Give me the moves of some of the most moronic characters you can think of in SSB3! - VGF

Blazing Sun · 10-15-2005, 10:09 AM

Blazing Sun's human friend here.
Anyway...
Star Rod
B=Star Swing(12%)
Up+B=Star Attack(17%)
Down+B=Star Spin(9%)
Over+B=Rod of Stars(11%)
Jack Thompson
B=Lawsuit(0%)
Up+B=ESA president is Hitler!(0%)
Over+B=Scandel(5%)
Down+B=GTA sucks because of violence!(1%)
Barney
Up+B=I love you...(1%)
B=Mind Melt(9%)
Over+B=Barney TV show(19%)
Down+B=Do you want to play?(0%)
Super Ultra Supreme Mega Giga Bowser
Up+B=Intimidate(1% to all enemies)
B=Roar(4%)
Over+B=Run an' Roar(9%)
Down+B=Sleep(0%)
MewThree
B=Psycho Dream(185%)
Over+B=Plumbing Attack(78%)
Down+B=Disable+(100%)
Up+B=Explosionport(259%)
Jar Jar Binks
B=Annoy(40% to all enemies)
Over+B=Act Clumsy(581%)
Down+B=Knock self out(9% to Jar Jar,100% to all else)
Up+B=Death Jump(999% to random enemy)

(note:These are joke entries. If you think they're real, than admit yourself to a mental institute.)

Post your moronic characters and their moves today!

[ October 18, 2005, 04:24 PM: Message edited by: Blazing Sun ]

CoVanEnT GrUnT 229 · 10-18-2005, 05:41 PM

Here's mine:
Boobah
B=Scream(11%)
Down+B=Duck(Next attack on Boobah does 3% less damage)
Up+B=Sing an' Jump(1%)
Over+B=Sleep(Boobah just sleeps)

zepatient · 10-28-2005, 03:30 PM

Spongebob Squarepants
B=slap (sissy slaps, 5%)
Down+B=Ripped pants (rips his pants, turns around, and blows a gigantic fart out of his butt, 700%)
Up+B=Make Krabby Patties (heals 20% to spongebob but if hes at 0% makes him invulnerable for 10 seconds)
Right or Left+B= Spatulas of Doom (throws a million spatulas, 50%)

Marathon · 11-12-2005, 01:03 PM

Tingle Statistics:
Up+B:Float up (17%)
B:Steal health(% depending how much you keep down the B;unlimited)
Left or Right+B:Super-de-stupidy-Laser Gun(435% fully charged;0 just pressing one time B)
Down+B

oop and peep(999%)

Bandit · 11-22-2005, 02:09 PM

R.O.B (Robotic Operating Buddy)

He'd make the perfect teammate for Mr. G&W.
And it' quite possible he'd make it in. After all,
he made it in...
SPOILERS Mario Kart DS END SPOILERS

B: Block Stack (0%)
Up B: Stack Blocks (0%)
Right B: Stacking Blocks (0%)
Down B: Stack of Blocks (0%)

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Mister Roger's Decaying Corpse

This would be awesome. You'd get to play as the skinless, rotting corpse of Mister Fred Rogers.
He'd of course be decked out in a sweater and have maggots crawling out of his open sockets.

B: Ask to be neighbor (INSTANT KO)
Right B: Ride on the magic trolley (0%)
Down B: Feed the Goldfish (Completley heals Rogers)
Up B: Return (Returns Rogers to land instantly.)

Chronos · 11-23-2005, 12:42 AM

Makar (from Wind Waker)
B: Play Violin (bores opponents to sleep)
>+B: Throw Seed (hits opponwnt, 15% damage; hits ground, grows temporary tree)
^+B: Fly (Recovery move)
\/+B: Cry (All opponents are forced to give Makar 10% health, causing damage to themselves)

Smithy GCN · 12-05-2005, 03:47 PM

Blockhead

>+B = Eat tongs (+30% to himself)
^+B = Consult conscience (+50% to himself)
V+B = Throw radish (+1% damage)
smash>+B = Ghostmas (+10% damage)
smash^+B = Conscience's suicide (+999% to himself)

You can't get more moronic than a character who pretty much only does damage to himself...

Vapor · 12-17-2005, 07:49 PM

Mr.Billington
B:Bow Tie Shuriken(11% to opponent)
^B: Drink Tea(Heals self 34%)
<>B:Catch the train(40.9% to opponent)
VB:Tuxenlarge(Grows Really big for 20 seconds and attacks do double the damage/healing while big.)

Groucho Marx
B:Witty attack(30% to Opponent)
^B:Laughter blaster(Stuns opponent for 5 seconds)
<>B:Cigar Smoke Ultimatum(48% to opponent)
VB:Three Brother Assault(Summons Harpo and Chico
Marx to do 500% to opponent.)

[ December 20, 2005, 05:25 AM: Message edited by: Lorenzo's friend ]

Bandit · 02-17-2006, 07:20 PM

THE. ICE. KEY.

MOVES

B: Spin
Up B: Spin
Down B: Spin
Right B: Spin
All A Moves: Spin
Taunt: Spin

The Ice Key would be the best player in the game. The spin would do absoloutly no damage, and you cant hurt the Ice Key, because it's always behind a solid sheet of ice. So, fights against or as the Ice Key are impossible.

Curly Brace · 02-17-2006, 09:30 PM

Jay Resop:

MOVES

B: Update (Never works)
Up B: Dork attack
Down B: Disco
Right B: Pelvic Thrust
All A Moves: Making Comix
Taunt: Slower Updates.

***CaptHayfever*** · 02-18-2006, 12:56 AM

^^Push it off the edge. Or melt it with the multitude of fire attacks in the game. Or throw a Barrel Cannon at it. Or play on one of the moving/scrolling stages.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Bandit · 02-18-2006, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptHayfever

^^Push it off the edge. Or melt it with the multitude of fire attacks in the game. Or throw a Barrel Cannon at it. Or play on one of the moving/scrolling stages.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Man, there goes my self-esteem. I hope your happy!

(Runs away crying)

Vapor · 02-20-2006, 11:31 AM

Shane Sacobie
B: Update(80% to opponent, heals self 30%)
B<>: Move VGF to Vbulletin(200% to opponent and confuses them with glitches.)
B^: Alter the fabric of Space-Time(800% to Everyone)
BV:BAN.(Infinity damage to opponent and prevents them from playing SSBM ever again.)

Insert unfunny meme here · 04-09-2006, 09:00 PM

Fred the Spanyard

B: Death Ball (34% damage)

B+>: Ray of Death (34% damage)

B+^: Flight (1% damage)

B+V: Deathly Deathray of Deadly Deadness (103% damage)

Zeldaperson · 04-11-2006, 03:41 PM

Tom Nook:
B: Slingshot. Shoots 3 acrons if charged.
B>: Net. Imoblizes opponent for 5 seconds.
B up: Fishing Rod. Casts it like a grappling hook.
B Down: Tail slap. Beats his tail on the ground.
Grap/Throw: Reels opponents in with the fishing rod and throws them.
A: Axe.
Smash A: Golden Axe
A down: shovel. Digs a hole and opponent falls in
Smash A down: golden shovel. Digs a hole, puts in pitfall. Acts like motion sensor bomb, except opponent is imobilized for a few seconds when he/she comes in contact with said hole.

Tom Nook would actually be a cool character to be. His different outfits could be the different outfits he where in the different upgrades of his store.

11-12-2005, 01:03 PM	#4
Marathon Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Honduras,Cortes,SanPedroSula,SanPedroSula Posts: 27 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,463.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,963.00 Donate	Tingle Statistics: Up+B:Float up (17%) B:Steal health(% depending how much you keep down the B;unlimited) Left or Right+B:Super-de-stupidy-Laser Gun(435% fully charged;0 just pressing one time B) Down+Boop and peep(999%)

12-17-2005, 07:49 PM	#8
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Far beyond the twisted reach, of craaazy sorroow. Gender: Posts: 2,893 Thanks: 76 Thanked 56 Times in 49 Posts Points: 4,507.10 Bank: 25,371.85 Total Points: 29,878.95 Donate	Mr.Billington B:Bow Tie Shuriken(11% to opponent) ^B: Drink Tea(Heals self 34%) <>B:Catch the train(40.9% to opponent) VB:Tuxenlarge(Grows Really big for 20 seconds and attacks do double the damage/healing while big.) Groucho Marx B:Witty attack(30% to Opponent) ^B:Laughter blaster(Stuns opponent for 5 seconds) <>B:Cigar Smoke Ultimatum(48% to opponent) VB:Three Brother Assault(Summons Harpo and Chico Marx to do 500% to opponent.) [ December 20, 2005, 05:25 AM: Message edited by: Lorenzo's friend ] Last edited by Vapor; 02-20-2006 at 11:25 AM.

02-17-2006, 09:30 PM	#10
Curly Brace THE ALL AROUND YUMMIEST. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Maryland Gender: Posts: 5,772 Thanks: 127 Thanked 116 Times in 82 Posts Points: 15,790.93 Bank: 37,251.94 Total Points: 53,042.88 Donate	Jay Resop: MOVES B: Update (Never works) Up B: Dork attack Down B: Disco Right B: Pelvic Thrust All A Moves: Making Comix Taunt: Slower Updates. __________________ WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!

10-15-2005, 10:09 AM	#1
Blazing Sun Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Vulcan, Qo\'noS, and Earth Posts: 129 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,600.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 4,100.00 Donate	Blazing Sun's human friend here. Anyway... Star Rod B=Star Swing(12%) Up+B=Star Attack(17%) Down+B=Star Spin(9%) Over+B=Rod of Stars(11%) Jack Thompson B=Lawsuit(0%) Up+B=ESA president is Hitler!(0%) Over+B=Scandel(5%) Down+B=GTA sucks because of violence!(1%) Barney Up+B=I love you...(1%) B=Mind Melt(9%) Over+B=Barney TV show(19%) Down+B=Do you want to play?(0%) Super Ultra Supreme Mega Giga Bowser Up+B=Intimidate(1% to all enemies) B=Roar(4%) Over+B=Run an' Roar(9%) Down+B=Sleep(0%) MewThree B=Psycho Dream(185%) Over+B=Plumbing Attack(78%) Down+B=Disable+(100%) Up+B=Explosionport(259%) Jar Jar Binks B=Annoy(40% to all enemies) Over+B=Act Clumsy(581%) Down+B=Knock self out(9% to Jar Jar,100% to all else) Up+B=Death Jump(999% to random enemy) (note:These are joke entries. If you think they're real, than admit yourself to a mental institute.) Post your moronic characters and their moves today! [ October 18, 2005, 04:24 PM: Message edited by: Blazing Sun ]

10-18-2005, 05:41 PM	#2
CoVanEnT GrUnT 229 Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Jupiter Posts: 34 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 840.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,340.00 Donate	Here's mine: Boobah B=Scream(11%) Down+B=Duck(Next attack on Boobah does 3% less damage) Up+B=Sing an' Jump(1%) Over+B=Sleep(Boobah just sleeps)

10-28-2005, 03:30 PM	#3
zepatient Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: 3 days from next Wednesday Gender: Posts: 358 Thanks: 6 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 3,812.95 Bank: 2,006.47 Total Points: 5,819.42 Donate	Spongebob Squarepants B=slap (sissy slaps, 5%) Down+B=Ripped pants (rips his pants, turns around, and blows a gigantic fart out of his butt, 700%) Up+B=Make Krabby Patties (heals 20% to spongebob but if hes at 0% makes him invulnerable for 10 seconds) Right or Left+B= Spatulas of Doom (throws a million spatulas, 50%)

11-22-2005, 02:09 PM	#5
Bandit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Your Pants Gender: Posts: 3,685 Thanks: 184 Thanked 165 Times in 91 Posts Points: 25,034.14 Bank: 1.38 Total Points: 25,035.52 Donate	R.O.B (Robotic Operating Buddy) He'd make the perfect teammate for Mr. G&W. And it' quite possible he'd make it in. After all, he made it in... SPOILERS Mario Kart DS END SPOILERS B: Block Stack (0%) Up B: Stack Blocks (0%) Right B: Stacking Blocks (0%) Down B: Stack of Blocks (0%) --------------------------------------------------- Mister Roger's Decaying Corpse This would be awesome. You'd get to play as the skinless, rotting corpse of Mister Fred Rogers. He'd of course be decked out in a sweater and have maggots crawling out of his open sockets. B: Ask to be neighbor (INSTANT KO) Right B: Ride on the magic trolley (0%) Down B: Feed the Goldfish (Completley heals Rogers) Up B: Return (Returns Rogers to land instantly.)

11-23-2005, 12:42 AM	#6
Chronos Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 285 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,548.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 4,048.00 Donate	Makar (from Wind Waker) B: Play Violin (bores opponents to sleep) >+B: Throw Seed (hits opponwnt, 15% damage; hits ground, grows temporary tree) ^+B: Fly (Recovery move) \/+B: Cry (All opponents are forced to give Makar 10% health, causing damage to themselves)

12-05-2005, 03:47 PM	#7
Smithy GCN Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Ymir Forest Posts: 302 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 4,779.93 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 5,279.93 Donate	Blockhead >+B = Eat tongs (+30% to himself) ^+B = Consult conscience (+50% to himself) V+B = Throw radish (+1% damage) smash>+B = Ghostmas (+10% damage) smash^+B = Conscience's suicide (+999% to himself) You can't get more moronic than a character who pretty much only does damage to himself...

02-17-2006, 07:20 PM	#9
Bandit Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Your Pants Gender: Posts: 3,685 Thanks: 184 Thanked 165 Times in 91 Posts Points: 25,034.14 Bank: 1.38 Total Points: 25,035.52 Donate	THE. ICE. KEY. MOVES B: Spin Up B: Spin Down B: Spin Right B: Spin All A Moves: Spin Taunt: Spin The Ice Key would be the best player in the game. The spin would do absoloutly no damage, and you cant hurt the Ice Key, because it's always behind a solid sheet of ice. So, fights against or as the Ice Key are impossible.

02-18-2006, 12:56 AM	#11
*CaptHayfever* Smash Supermod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 19,265 Thanks: 160 Thanked 729 Times in 471 Posts Points: 105,242.68 Bank: 923.79 Total Points: 106,166.48 Donate	^^Push it off the edge. Or melt it with the multitude of fire attacks in the game. Or throw a Barrel Cannon at it. Or play on one of the moving/scrolling stages. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

02-20-2006, 11:31 AM	#13
Vapor Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Far beyond the twisted reach, of craaazy sorroow. Gender: Posts: 2,893 Thanks: 76 Thanked 56 Times in 49 Posts Points: 4,507.10 Bank: 25,371.85 Total Points: 29,878.95 Donate	Shane Sacobie B: Update(80% to opponent, heals self 30%) B<>: Move VGF to Vbulletin(200% to opponent and confuses them with glitches.) B^: Alter the fabric of Space-Time(800% to Everyone) BV:BAN.(Infinity damage to opponent and prevents them from playing SSBM ever again.)

04-09-2006, 09:00 PM	#14
Insert unfunny meme here Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,803 Thanks: 276 Thanked 182 Times in 128 Posts Points: 23,401.67 Bank: 39,862.92 Total Points: 63,264.58 Donate	Fred the Spanyard B: Death Ball (34% damage) B+>: Ray of Death (34% damage) B+^: Flight (1% damage) B+V: Deathly Deathray of Deadly Deadness (103% damage)

04-11-2006, 03:41 PM	#15
Zeldaperson Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: My AC:WW town;:Coolness. Gender: Posts: 38 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,338.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,838.00 Donate	Tom Nook: B: Slingshot. Shoots 3 acrons if charged. B>: Net. Imoblizes opponent for 5 seconds. B up: Fishing Rod. Casts it like a grappling hook. B Down: Tail slap. Beats his tail on the ground. Grap/Throw: Reels opponents in with the fishing rod and throws them. A: Axe. Smash A: Golden Axe A down: shovel. Digs a hole and opponent falls in Smash A down: golden shovel. Digs a hole, puts in pitfall. Acts like motion sensor bomb, except opponent is imobilized for a few seconds when he/she comes in contact with said hole. Tom Nook would actually be a cool character to be. His different outfits could be the different outfits he where in the different upgrades of his store.