Sex from the other side

Kargath · 11-06-2003, 08:42 PM

Not THAT, you sick freaks. I'm talking about sex from a girl's perspective. I need it for a novel I'm going to be writing in the holidays - I've got a rough plot worked out, but I need some input for a ... pivotal scene. Only females need reply.

No asking about the plot until I release the first chapter or two next year. It's an allegory, that's all I'm saying. I'm serious on this project - I'm going to send it in to publishing houses when I'm done.

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Your Orcish Master, Kargath64

HMC is currently baking up: the Grinnie Mission Script, Act 1: Malice Unseen

11-06-2003, 10:45 PM

Bow-chicka-bow-wow.
(It needed to be said.)

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

11-07-2003, 08:05 PM

You know for a minute there, I was really worried.

Link47 · 11-07-2003, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by StuMan:
You know for a minute there, I was really worried.

11-09-2003, 03:36 AM

I'd love to help, but ah... @_@() I don't know.

Kargath · 11-09-2003, 08:55 PM

^You could describe splitting the kitchen if you're inexperienced ... or PM me if you're more comfortable that way.

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Your Orcish Master, Kargath64

HMC is currently baking up: the Grinnie Mission Script, Act 1: Malice Unseen

11-09-2003, 10:04 PM

11-09-2003, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Boomer:
^O_O

11-10-2003, 01:56 AM

And you think females from here are going to freely spout off their knowledge and feelings on the matter? Can't decide if that's more freakish than idiotic. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

If you're that serious about it, ask your friggin mother.

11-10-2003, 01:59 AM

Doesn't help that you already admitted it's going to be used for erotic purposes. Also an idiotic move. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

11-10-2003, 02:17 AM

...What on EARTH makes you think any girl is gonna share her experiences with some strange guy they don't know (or with someone they DO know for that matter)? You're better off reading some books. May I suggest the Clan of the Cave Bear series by Jean M. Auel? Detailed to say the least. Or, if you want more explicit detail, Mills and Boons. Do us a favour and don't post topics like this expecting real replies.

11-10-2003, 02:29 AM

*is blushing quite horribly* Somehow, the idea of PMing this seems more vulgar than just saying it out in the open where everyone can see. Well, it's less sneaky. Also.... hey... it's part of the body, it's not something one should be ashamed of...I guess. We need to get over this stigma of talking about body parts. ....Well, that's me included. And you DO need help, so here goes.

Well... uh.... how to say. I guess you could get a scientific diagram with all the parts labelled out and everything. Anyway, I'm assuming you mean the labia... right? ^^() I'm not too big on slang terms. Well, it's dubbed the "lips" for a reason. It's not any more hard to "split" than the lips of the mouth. It's just skin, after all. And obviously, like any covered area, it's a warm place. For hygenic cleaning purposes and possibly other *cough* reasons would be why it would-- wait, you know why already. So. Um. I'm going under the assumption that I won't have to go into more detail on this. @_@() And my apologies for not putting this in a first person perspective, but.... I'm not THAT couragous. [img]tongue.gif[/img] This... should be enough... I think.

I think I learned in Health Class that the labia naturally parts slightly when a person is aroused. Don't quote me on that, though. You'll have to do some research. @_@()

...If you're going to put my name in the Thank You or Acknowledgements section, please don't go into any detail why. [img]tongue.gif[/img] Any. Please.

*runs out of the room*

[ November 10, 2003, 02:31 AM: Message edited by: SilverWind ]

11-10-2003, 02:36 AM

*clap clap* You're a brave one, Silvie, but isn't that all the sorta stuff you could easily learn in a health book of some sort?

Sorry if I'm wrong here, but by Kargath's original post I assume he wanted a bit more detail than "the facts".

Kargath · 11-10-2003, 04:20 PM

Sorry if I offended anyone. I just thought (wrongly) that asking here would be a better idea than experimenting with prose myself first. I did post this in HF to try and keep it as serious as possible.

Tubs, it's not for erotic purposes - this scene is very important for the storyline - to say any more would ruin the whole book. Suffice to say what happens is not anything like you expect...

Silvie - brave. I respect you for that, and won't push it any farther.

SD - as if I'm getting an M&B! I'M A MAN, THE HELL WOULD THE ATTENDANT THINK?

I'm suprised no-one has asked what an allegory is yet.

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Your Orcish Master, Kargath64

HMC is currently baking up: the Grinnie Mission Script, Act 1: Malice Unseen

11-10-2003, 04:55 PM

Okay, I'll bite, what's an allegory?

11-10-2003, 04:58 PM

It's a fancy word for an analogy or metaphor.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

11-10-2003, 05:49 PM

Yeh, that's what I thought.

Kargath · 11-10-2003, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CaptHayfever:
It's a fancy word for an analogy or metaphor.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Though much bigger and more complex than either.

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Your Orcish Master, Kargath64

HMC is currently baking up: the Grinnie Mission Script, Act 1: Malice Unseen

11-10-2003, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kargath64:
SD - as if I'm getting an M&B! I'M A MAN, THE HELL WOULD THE ATTENDANT THINK?

Mutter something about getting it for your mum's birthday [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Dee Emm · 11-10-2003, 07:10 PM

SD, this topic's normal compared to the ones that were found in HealthyForum's Male Health forum. Best not to ask. Zharen knows what I mean. Ask him. XD

11-06-2003, 08:42 PM	#1
Kargath et in Arcadia ego Join Date: Jul 2001 Gender: Posts: 8,334 Thanks: 1,226 Thanked 780 Times in 488 Posts	Not THAT, you sick freaks. I'm talking about sex from a girl's perspective. I need it for a novel I'm going to be writing in the holidays - I've got a rough plot worked out, but I need some input for a ... pivotal scene. Only females need reply. No asking about the plot until I release the first chapter or two next year. It's an allegory, that's all I'm saying. I'm serious on this project - I'm going to send it in to publishing houses when I'm done. ------------------------ Your Orcish Master, Kargath64 HMC is currently baking up: the Grinnie Mission Script, Act 1: Malice Unseen

11-06-2003, 10:45 PM	#2
CaptHayfever Guest Posts: n/a	Bow-chicka-bow-wow. (It needed to be said.) And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

11-07-2003, 08:05 PM	#3
Stuaval Guest Posts: n/a	You know for a minute there, I was really worried.

11-09-2003, 03:36 AM	#5
SilverWind Guest Posts: n/a	I'd love to help, but ah... @_@() I don't know.

11-09-2003, 08:55 PM	#6
Kargath et in Arcadia ego Join Date: Jul 2001 Gender: Posts: 8,334 Thanks: 1,226 Thanked 780 Times in 488 Posts	^You could describe splitting the kitchen if you're inexperienced ... or PM me if you're more comfortable that way. ------------------------ Your Orcish Master, Kargath64 HMC is currently baking up: the Grinnie Mission Script, Act 1: Malice Unseen

11-10-2003, 01:56 AM	#9
I HATE POKEMON! Guest Posts: n/a	And you think females from here are going to freely spout off their knowledge and feelings on the matter? Can't decide if that's more freakish than idiotic. [img]tongue.gif[/img] If you're that serious about it, ask your friggin mother.

11-10-2003, 01:59 AM	#10
I HATE POKEMON! Guest Posts: n/a	Doesn't help that you already admitted it's going to be used for erotic purposes. Also an idiotic move. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

11-10-2003, 02:17 AM	#11
Saria girl Guest Posts: n/a	...What on EARTH makes you think any girl is gonna share her experiences with some strange guy they don't know (or with someone they DO know for that matter)? You're better off reading some books. May I suggest the Clan of the Cave Bear series by Jean M. Auel? Detailed to say the least. Or, if you want more explicit detail, Mills and Boons. Do us a favour and don't post topics like this expecting real replies.

11-10-2003, 02:29 AM	#12
SilverWind Guest Posts: n/a	is blushing quite horribly Somehow, the idea of PMing this seems more vulgar than just saying it out in the open where everyone can see. Well, it's less sneaky. Also.... hey... it's part of the body, it's not something one should be ashamed of...I guess. We need to get over this stigma of talking about body parts. ....Well, that's me included. And you DO need help, so here goes. Well... uh.... how to say. I guess you could get a scientific diagram with all the parts labelled out and everything. Anyway, I'm assuming you mean the labia... right? ^^() I'm not too big on slang terms. Well, it's dubbed the "lips" for a reason. It's not any more hard to "split" than the lips of the mouth. It's just skin, after all. And obviously, like any covered area, it's a warm place. For hygenic cleaning purposes and possibly other cough reasons would be why it would-- wait, you know why already. So. Um. I'm going under the assumption that I won't have to go into more detail on this. @_@() And my apologies for not putting this in a first person perspective, but.... I'm not THAT couragous. [img]tongue.gif[/img] This... should be enough... I think. I think I learned in Health Class that the labia naturally parts slightly when a person is aroused. Don't quote me on that, though. You'll have to do some research. @_@() ...If you're going to put my name in the Thank You or Acknowledgements section, please don't go into any detail why. [img]tongue.gif[/img] Any. Please. runs out of the room [ November 10, 2003, 02:31 AM: Message edited by: SilverWind ]

11-10-2003, 02:36 AM	#13
Saria girl Guest Posts: n/a	clap clap You're a brave one, Silvie, but isn't that all the sorta stuff you could easily learn in a health book of some sort? Sorry if I'm wrong here, but by Kargath's original post I assume he wanted a bit more detail than "the facts".

11-10-2003, 04:20 PM	#14
Kargath et in Arcadia ego Join Date: Jul 2001 Gender: Posts: 8,334 Thanks: 1,226 Thanked 780 Times in 488 Posts	Sorry if I offended anyone. I just thought (wrongly) that asking here would be a better idea than experimenting with prose myself first. I did post this in HF to try and keep it as serious as possible. Tubs, it's not for erotic purposes - this scene is very important for the storyline - to say any more would ruin the whole book. Suffice to say what happens is not anything like you expect... Silvie - brave. I respect you for that, and won't push it any farther. SD - as if I'm getting an M&B! I'M A MAN, THE HELL WOULD THE ATTENDANT THINK? I'm suprised no-one has asked what an allegory is yet. ------------------------ Your Orcish Master, Kargath64 HMC is currently baking up: the Grinnie Mission Script, Act 1: Malice Unseen

11-10-2003, 04:55 PM	#15
Prince Toad Guest Posts: n/a	Okay, I'll bite, what's an allegory?

11-10-2003, 04:58 PM	#16
CaptHayfever Guest Posts: n/a	It's a fancy word for an analogy or metaphor. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

11-10-2003, 05:49 PM	#17
Prince Toad Guest Posts: n/a	Yeh, that's what I thought.

11-10-2003, 07:10 PM	#20
Dee Emm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Hsawaknow Posts: 5,679 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	SD, this topic's normal compared to the ones that were found in HealthyForum's Male Health forum. Best not to ask. Zharen knows what I mean. Ask him. XD