLady · 04-14-2008, 09:55 PM

Kirby, who had been assigned as Samus's bodyguard since her STUPID player decided to hold that BLASTED R button before the battle, was henceforth sent hurtling into the air by the intimidating King Bulbin.

There is only one reason that Samus is alive to tell this tale, and that can be found on the expression of Bulbin's bull's face....

"WHOOO!! YOUR FEET STINK, SAMUS!"

super_smasher · 04-15-2008, 02:30 PM

Samus: I hate mating season...

Microphone_Kirby · 04-15-2008, 02:39 PM

A joust gone completely wrong...

Deviot · 04-15-2008, 04:33 PM

Zero Suit Samus: Kirby, give him the Rock!

Kirby: *turns into a rock and lands on ZSS*

ZSS: Wrong person...

King Bulbin: ...*sweatdrop*

Blake · 04-15-2008, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by i_am_nobody

ARE YOU SERIOUS?! I MUST ACQUIRE THIS GAME and system SOMETIME!!

**Crazyswordsman** · 04-15-2008, 08:24 PM

Here you are, Samusee-wussee, here's a new toy for your first birthday! -CSM

I am nobody · 04-17-2008, 05:50 AM

3rd

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marchie

"He's rather large, isn't he Kirby? Kirby?! KIRBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

2nd

Quote:

Originally Posted by Microphone_Kirby

A joust gone completely wrong...

1st

Quote:

Originally Posted by CL of the Hippie Pirates

Kirby, who had been assigned as Samus's bodyguard since her STUPID player decided to hold that BLASTED R button before the battle, was henceforth sent hurtling into the air by the intimidating King Bulbin.

There is only one reason that Samus is alive to tell this tale, and that can be found on the expression of Bulbin's bull's face....

"WHOOO!! YOUR FEET STINK, SAMUS!"

Scores:
The Missing Link: 5 1/2
Marchie: 3 1/2
CL of the Hippie Pirates: 3
Chunky Kong12345: 3
X-3: 2 1/2
Metal Man: 2 1/2
Microphone_Kirby: 1 1/2
S1x: 1 1/2
Frumious B.: 1/2

X-3 · 04-17-2008, 06:20 AM

Always make sure you get your applications right before you start fighting. Or else you'll be like poor, old "WORM" here.

04-06-2008, 02:04 AM	#61
Metal Man Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Gender: Posts: 6,930 Thanks: 77 Thanked 226 Times in 157 Posts Points: 14,949.45 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 14,949.45 Donate	Behold: Mario's eyes are gigantic jelly beans!

04-06-2008, 10:50 AM	#62
Chunky Kong12345 WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!? Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: ogmftwbqq Gender: Posts: 17,146 Thanks: 64 Thanked 339 Times in 242 Posts Points: 4,746.68 Bank: 185,271.29 Total Points: 190,017.97 Donate	When the Mario hits your eye like a big pizza-pie, that's amoreeee

04-07-2008, 10:12 PM	#63
Deviot Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 949 Thanks: 10 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts Points: 5,697.34 Bank: 11,254.49 Total Points: 16,951.83 Donate	And you thought paintings couldn't get more wierd...

04-10-2008, 05:18 PM	#64
☎☃☢ Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,858 Thanks: 290 Thanked 207 Times in 137 Posts Points: 22,565.66 Bank: 44,708.17 Total Points: 67,273.83 Donate	Mario: Can some one help me find my lower half?

04-12-2008, 07:45 PM	#66
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,649 Thanks: 342 Thanked 394 Times in 286 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 23,694.14 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 23,694.14 Donate	Next time, on Super Smash Bros. Z! Samus finds the 4th Smashball, only to be assaulted by King Bulbin! Can Kirby save Samus from Bulbin's wrath!? Find out next time, on Super Smash Bros. Z! Dodododo, dodododo...dododo.

04-12-2008, 07:57 PM	#67
Demonic Lemonade You cannot resist the lemonade Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Kingston, Massachusetts Gender: Posts: 5,408 Thanks: 176 Thanked 278 Times in 221 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 219.61 Bank: 1,650.97 Total Points: 1,870.58 Donate	Kirby: I'll protect you, Samus! WHAM Kirby: AAH! SAVE ME SAMUS!

04-12-2008, 08:05 PM	#68
March of the Covenant Mr. 4.0 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: On a deserted island Gender: Posts: 11,193 Thanks: 876 Thanked 380 Times in 259 Posts Points: 26,541.88 Bank: 209,555.56 Total Points: 236,097.44 Donate	"He's rather large, isn't he Kirby? Kirby?! KIRBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

04-13-2008, 12:14 PM	#69
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,799 Thanks: 240 Thanked 943 Times in 574 Posts Points: 117,957.27 Bank: 1,884.44 Total Points: 119,841.71 Donate	Halitosis: the curse that keeps on giving.

04-14-2008, 03:09 PM	#71
Inferno Dragon Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Planet Draco Gender: Posts: 5,961 Thanks: 52 Thanked 33 Times in 26 Posts Points: 36,905.58 Bank: 28,875.96 Total Points: 65,781.54 Donate	Kirbi: waaaaaa!!! king bublin: heh heh, youuu suuuuure got a puuuurdy mouth saaayyyymmmuuusss. Samus: oh great, where's metaknight when you need him?!

04-14-2008, 03:50 PM	#72
Rolls-Royce Man Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: BE PREPARED FOR YOUR MISSION. Gender: Posts: 8,681 Thanks: 226 Thanked 478 Times in 362 Posts Blog Entries: 7 Points: 14,673.90 Bank: 52,269.67 Total Points: 66,943.57 Donate	Kirby and Samus decide to rethink thier strategy.

04-14-2008, 09:55 PM	#73
Tales of CuccoLady Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: BADABBADCABABADKFAFEAWVEAOFA IMMA SCAT MAN Gender: Posts: 4,564 Thanks: 1,218 Thanked 404 Times in 339 Posts Points: 7,502.80 Bank: 1,130.57 Total Points: 8,633.37 Donate	Kirby, who had been assigned as Samus's bodyguard since her STUPID player decided to hold that BLASTED R button before the battle, was henceforth sent hurtling into the air by the intimidating King Bulbin. There is only one reason that Samus is alive to tell this tale, and that can be found on the expression of Bulbin's bull's face.... "WHOOO!! YOUR FEET STINK, SAMUS!"

04-15-2008, 02:30 PM	#74
super_smasher Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: oregon Posts: 507 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post Points: 11,855.05 Bank: 541.22 Total Points: 12,396.27 Donate	Samus: I hate mating season...

04-15-2008, 02:39 PM	#75
Microphone_Kirby Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Gender: Posts: 5,424 Thanks: 306 Thanked 167 Times in 139 Posts Blog Entries: 2 Points: 1,642.66 Bank: 43,336.57 Total Points: 44,979.23 Donate	A joust gone completely wrong...

04-15-2008, 04:33 PM	#76
Deviot Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 949 Thanks: 10 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts Points: 5,697.34 Bank: 11,254.49 Total Points: 16,951.83 Donate	Zero Suit Samus: Kirby, give him the Rock! Kirby: turns into a rock and lands on ZSS ZSS: Wrong person... King Bulbin: ...sweatdrop

04-15-2008, 08:24 PM	#78
Crazyswordsman RPG Mod Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 8,359 Thanks: 585 Thanked 435 Times in 286 Posts Points: 152,462.97 Bank: 54,455.27 Total Points: 206,918.24 Donate	Here you are, Samusee-wussee, here's a new toy for your first birthday! -CSM

04-17-2008, 06:20 AM	#80
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,649 Thanks: 342 Thanked 394 Times in 286 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 23,694.14 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 23,694.14 Donate	Always make sure you get your applications right before you start fighting. Or else you'll be like poor, old "WORM" here.