HALF-MINUET HERO!!!

Inferno Dragon · 07-22-2010, 10:43 PM

it's AWESOME!

everyone who has a psp, BUY THIS!

it's a parody RPG that speeds up every aspect of RPGs. each stage only gives you 30 seconds to clear it, but thanks to the gold digger, er... time goddess you can extend your time by 30 seconds by paying, er, praying at her statue, but each time increase costs more money.

there are 4 story modes each with a different play style to them.
Hero 30 is the RPG styled one where you play a hero who was forced into this journey to save the world from evil lords who have the spell of distruction (which will blow up the world in 30 seconds). you go around, level up, visit towns, get equipment when you come across it, then go fight the boss when you're strong enough. and you do this for each chapter, but it's hilarious.

Evil Lord 30 is an RTS themed campaign where you controll the beutiful evil lord (aka sephiroth parody clone #587) who summons monsters to fight for him.

Princess 30 is a shmups parody where the princess of the unified kingdom takes a small army with her to do odd jobs for people while trying to finda cure for her father's mysterious illness. she uses her father's rapid fire crossbow to gun down any monsters in her way

Knight 30 puts you in the role of a n00b knight who has to keep a priest/cleric safe from monsters... by running away, but the priest/cleric makes a good improvised weapon in desperate situations.

and all of this takes place over the course of 400 years.

it is really addictive, and ALOT of fun.

**Valigarmander** · 07-22-2010, 11:22 PM

But how can you do a minuet with only one person?

Glux · 07-22-2010, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valigarmander

But how can you do a minuet with only one person?

Link can. He played the "Minuet of the Forest" all by himself.

Dizzy · 07-23-2010, 12:28 AM

Tpyo.

**Loot** · 07-23-2010, 02:26 AM

Just to kill the combo, uh, I MADE THE SAME TOPIC A YEAR AGO

Inferno Dragon · 07-23-2010, 04:47 AM

okay, I get it, I made a typo! GAH!

sorry loot, I felt the need to make a topic about this seeing as I didn't see a topic and I've been playing it for two days now! didn't see yours so I didn't know.

**X-3** · 07-23-2010, 05:22 AM

In your defense, had you bumped Loot's topic everyone would be crying about it.

Luigiman7 · 07-23-2010, 02:38 PM

^

This game does look quite fun, though.

07-22-2010, 10:43 PM	#1
Inferno Dragon Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Planet Draco Gender: Posts: 6,038 Thanks: 67 Thanked 36 Times in 29 Posts	HALF-MINUET HERO!!! it's AWESOME! everyone who has a psp, BUY THIS! it's a parody RPG that speeds up every aspect of RPGs. each stage only gives you 30 seconds to clear it, but thanks to the gold digger, er... time goddess you can extend your time by 30 seconds by paying, er, praying at her statue, but each time increase costs more money. there are 4 story modes each with a different play style to them. Hero 30 is the RPG styled one where you play a hero who was forced into this journey to save the world from evil lords who have the spell of distruction (which will blow up the world in 30 seconds). you go around, level up, visit towns, get equipment when you come across it, then go fight the boss when you're strong enough. and you do this for each chapter, but it's hilarious. Evil Lord 30 is an RTS themed campaign where you controll the beutiful evil lord (aka sephiroth parody clone #587) who summons monsters to fight for him. Princess 30 is a shmups parody where the princess of the unified kingdom takes a small army with her to do odd jobs for people while trying to finda cure for her father's mysterious illness. she uses her father's rapid fire crossbow to gun down any monsters in her way Knight 30 puts you in the role of a n00b knight who has to keep a priest/cleric safe from monsters... by running away, but the priest/cleric makes a good improvised weapon in desperate situations. and all of this takes place over the course of 400 years. it is really addictive, and ALOT of fun.

07-22-2010, 11:22 PM	#2
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,222 Thanks: 1,611 Thanked 5,553 Times in 2,499 Posts Blog Entries: 18	But how can you do a minuet with only one person? __________________

07-23-2010, 02:38 PM	#8
Luigiman7 ~)´◡｀(~ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: representin da bronx yo Gender: Posts: 17,304 Thanks: 1,099 Thanked 992 Times in 698 Posts Blog Entries: 8	^ This game does look quite fun, though. __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

07-23-2010, 12:28 AM	#4
Dizzy A Real Sonic Hero Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 18,214 Thanks: 1,670 Thanked 1,077 Times in 750 Posts Blog Entries: 111	Tpyo.

07-23-2010, 02:26 AM	#5
Loot whelp I'm a bloody moron Join Date: May 2001 Location: LEGITIMATE BUSINESS Gender: Posts: 12,523 Thanks: 226 Thanked 1,168 Times in 612 Posts	Just to kill the combo, uh, I MADE THE SAME TOPIC A YEAR AGO

07-23-2010, 04:47 AM	#6
Inferno Dragon Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Planet Draco Gender: Posts: 6,038 Thanks: 67 Thanked 36 Times in 29 Posts	okay, I get it, I made a typo! GAH! sorry loot, I felt the need to make a topic about this seeing as I didn't see a topic and I've been playing it for two days now! didn't see yours so I didn't know.

07-23-2010, 05:22 AM	#7
X-3 No avatar, no justice, no dreams, no hope! Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,507 Thanks: 732 Thanked 1,158 Times in 751 Posts Blog Entries: 10	In your defense, had you bumped Loot's topic everyone would be crying about it.