The New Smash Bros Caption Contest

I am nobody · 03-20-2008, 06:55 AM

Brawl is out now, and the last one is dead, so I'm starting a new one.

Scoring:

<6 Captions: 1st only, winner scores one point.
7 Captions: 1st and 2nd. 1st: 2pt. 2nd: 1pt.
>7 Captions: 1st, 2nd, and 3rd. 1st: 2 1/2 pt, 2nd: 1 1/2 pt, 3rd: 1/2 pt.

First Pic:

Stays up until Tuesday.

Wootmaster · 03-20-2008, 08:38 AM

What lovely feet you have.

What lovely feet you have.

The Missing Link · 03-20-2008, 01:24 PM

Pit: Act like a statue... he won't see you... Statue... stay still... still... stillllll

Quote:

Originally Posted by i_am_nobody

Scoring:

>6 Captions: 1st only, winner scores one point.
>7 Captions: 1st and 2nd. 1st: 2pt. 2nd: 1pt.
<7 Captions: 1st, 2nd, and 3rd. 1st: 2 1/2 pt, 2nd: 1 1/2 pt, 3rd: 1/2 pt.

Colour me ridiculously confused by that scoring algorithm, but I don't think it means what you think it means.

Mush Face · 03-20-2008, 02:28 PM

Kirby: Ooh, I feel nauseous.

Pit: Not on the sandals

I am nobody · 03-20-2008, 03:13 PM

TML: And... I prove once again I can't post rules in the morning. Fixing that now.

Inferno Dragon · 03-20-2008, 03:41 PM

little did pit know that the cute pink blob known as kirby would devour him whole like so many others, learning a very valuable lesson: always stay at least 50 feet away from kirby unless you intend to ko him quickly.

☎☃☢ · 03-20-2008, 05:18 PM

Kirby: Hey, are those Uggs?

**March of the Covenant** · 03-20-2008, 05:43 PM

And Pit looks on Kirby with Compassion, as he falls for what Masahiro thought was a funny joke, tripping.

***CaptHayfever*** · 03-20-2008, 07:37 PM

There's an exalted angel joke in here somewhere, I'm sure of it.

Deviot · 03-20-2008, 07:43 PM

Pit shows Kirby how to really wield a sword.

I am nobody · 03-24-2008, 02:07 PM

3rd

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frumious B.

Kirby: Hey, are those Uggs?

2nd

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Missing Link

Pit: Act like a statue... he won't see you... Statue... stay still... still... stillllll

1st

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marchie

And Pit looks on Kirby with Compassion, as he falls for what Masahiro thought was a funny joke, tripping.

Scores:
Marchie: 2 1/2
The Missing Link: 1 1/2
Frumious B.: 1/2

No, it's not Tuesday, but there really isn't a reason to just leave it when there haven't been posts in 4 days.

X-3 · 03-24-2008, 02:12 PM

"This is the worst Hotel eveeeeeeer!"

**March of the Covenant** · 03-24-2008, 02:20 PM

In Soviet Russia, Buildings build you!

***CaptHayfever*** · 03-24-2008, 04:54 PM

Tragedy struck today as Link, the great hero of Hyrule, was impaled on a skyscraper. Two surviving victims of the skyscraper attack claim to have seen a man with green bushy hair and a conductor's baton at the scene of the crime, but these accounts are being dismissed as just plain silly.

Inferno Dragon · 03-24-2008, 08:06 PM

Dr. right: oh no, giant monsters are decending on your city mayor, quick, do something!

Link: what did he say?

Pit: I think he said...

Pit & Link: WAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa!

Tales of CuccoLady · 03-24-2008, 08:10 PM

Link: I... I have seen the light... it pulls me towards it!! AAUGHHH IM TOO YOUNG TO DIIEEEEE

Pikachu: PIKAPIKAPIIIIIII~

Pit: Well, I already have wings, so I may as well go the whole hog...

The Missing Link · 03-25-2008, 04:12 AM

Rule Number One when it comes to establishing a new business: Location, location, location.

LinkManDX · 03-25-2008, 08:24 PM

Little did Mr. Wright know that all those apartment buildings would dramatically drop in price 2 years later, and he would have to scrap the project due to the inability to sell most of them.

Wootmaster · 03-25-2008, 08:34 PM

They tore down heaven to build a city!

Deviot · 03-26-2008, 09:04 AM

And the buildings go "Boing!, Boing!"

03-20-2008, 06:55 AM	#1
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Here's a hint: There are people here. Gender: Posts: 3,409 Thanks: 128 Thanked 163 Times in 109 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 1,209.95 Bank: 15,011.94 Total Points: 16,221.89 Donate	The New Smash Bros Caption Contest Brawl is out now, and the last one is dead, so I'm starting a new one. Scoring: <6 Captions: 1st only, winner scores one point. 7 Captions: 1st and 2nd. 1st: 2pt. 2nd: 1pt. >7 Captions: 1st, 2nd, and 3rd. 1st: 2 1/2 pt, 2nd: 1 1/2 pt, 3rd: 1/2 pt. First Pic: Stays up until Tuesday. Last edited by i_am_nobody; 03-20-2008 at 03:14 PM.

03-20-2008, 08:38 AM	#2
Wootmaster Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 6,543 Thanks: 351 Thanked 463 Times in 359 Posts Points: 5,167.57 Bank: 79,374.50 Total Points: 84,542.08 Donate	What lovely feet you have. What lovely feet you have. Last edited by That Guy; 03-20-2008 at 08:38 AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

03-20-2008, 02:28 PM	#4
Mush Face Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Turning death into a fighting chance to live. Gender: Posts: 4,876 Thanks: 199 Thanked 277 Times in 218 Posts Points: 453.12 Bank: 1,871.60 Total Points: 2,324.72 Donate	Kirby: Ooh, I feel nauseous. Pit: Not on the sandals

03-20-2008, 03:13 PM	#5
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Here's a hint: There are people here. Gender: Posts: 3,409 Thanks: 128 Thanked 163 Times in 109 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 1,209.95 Bank: 15,011.94 Total Points: 16,221.89 Donate	TML: And... I prove once again I can't post rules in the morning. Fixing that now.

03-20-2008, 03:41 PM	#6
Inferno Dragon Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Planet Draco Gender: Posts: 5,961 Thanks: 52 Thanked 33 Times in 26 Posts Points: 36,925.58 Bank: 28,875.96 Total Points: 65,801.54 Donate	little did pit know that the cute pink blob known as kirby would devour him whole like so many others, learning a very valuable lesson: always stay at least 50 feet away from kirby unless you intend to ko him quickly.

03-20-2008, 05:18 PM	#7
☎☃☢ Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,858 Thanks: 290 Thanked 207 Times in 137 Posts Points: 22,615.66 Bank: 44,708.17 Total Points: 67,323.83 Donate	Kirby: Hey, are those Uggs?

03-20-2008, 05:43 PM	#8
March of the Covenant Mr. 4.0 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: On a deserted island Gender: Posts: 11,195 Thanks: 876 Thanked 381 Times in 260 Posts Points: 26,717.06 Bank: 209,555.56 Total Points: 236,272.62 Donate	And Pit looks on Kirby with Compassion, as he falls for what Masahiro thought was a funny joke, tripping.

03-20-2008, 07:37 PM	#9
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,803 Thanks: 265 Thanked 943 Times in 574 Posts Points: 118,153.68 Bank: 1,884.44 Total Points: 120,038.11 Donate	There's an exalted angel joke in here somewhere, I'm sure of it.

03-20-2008, 07:43 PM	#10
Deviot Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 949 Thanks: 10 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts Points: 5,707.34 Bank: 11,254.49 Total Points: 16,961.83 Donate	Pit shows Kirby how to really wield a sword.

03-24-2008, 02:12 PM	#12
X-3 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Brigade HQ Gender: Posts: 9,655 Thanks: 342 Thanked 395 Times in 287 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 23,817.49 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 23,817.49 Donate	"This is the worst Hotel eveeeeeeer!"

03-24-2008, 02:20 PM	#13
March of the Covenant Mr. 4.0 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: On a deserted island Gender: Posts: 11,195 Thanks: 876 Thanked 381 Times in 260 Posts Points: 26,717.06 Bank: 209,555.56 Total Points: 236,272.62 Donate	In Soviet Russia, Buildings build you!

03-24-2008, 04:54 PM	#14
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,803 Thanks: 265 Thanked 943 Times in 574 Posts Points: 118,153.68 Bank: 1,884.44 Total Points: 120,038.11 Donate	Tragedy struck today as Link, the great hero of Hyrule, was impaled on a skyscraper. Two surviving victims of the skyscraper attack claim to have seen a man with green bushy hair and a conductor's baton at the scene of the crime, but these accounts are being dismissed as just plain silly.

03-24-2008, 08:06 PM	#15
Inferno Dragon Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Planet Draco Gender: Posts: 5,961 Thanks: 52 Thanked 33 Times in 26 Posts Points: 36,925.58 Bank: 28,875.96 Total Points: 65,801.54 Donate	Dr. right: oh no, giant monsters are decending on your city mayor, quick, do something! Link: what did he say? Pit: I think he said... Pit & Link: WAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa!

03-24-2008, 08:10 PM	#16
Tales of CuccoLady Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: BADABBADCABABADKFAFEAWVEAOFA IMMA SCAT MAN Gender: Posts: 4,567 Thanks: 1,219 Thanked 404 Times in 339 Posts Points: 7,603.69 Bank: 1,130.57 Total Points: 8,734.26 Donate	Link: I... I have seen the light... it pulls me towards it!! AAUGHHH IM TOO YOUNG TO DIIEEEEE Pikachu: PIKAPIKAPIIIIIII~ Pit: Well, I already have wings, so I may as well go the whole hog...

03-25-2008, 04:12 AM	#17
The Missing Link Professional Lurker Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: New Hyrule, Washington, US Gender: Posts: 15,753 Thanks: 97 Thanked 317 Times in 215 Posts Points: 16,074.15 Bank: 112,864.19 Total Points: 128,938.34 Donate	Rule Number One when it comes to establishing a new business: Location, location, location.

03-25-2008, 08:24 PM	#18
LinkManDX Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Some call it slums, some call it nice! Gender: Posts: 3,388 Thanks: 260 Thanked 220 Times in 132 Posts Points: 19,265.13 Bank: 8,349.49 Total Points: 27,614.62 Donate	Little did Mr. Wright know that all those apartment buildings would dramatically drop in price 2 years later, and he would have to scrap the project due to the inability to sell most of them.

03-25-2008, 08:34 PM	#19
Wootmaster Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 6,543 Thanks: 351 Thanked 463 Times in 359 Posts Points: 5,167.57 Bank: 79,374.50 Total Points: 84,542.08 Donate	They tore down heaven to build a city!

03-26-2008, 09:04 AM	#20
Deviot Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 949 Thanks: 10 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts Points: 5,707.34 Bank: 11,254.49 Total Points: 16,961.83 Donate	And the buildings go "Boing!, Boing!"