Revolution X-VGF edition-Joke, no harm intended FYI

Me is cool · 04-01-2003, 09:43 PM

Story: In a time of Chaos, in a forum of rage. WEAPON has seized the ENTIRE forums, and demodded the true mods. Only 1 young person, rage burning inside him, can make a stand for rightneousness and respect.

Gameplay: The gameplay is basically like Megaman legends.

Music: Mainly classical.

Difficulty: Moderatly hard

Graphics: Fully pentagonal.

System: PC, GCN, PS2, XBX

Bosses:

Level 1: Square-enix forum
A18:
HP: 250
A18 is the mini boss of the Square-enix forum. She's not too hard to beat, just go to a corner and plink away.

Rattan:
HP: 450
Rattan is the boss of the Square-enix forum. He is alot harder than A18 is. He'll cast Magic on you. Try to stay as far away from him as possible, shooting like a madman.

After you knock Rattan, he and A18 will regain their senses and give you a new weapon-The Dart Blower.

Level 2: Sunsoft Forum

Army of Lemmings
HP: 50
The Army of lemmings is a moderatly hard Mini boss battle, what makes it hard is that you have to fight around 10-12 of them at once. Be sure to have alot of Coke with you, as they can all deal massive damage if they all attack you in the same round.

Zak:
HP: 250
Zak is a very tough opponent, he will fire air and multi colored beams at you. If not, he'll dash at you. Be sure to get rid of him quickly.

Codiekitty:
HP: 600
Codiekitty is the boss of the Sunsoft Forum. She'll throw degitiziers at you to damage you. Fire Darts at her to damage her, and when you run out, fire at her with your B.B gun.

After you beat Codiekitty, she'll snap out of her trance like Rattan and A18 did. She'll give you the 3 way missles and send you to save the NC. Forum, as Zak is also in a trance and is going there.

Sir Carter:
HP: 750
Carter is the mini boss of the NC forum. You want to keep moving, as he moves pretty quickly too. Note that he cries out before each attack, so use this as an advantage, as he'll mad dash at you with his sword, or zip back and forth like mad. Keep it up and you'll beat him.

Jay:
HP: 750
Jay is the boss of the NC forum. Use 3 way missles and darts to damage him. You need to finish him off quickly, because he'll eventually use his limit break-Ultima. At high HP or levels, Ultima will drain most of your HP, but at Low HP or at Low levels, he'll kill you in one hit.

After you knock Jay out of his trance, the NC forumers come out of hiding. Jay teaches you Ultima, which can be used as a last minute resort against tough enemies. Carter gives you a bunch of Sodas, which heal you completley. A18 comes back battered by the Misc forum, so Carter sends you there.

Level 3: Misc Forum.

Zak:
HP: 600
Zak is back for another round. Shoot him at a distance, as he now knows Death ray. Also, use Ultima on him if he hits you.

Heroine of the Dragon and Bolt Dragoon
HP: HotD: 300 Bolt Dragoon: 600
It's a two on one confrontation. again, use Ultima and darts. Try go get HotD first, as she'll be healing herself and Bolt Dragoon. It's a long and heated battle, but you'll win.

After the battle, HotD and Bolt Dragoon snap out of their trances and give you the blaster. Only one thing lies between you and the VGF main is...Banland.

Level 4: Banland

Sir Lupus of the Turk:
HP: 450
Sir Lupus of the Turk, A.K.A, copying n00b, will change into the bosses you've fought before, only sometimes, he mimics you. Luckily, his HP stays the same, so just keep blasting at him.

Meg
HP: 800
Meg is a toughie, as she'll be throwing cans of SPAM and using bad grammar on you. Use Ultima and Blasters, you'll eventually kill her.

For that, Shane appears and will give you your best weapon, the Ban gun.

Level 5: VGF main

Weapon:
HP: 250
Weapon starts off pretty slow, but hard to hit. He is, after all, a smily. So then, just thwack him with everything you've got, and then he'll be enraged.

Super intergallactic true form weapon
HP: 1000
Weapon is now a bat smilie, and he's now harder. Keep shooting him with the Ban gun, and feel free to use up any bombs you might have left, as this is the final confrontation. It's a very long and heated battle, but justice previals!!

After weapon surrenders, everyone snaps out of their trances, and VGF returns to its normal self.

Pentagon · 04-02-2003, 12:25 AM

Now what did I tell you about making me laugh hysterically?

Mista Massimiliano · 04-04-2003, 03:54 PM

04-07-2003, 08:25 AM

That seems really fun. Might I add that my brother and I almost beat Revolution-X for the Sega Genisis?(SP?)

04-15-2003, 09:57 PM

Ahh...Revolution X. I truly hated that game...

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04-04-2003, 03:54 PM	#3
Mista Massimiliano Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Guess. Posts: 3,486 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Heh.

04-01-2003, 09:43 PM	#1
Me is cool Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Why should you know? Posts: 61 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Story: In a time of Chaos, in a forum of rage. WEAPON has seized the ENTIRE forums, and demodded the true mods. Only 1 young person, rage burning inside him, can make a stand for rightneousness and respect. Gameplay: The gameplay is basically like Megaman legends. Music: Mainly classical. Difficulty: Moderatly hard Graphics: Fully pentagonal. System: PC, GCN, PS2, XBX Bosses: Level 1: Square-enix forum A18: HP: 250 A18 is the mini boss of the Square-enix forum. She's not too hard to beat, just go to a corner and plink away. Rattan: HP: 450 Rattan is the boss of the Square-enix forum. He is alot harder than A18 is. He'll cast Magic on you. Try to stay as far away from him as possible, shooting like a madman. After you knock Rattan, he and A18 will regain their senses and give you a new weapon-The Dart Blower. Level 2: Sunsoft Forum Army of Lemmings HP: 50 The Army of lemmings is a moderatly hard Mini boss battle, what makes it hard is that you have to fight around 10-12 of them at once. Be sure to have alot of Coke with you, as they can all deal massive damage if they all attack you in the same round. Zak: HP: 250 Zak is a very tough opponent, he will fire air and multi colored beams at you. If not, he'll dash at you. Be sure to get rid of him quickly. Codiekitty: HP: 600 Codiekitty is the boss of the Sunsoft Forum. She'll throw degitiziers at you to damage you. Fire Darts at her to damage her, and when you run out, fire at her with your B.B gun. After you beat Codiekitty, she'll snap out of her trance like Rattan and A18 did. She'll give you the 3 way missles and send you to save the NC. Forum, as Zak is also in a trance and is going there. Sir Carter: HP: 750 Carter is the mini boss of the NC forum. You want to keep moving, as he moves pretty quickly too. Note that he cries out before each attack, so use this as an advantage, as he'll mad dash at you with his sword, or zip back and forth like mad. Keep it up and you'll beat him. Jay: HP: 750 Jay is the boss of the NC forum. Use 3 way missles and darts to damage him. You need to finish him off quickly, because he'll eventually use his limit break-Ultima. At high HP or levels, Ultima will drain most of your HP, but at Low HP or at Low levels, he'll kill you in one hit. After you knock Jay out of his trance, the NC forumers come out of hiding. Jay teaches you Ultima, which can be used as a last minute resort against tough enemies. Carter gives you a bunch of Sodas, which heal you completley. A18 comes back battered by the Misc forum, so Carter sends you there. Level 3: Misc Forum. Zak: HP: 600 Zak is back for another round. Shoot him at a distance, as he now knows Death ray. Also, use Ultima on him if he hits you. Heroine of the Dragon and Bolt Dragoon HP: HotD: 300 Bolt Dragoon: 600 It's a two on one confrontation. again, use Ultima and darts. Try go get HotD first, as she'll be healing herself and Bolt Dragoon. It's a long and heated battle, but you'll win. After the battle, HotD and Bolt Dragoon snap out of their trances and give you the blaster. Only one thing lies between you and the VGF main is...Banland. Level 4: Banland Sir Lupus of the Turk: HP: 450 Sir Lupus of the Turk, A.K.A, copying n00b, will change into the bosses you've fought before, only sometimes, he mimics you. Luckily, his HP stays the same, so just keep blasting at him. Meg HP: 800 Meg is a toughie, as she'll be throwing cans of SPAM and using bad grammar on you. Use Ultima and Blasters, you'll eventually kill her. For that, Shane appears and will give you your best weapon, the Ban gun. Level 5: VGF main Weapon: HP: 250 Weapon starts off pretty slow, but hard to hit. He is, after all, a smily. So then, just thwack him with everything you've got, and then he'll be enraged. Super intergallactic true form weapon HP: 1000 Weapon is now a bat smilie, and he's now harder. Keep shooting him with the Ban gun, and feel free to use up any bombs you might have left, as this is the final confrontation. It's a very long and heated battle, but justice previals!! After weapon surrenders, everyone snaps out of their trances, and VGF returns to its normal self.

04-02-2003, 12:25 AM	#2
Pentagon Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: 1313 dead end drive Posts: 2,682 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Now what did I tell you about making me laugh hysterically?

04-07-2003, 08:25 AM	#4
Shadowking Guest Posts: n/a	That seems really fun. Might I add that my brother and I almost beat Revolution-X for the Sega Genisis?(SP?)

04-15-2003, 09:57 PM	#5
Dbputts211 Guest Posts: n/a	Ahh...Revolution X. I truly hated that game... "Subrosiani vincent omnia!" (Subrosians shall conquer all!) The Legend of Zelda: A Lasting Legacy Visit our new forums!