My hemorrhoids...

03-25-2004, 11:09 PM

They're acting up again. Anybody know what to do about them? Any tips? They really hurt.

03-25-2004, 11:24 PM

Too much info!!!

Jeez, go take some Preparation H or something. [img]redface.gif[/img]

03-26-2004, 01:18 AM

You're a moderator; edit them out.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

03-26-2004, 10:12 AM

Nobody cares about your ass any more than your forum. Try keeping it to yourself -_-

Vinny · 03-26-2004, 04:37 PM

Yeah dude, I get those too. They're annoying as hell. What I always finds works, instead of Preparation H, is lemonade and a funnel. It stings for a while, but after 2 days it'll feel fine [img]smile.gif[/img] .

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03-26-2004, 04:38 PM

I'll go try that now.

Vinny · 03-27-2004, 08:02 AM

How's the lemon juice coming along, T2K?

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Quote of the week:
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03-27-2004, 01:07 PM

Yes, we would all like to know how it's going.

03-27-2004, 02:44 PM

Oh great, looks like we killed Joliet. When will people learn that hemorrhoids are not a toy?

Vinny · 03-28-2004, 02:31 PM

Oh crap...

I hope T2K wasn't allergic to citrus fruits...

Because if he was...

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Quote of the week:
"Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." - Frank Zappa
Image of the week:

Pointless fact of the week:
When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city.

03-28-2004, 02:44 PM

I'm not allergic to citrus, but we didn't have any oranges, so I used lemon scented Pine Sol. Same thing, right?

03-28-2004, 09:42 PM

Yes, and it will clean out your intestinal tract and leave your feces smelling lemony fresh, at least until you contaminate your body with greasy Mexican food.

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

03-28-2004, 09:53 PM

Didn't you have the crabs too Tonster? How'd you handle them?

03-28-2004, 11:37 PM

Fire.

03-29-2004, 04:54 AM

Go whine in the health forums with the rest of the ingrates. A special forum just for people like you who HAVE to lather the whole board up with complaints about your hemorrhoids and your herpes outbreaks. Do you use it? No. And I have to FIGHT for people to post their stuff in my art forum. They'd rather post it in the ANIME or COMIX forums or some **** like that. And that's what those forums really are. ****. At least compared to MY forum.

[ March 29, 2004, 03:55 AM: Message edited by: KRUSHING in PROGRESS ]

03-25-2004, 11:09 PM	#1
Tonberry2k Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	They're acting up again. Anybody know what to do about them? Any tips? They really hurt.

03-25-2004, 11:24 PM	#2
SilverWind Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Too much info!!! Jeez, go take some Preparation H or something. [img]redface.gif[/img]

03-26-2004, 01:18 AM	#3
CaptHayfever Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	You're a moderator; edit them out. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

03-26-2004, 10:12 AM	#4
SuperLuigi64 Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Nobody cares about your ass any more than your forum. Try keeping it to yourself -_-

03-26-2004, 04:37 PM	#5
Vinny Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Fletcher Memorial Home for incurable tyrants and kings Posts: 7,261 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 19,606.86 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 20,106.86 Donate	Yeah dude, I get those too. They're annoying as hell. What I always finds works, instead of Preparation H, is lemonade and a funnel. It stings for a while, but after 2 days it'll feel fine [img]smile.gif[/img] . ----------------------------------------------------------------- Quote of the week: "Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." - Frank Zappa Image of the week: Pointless fact of the week: When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city.

03-26-2004, 04:38 PM	#6
Tonberry2k Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	I'll go try that now.

03-27-2004, 08:02 AM	#7
Vinny Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Fletcher Memorial Home for incurable tyrants and kings Posts: 7,261 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 19,606.86 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 20,106.86 Donate	How's the lemon juice coming along, T2K? ----------------------------------------------------------------- Quote of the week: "Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." - Frank Zappa Image of the week: Pointless fact of the week: When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city.

03-27-2004, 01:07 PM	#8
Knuckles173 Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Yes, we would all like to know how it's going.

03-27-2004, 02:44 PM	#9
UserGoogol Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Oh great, looks like we killed Joliet. When will people learn that hemorrhoids are not a toy?

03-28-2004, 02:31 PM	#10
Vinny Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: The Fletcher Memorial Home for incurable tyrants and kings Posts: 7,261 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 19,606.86 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 20,106.86 Donate	Oh crap... I hope T2K wasn't allergic to citrus fruits... Because if he was... ----------------------------------------------------------------- Quote of the week: "Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." - Frank Zappa Image of the week: Pointless fact of the week: When the University of Nebraska Cornhuskers play football at home, the stadium becomes the state's third largest city.

03-28-2004, 02:44 PM	#11
Tonberry2k Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	I'm not allergic to citrus, but we didn't have any oranges, so I used lemon scented Pine Sol. Same thing, right?

03-28-2004, 09:42 PM	#12
CodieKitty Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Yes, and it will clean out your intestinal tract and leave your feces smelling lemony fresh, at least until you contaminate your body with greasy Mexican food. Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

03-28-2004, 09:53 PM	#13
I HATE POKEMON! Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Didn't you have the crabs too Tonster? How'd you handle them?

03-28-2004, 11:37 PM	#14
Tonberry2k Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Fire.

03-29-2004, 04:54 AM	#15
Psytronic Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Go whine in the health forums with the rest of the ingrates. A special forum just for people like you who HAVE to lather the whole board up with complaints about your hemorrhoids and your herpes outbreaks. Do you use it? No. And I have to FIGHT for people to post their stuff in my art forum. They'd rather post it in the ANIME or COMIX forums or some ** like that. And that's what those forums really are. **. At least compared to MY forum. [ March 29, 2004, 03:55 AM: Message edited by: KRUSHING in PROGRESS ]