Urine-A cure for cancer?

Banned from VGF · 04-01-2004, 11:37 PM

http://www.shirleys-wellness-cafe.com/urine.htm

I can imagine urine curing cancer but not diseases like AIDS and natural occurances like baldness.

Lesbo Gal · 04-02-2004, 05:06 PM

it sounds like a hoax

Sim Kid · 04-02-2004, 09:27 PM

[img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

GrandAdmiral Fox · 04-02-2004, 11:34 PM

I doubt it.

Juliet · 04-04-2004, 01:10 PM

A bit off-topic (as if there was a topic to begin with), but if you've been bedridden in the hospital for a while and the doctors have you drink a chocolate milkshake...Let's just put it this way: there ain't nothing chocolate about it.

spicy · 04-04-2004, 01:42 PM

I've known that for years,which is why I constantly urinate on cancer patients,as well as heart surgery patients.

PenguinMan · 04-04-2004, 05:18 PM

Uh huh...

Reminds me of that episode of SGC2C where they're trying to cure "Retard-O". [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

Beam Yosho the Drunkard · 04-19-2004, 04:27 PM

Urine actually does have curative stuff, which is pretty strange.

But I ain't pissing on my self, though. Not unless if I get a Jellyfish sting.

T. Swainson · 05-19-2004, 10:33 PM

There's actually a cure for cancer. It's called Cape Aloe Ferox. Used for high blood pressure, high cholesterol, type 2 diabetes, hepatitis, acne and many other ailments as well.

It grows in the Southern Cape of Africa and is 22 times more potent than Aloe Vera and can grow up to 30ft tall. I learned about it from a friend who had lupus and the kind of testimonies that I've been hearing about the plant have left me flabergasted. Of the 360 Aloes in the world Aloe Ferox is the most powerful and potent of all the species- as well as the largest.

Look at this pic:

I never even knew aloes grew that big.

[ May 20, 2004, 01:41 PM: Message edited by: pzirm ]

UserGoogol · 05-20-2004, 04:57 PM

There's many different kinds of cancer. Having a universal cure for all of them isn't gonna work, especially not something like urine. That's just silly.

T. Swainson · 05-20-2004, 05:09 PM

All cancers are basically the same- cellular degeneration- and most can be linked to the same causes. There are natural cures for many diseases- including cancer but the FDA would never make people know about these things because the money is in the illness not the cure.

I've heard of urine therapy from many reputable sources, but I've never thought of tryingh it.

As for the plant I was talking of (Aloe Ferox). It does cleanse on a cellular level and works against a wide variety of illnesses. If you know anyone suffering from anykind of ailment, get them to try that plant. It works.

[ May 20, 2004, 05:12 PM: Message edited by: pzirm ]

supperdish · 06-03-2004, 03:15 PM

>_<

At least it's easily accesible..

04-01-2004, 11:37 PM	#1
Banned from VGF Jackass Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Jackassland Posts: 1,531 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	http://www.shirleys-wellness-cafe.com/urine.htm I can imagine urine curing cancer but not diseases like AIDS and natural occurances like baldness.

04-02-2004, 05:06 PM	#2
Lesbo Gal I can't think of a funny banned rank, so I'm just going to rant for a while. You know what's a awesome show? Monk. It rules. So watch it every Friday Night on USA. Do it. Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: sig Posts: 91 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	it sounds like a hoax

04-02-2004, 09:27 PM	#3
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 8,884 Thanks: 80 Thanked 198 Times in 122 Posts	[img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

04-02-2004, 11:34 PM	#4
GrandAdmiral Fox Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: My imagination. Posts: 181 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I doubt it.

04-04-2004, 01:10 PM	#5
Juliet Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: The Vinkus Posts: 1,238 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	A bit off-topic (as if there was a topic to begin with), but if you've been bedridden in the hospital for a while and the doctors have you drink a chocolate milkshake...Let's just put it this way: there ain't nothing chocolate about it.

04-04-2004, 01:42 PM	#6
spicy Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: You\'re in my prayers. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Posts: 1,880 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I've known that for years,which is why I constantly urinate on cancer patients,as well as heart surgery patients.

04-04-2004, 05:18 PM	#7
PenguinMan Spin the Disc Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: THE ARCTIC CIRCLE!!!!1 Gender: Posts: 10,731 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	Uh huh... Reminds me of that episode of SGC2C where they're trying to cure "Retard-O". [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

04-19-2004, 04:27 PM	#8
Beam Yosho the Drunkard Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The oversized rock of Hawaii. Gender: Posts: 5,670 Thanks: 5 Thanked 17 Times in 13 Posts	Urine actually does have curative stuff, which is pretty strange. But I ain't pissing on my self, though. Not unless if I get a Jellyfish sting.

05-19-2004, 10:33 PM	#9
T. Swainson Banned Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	There's actually a cure for cancer. It's called Cape Aloe Ferox. Used for high blood pressure, high cholesterol, type 2 diabetes, hepatitis, acne and many other ailments as well. It grows in the Southern Cape of Africa and is 22 times more potent than Aloe Vera and can grow up to 30ft tall. I learned about it from a friend who had lupus and the kind of testimonies that I've been hearing about the plant have left me flabergasted. Of the 360 Aloes in the world Aloe Ferox is the most powerful and potent of all the species- as well as the largest. Look at this pic: I never even knew aloes grew that big. [ May 20, 2004, 01:41 PM: Message edited by: pzirm ]

05-20-2004, 04:57 PM	#10
UserGoogol Senior Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: Greater Boston Area Gender: Posts: 4,024 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	There's many different kinds of cancer. Having a universal cure for all of them isn't gonna work, especially not something like urine. That's just silly.

05-20-2004, 05:09 PM	#11
T. Swainson Banned Join Date: Dec 1969 Posts: 0 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	All cancers are basically the same- cellular degeneration- and most can be linked to the same causes. There are natural cures for many diseases- including cancer but the FDA would never make people know about these things because the money is in the illness not the cure. I've heard of urine therapy from many reputable sources, but I've never thought of tryingh it. As for the plant I was talking of (Aloe Ferox). It does cleanse on a cellular level and works against a wide variety of illnesses. If you know anyone suffering from anykind of ailment, get them to try that plant. It works. [ May 20, 2004, 05:12 PM: Message edited by: pzirm ]

06-03-2004, 03:15 PM	#12
supperdish Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: +3><@$ Gender: Posts: 4,033 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	>_< At least it's easily accesible..