Proposed Newbie Policy

The Missing Link · 03-27-2004, 03:30 AM

The number of newbies that are absolute idiots are getting out of hand. I think we need to do something about this. PRONTO. I think that we go down to a one-strike policy. They flame anyone... poof! Gone. Finito. That will save us a lot of headaches later on.

It'd also be nice if there were supermoderators in order to help with that a bit, but I don't think UBB implements them.

"There are some who call me... Link?"

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03-27-2004, 03:33 AM

I've told you time and again, make me an Admin and I won't just delete their stupid posts, I'll ban the little morons too. *sigh* When are you guys gonna ACT upon this idea, huh?

The Missing Link · 03-27-2004, 12:16 PM

The same day I'm admin apparently.

03-27-2004, 01:32 PM

You know as well as I do that I am the Prince of Admininstrating, because I was almost Admin at Netgen until someone decided that Netgen deserved to be shut down.

03-27-2004, 10:49 PM

Here's some more policy ideas:

-If I have to take out the Spork, they're gone.

-If they use words like "Butt" and "Crap", they're gone

-If they don't understand Worst Reviews and go on a completley endless rant about how one game rules, they're gone.

-If they're a Final Fantasy 7 hippie (I.E, the kind that says Legend of Dragoon is nothing but a ripoff of FF7), they're gone.

-If their name is Mike Peters or anything resembling Mike or Mikey, they're gone.

-If their I.Qs are below that of a world leaders, (20) they're gone.

03-29-2004, 04:48 AM

Let's make a secret word and ban them if they say it. Something like "hello".

03-29-2004, 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by UserGoogol:
You know as well as I do that I am the Prince of Admininstrating, because I was almost Admin at Netgen until someone decided that Netgen deserved to be shut down.

You go ahead and be the prince of adminiscastrated or however you spelled it. I'll just be the dark lord administrator.

03-29-2004, 05:22 AM

Where you can Tronfer and IP Tronfer, I presume?

03-29-2004, 06:26 AM

You had better believe it.

03-27-2004, 03:30 AM	#1
The Missing Link Professional Lurker Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: New Hyrule, Washington, US Gender: Posts: 15,755 Thanks: 110 Thanked 317 Times in 215 Posts Points: 17,720.91 Bank: 158,037.11 Total Points: 175,758.02 Donate	The number of newbies that are absolute idiots are getting out of hand. I think we need to do something about this. PRONTO. I think that we go down to a one-strike policy. They flame anyone... poof! Gone. Finito. That will save us a lot of headaches later on. It'd also be nice if there were supermoderators in order to help with that a bit, but I don't think UBB implements them. "There are some who call me... Link?" "Carpe Gaium Domesticum!" (Seize the Cucco!) Zelda: The Grand Adventures \| Triforce MUCK ザ行方不明リンク悪いユウモアの賢人

03-27-2004, 03:33 AM	#2
Saria girl Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	I've told you time and again, make me an Admin and I won't just delete their stupid posts, I'll ban the little morons too. sigh When are you guys gonna ACT upon this idea, huh?

03-27-2004, 12:16 PM	#3
The Missing Link Professional Lurker Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: New Hyrule, Washington, US Gender: Posts: 15,755 Thanks: 110 Thanked 317 Times in 215 Posts Points: 17,720.91 Bank: 158,037.11 Total Points: 175,758.02 Donate	The same day I'm admin apparently.

03-27-2004, 01:32 PM	#4
UserGoogol Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	You know as well as I do that I am the Prince of Admininstrating, because I was almost Admin at Netgen until someone decided that Netgen deserved to be shut down.

03-27-2004, 10:49 PM	#5
Sim Kid Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Here's some more policy ideas: -If I have to take out the Spork, they're gone. -If they use words like "Butt" and "Crap", they're gone -If they don't understand Worst Reviews and go on a completley endless rant about how one game rules, they're gone. -If they're a Final Fantasy 7 hippie (I.E, the kind that says Legend of Dragoon is nothing but a ripoff of FF7), they're gone. -If their name is Mike Peters or anything resembling Mike or Mikey, they're gone. -If their I.Qs are below that of a world leaders, (20) they're gone.

03-29-2004, 04:48 AM	#6
I HATE POKEMON! Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Let's make a secret word and ban them if they say it. Something like "hello".

03-29-2004, 05:22 AM	#8
I HATE POKEMON! Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	Where you can Tronfer and IP Tronfer, I presume?

03-29-2004, 06:26 AM	#9
Psytronic Guest Posts: n/a Points: 0 Bank: 0 Total Points: 0 Donate	You had better believe it.