Funny stuff

07-26-2002, 05:13 PM

So I was cruising around in a Yakuza Stinger. I pull up to a stop light, a cop is standing at the corner. An armed thug RIPS me out of my car. The cop does nothing. I rip the armed thug out of MY car. The cop begins running at me. I run over the cop.

Weird.

WEAPON · 07-26-2002, 06:54 PM

You actually stopped at a stop light? What kind of weirdo are you?

imported_Parrakarry · 07-26-2002, 08:01 PM

^ LoL, Weapon strikes again... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

07-26-2002, 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WEAPON:
You actually stopped at a stop light? What kind of weirdo are you?

07-27-2002, 06:46 AM

Following the traffic laws is half the fun.

WEAPON · 07-27-2002, 09:55 AM

You got it twisted, not following the traffic rules is half the fun.

07-27-2002, 02:58 PM

I only disobey the laws if the cops are after me... or if I'm being shot at.

That is of course unless I feel like destroying things.

07-27-2002, 08:56 PM

Driving like a maniac is easy. Now driving like your a sane driver...that takes extreme skill!

08-03-2002, 03:35 PM

When I was doing the taxi missions a few days ago, I began by stealing one (of course) and driving off before the cabbie could run off or try and take it back. The funny thing was, I pushed R3 just as I got in, and the green blip indicating a fare appeared behind me. And guess what? It was the cabbie.

Speaking of that, does it bother anyone else when you pick up an old lady and they ask to go to certian places in the Red Light area?

08-03-2002, 04:19 PM

I don't really do taxi missions.

08-09-2002, 03:24 PM

Another funny thing happened.

I was just on the edge of Saint Marks, and 5 Mafia guys started approaching me. They all stoppeed side-by-side, lowered their shotguns, and fired inunecently. It looked exactly like the Ghostbusters... funny as hell.

08-10-2002, 11:31 PM

^And then you died, correct?

08-11-2002, 01:02 PM

Of course.

08-11-2002, 06:27 PM

I don't know what just happened, but it was the funniest thing ever. I jumped down on one on the concrete slabs in the water in the edge of Portland (there's a metal beam on it that holds up the train track thing... you can't get back up once you're down there). Anyways, suddenly I notice like 3 people jump in the water all at the same time... then another, and another... and so on. I looked up at the ledge to the right of me and it looked like people were lining up to jump in the bay. Haha... this went on for about a minute.

08-11-2002, 07:07 PM

I was in a police car, and 5 police cars were chasing me so we were on the portland bridge and suddenly.... I GOT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PORTLAND BRIDGE! The cops fell in the water and i got out of the car to see what happened, all of them crashed and i was laughing like mad.

08-11-2002, 08:27 PM

I was coming back from Shoreside Vale, and going down that spiral ramp I thought it would be easier and leap off the side. Unfortunately I was going to fast, sped off the edge, landed on that platform where one of the HPs are, fell into the wall, spiraled into blueness, and appeared all of a sudden around Borgnine's. Glitchy [img]tongue.gif[/img]

09-14-2002, 03:39 PM

lol. One time i shot a gun, and this old man came up to beat the hell out me. Me, winning of course makes a scence and a single cop tells me that im under aresest. He aproches me slowly, but an ambulence comes and runs him down like a dog on the street! lol! I love this game!

09-17-2002, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kirb-e:
lol. One time i shot a gun, and this old man came up to beat the hell out me. Me, winning of course makes a scence and a single cop tells me that im under aresest. He aproches me slowly, but an ambulence comes and runs him down like a dog on the street! lol! I love this game!

LOL!
All I've got to say about myself is, everytime I see a cop, without hesitation, I run 'em over [img]tongue.gif[/img]

07-26-2002, 05:13 PM	#1
Falco Guest Posts: n/a	So I was cruising around in a Yakuza Stinger. I pull up to a stop light, a cop is standing at the corner. An armed thug RIPS me out of my car. The cop does nothing. I rip the armed thug out of MY car. The cop begins running at me. I run over the cop. Weird.

07-26-2002, 06:54 PM	#2
WEAPON H.H.I.C. Join Date: Jul 1999 Location: Waldorf, Maryland Posts: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	You actually stopped at a stop light? What kind of weirdo are you?

07-26-2002, 08:01 PM	#3
imported_Parrakarry 1337 H4xx0rzerz Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Mars. I own it. Period. Posts: 9,529 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	^ LoL, Weapon strikes again... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

07-27-2002, 06:46 AM	#5
Falco Guest Posts: n/a	Following the traffic laws is half the fun.

07-27-2002, 09:55 AM	#6
WEAPON H.H.I.C. Join Date: Jul 1999 Location: Waldorf, Maryland Posts: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	You got it twisted, not following the traffic rules is half the fun.

07-27-2002, 02:58 PM	#7
Falco Guest Posts: n/a	I only disobey the laws if the cops are after me... or if I'm being shot at. That is of course unless I feel like destroying things.

07-27-2002, 08:56 PM	#8
Ighah Guest Posts: n/a	Driving like a maniac is easy. Now driving like your a sane driver...that takes extreme skill!

08-03-2002, 03:35 PM	#9
Geno Guest Posts: n/a	When I was doing the taxi missions a few days ago, I began by stealing one (of course) and driving off before the cabbie could run off or try and take it back. The funny thing was, I pushed R3 just as I got in, and the green blip indicating a fare appeared behind me. And guess what? It was the cabbie. Speaking of that, does it bother anyone else when you pick up an old lady and they ask to go to certian places in the Red Light area?

08-03-2002, 04:19 PM	#10
Falco Guest Posts: n/a	I don't really do taxi missions.

08-09-2002, 03:24 PM	#11
Falco Guest Posts: n/a	Another funny thing happened. I was just on the edge of Saint Marks, and 5 Mafia guys started approaching me. They all stoppeed side-by-side, lowered their shotguns, and fired inunecently. It looked exactly like the Ghostbusters... funny as hell.

08-10-2002, 11:31 PM	#12
Lupus the Turko Guest Posts: n/a	^And then you died, correct?

08-11-2002, 06:27 PM	#14
Falco Guest Posts: n/a	I don't know what just happened, but it was the funniest thing ever. I jumped down on one on the concrete slabs in the water in the edge of Portland (there's a metal beam on it that holds up the train track thing... you can't get back up once you're down there). Anyways, suddenly I notice like 3 people jump in the water all at the same time... then another, and another... and so on. I looked up at the ledge to the right of me and it looked like people were lining up to jump in the bay. Haha... this went on for about a minute.

08-11-2002, 07:07 PM	#15
MetalWalker Guest Posts: n/a	I was in a police car, and 5 police cars were chasing me so we were on the portland bridge and suddenly.... I GOT ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PORTLAND BRIDGE! The cops fell in the water and i got out of the car to see what happened, all of them crashed and i was laughing like mad.

08-11-2002, 08:27 PM	#16
Lupus the Turko Guest Posts: n/a	I was coming back from Shoreside Vale, and going down that spiral ramp I thought it would be easier and leap off the side. Unfortunately I was going to fast, sped off the edge, landed on that platform where one of the HPs are, fell into the wall, spiraled into blueness, and appeared all of a sudden around Borgnine's. Glitchy [img]tongue.gif[/img]

09-14-2002, 03:39 PM	#17
Kirb-E Guest Posts: n/a	lol. One time i shot a gun, and this old man came up to beat the hell out me. Me, winning of course makes a scence and a single cop tells me that im under aresest. He aproches me slowly, but an ambulence comes and runs him down like a dog on the street! lol! I love this game!