world of nintendo(funny crossovers)

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this is a fanfiction i've decided to make.

chapter 1:what just happened?!?!

"mario, mario!wake up!"
"....mm.."
"mario, wake up you fat lard!"
mario slowly opened his eyes.
"what is it, luigi?" "mario, princess peach has gone missing!"
mario suddenly sat straight up."she's missing?!?!"said mario.
"toad came by and told me that he couldn't find her!"
mario jumped out of his bed and ran out the door."wait for me!"cried luigi.

mario and luigi ran to bowser's castle, where peach had always been taken to before,when kidnapped. mario and luigi ran in, ramming into and killing two goombas.
"(gasp!) it's the mario bros.!"cried a koopa."get them!" koopa troopas and goombas surrounded mario and luigi."what are we going to do, mario?!"said luigi."that's easy,luigi,"said mario as he began jumping on bowser's soldiers.
luigi killed the rest, and hurried down the hall with mario.mario almost ran straight into bowser jr.

"oh, great! it's you two!what do you want, mario and dope?"said bowser jr.
"we don't have time for you,brat.get out of our way."
"you can't tell ME what to do!" said bowser jr. luigi kicked the brat in face.
"yeeow!i'm telling my dad that you spanked me!"
mario ignored him and ground pounded on his head.mario and luigi kept running, headed to bowser's throne room.

"well, we made it," said luigi."and now to save the princess!"said mario.

mario and luigi ran into the throne room. the koopa king sat in his throne lazily."bowser!!!"yelled mario."where's peach?!?!"

"how should i know," said bowser." i just kidnapped her in super mario galaxy. i'm taking a break, and catching up on my soap opera."
"don't lie, you piece of trash!now show us where you put the princess!" said mario."no, really,"said bowser."i have no idea."

annoyed, mario jumped on bowser's head."you'll pay for that!" screamed bowser. bowser got off of his throne, and ran toward mario.

he stopped. "uh, mario?.." "yes, luigi?.." "what happened to bowser's castle?"
".....i..don't know..." they were now in a field of grass.

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"...where..is my throne?.and..the rest of the castle?..."said bowser.
"and the rest of mushroom kingdom?.......OH NO WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!" said luigi.

mario slapped luigi across the face."PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER!!!!!"
"ow...sorry, mario, it's just that I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE WE ARE!!"
"then let's look around, and stop acting like that!!this isn't dragon ball Z, where we have a suprised look on our face and remain motionless for about the whole episode!" said mario.

mario, luigi, and bowser walked across the field, which seemed to be endless.
SKREE!!SKREE!!
"um, mario, what's that noise?" said luigi.
"i,..have no idea."
mario turned around to see two moblins headed straight for them.
"oh no!" cried mario. the moblins pounced on mario and luigi."hahaha!!"laughed bowser."you can't even defend yourself against these mindless freaks!..HUUAAKK!!!"(choking noise) a moblin bigger than the rest squeezed his arms around bowser's neck."HUUAAKK!!!"

"aaahh!!you-a-let-a-go-of-a-me-a-right-a-now!!!"yelled mario. mario,luigi, and bowser heard a bloody slicing noise right behind there backs.
mario stood up, and found himself free. they all turned around to see the moblins dead, and a boy in a green tunic wearing a green hat with a sword and a shield standing in front of them.

"thank you for saving us,but uh..who are you?"said luigi.
"i'm link, hero,protecter,warrior, and defender of the kingdom of hyrule!!!"said the boy.
"uh, yeah, good luck with that.but uh,pardon me, but we have no idea where we are."

"you're in hyrule field!" said link.
"mario,"whispered luigi."this guy might know his way around pretty well. maybe he can help us." "then let's test him,luigi," whispered mario.

"uh, excuse-a-me, sir, but would you-a-happen to know who that house on that hill belongs to?" said mario.

"justin bailey, and his dog jump-man."
"and would you-a-happen to know that fly's name that's crawling up the bottom of your tunic?"

"oh, him?his name's mark."

"mario, i think we've found the right person" whispered luigi.
"ok, just one more question.link, what am i thinking of right now?"
"you're hoping that there will be another phillips cd-i game about you," replied link.
"phillips cd-i? yeah, right!what a horrible system! well, anyway, could you help us find our way around?" said mario.

"sure!" said link.

the group walked away."phillips cd-i?!?!"thought mario."man, he's good."

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" oh, and by the way, i forgot to add that if you want me to help you find your way around, you have to do everything I say for a whole day," said link.
"WHAT??!!! YOU $$$@@@$$$%%@######$$@@##$$@@##$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"sa id mario.
"you **********!!!!" screamed luigi.
"oh my gosh, you idiots, just say the real thing instead of blocking it out! this isn't the news!"said bowser.

"so, for my first command, act like the three stooges," said link.
" mario, we're going to have to do what he says," whispered luigi.
"grr...alright," whispered mario."but after he's helped us I wanna kill him."

" I said, start acting like the three stooges!!!"

mario kicked bowser in the face.bowser stomped on mario, and luigi punched mario. mario broke free, and jabbed jabbed two fingers into luigi's eyes.
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! YOU PUNCTURED MY EYES!! I CAN'T SEE!!"
"hmm..ok. you're done. good job.now, say everything backwards."


"i etah siht yug os hcum," said oiram(er..mario, i mean.)

" hhhhaaaaa!!!!! m'I dnilb!"screamed luigi.


"i t'nod hsaw ym sdnah nehw i esu eht moorhtab." said bowser.


the day went on, everyone doing stupid stuff, and luigi screaming on about his blindness.

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list of stupid things they did: acted like the three stooges talked backwards drank out of a toilet dance to micheal jackson's music quit playing world of warcraft to play runescape read fan-fics about comics that aren't marvel or dc read star wars books about the marriage of han solo and princess leia finish all of the legend of zelda philips cd-i games for link make fan-fics about the zelda cartoon chapter 4: now they get what they want the next day, mario,luigi, and bowser awoke tired and bruised from doing those things that link said to do. "now, YOU are going to do what we want you to do?!" yelled mario. "oh, yeah, about that, um..," said link as he turned to run away. "GET HIM!!" yelled bowser. mario dived forward and grabbed link by the neck. luigi began mercilessly kicking his back-side. bowser scratched his face with great, sharp, claws. "okay! okay! stop, please! i'll do what you say!!" "hmm.. hurt him one more time and then let him go," said mario with an evil smile. "thank ..you..ow...ow..ow..ow.. now where..oww...do..ow.you..ow .. want me to take you?..ow," said link. "you will show us around hyrule and be our guide from now on!" "ow..alright!" "mario, help me!" mario's head almost exploded at the sound of princess peach's voice. "princess peach!" everyone turned their heads to see princess peach grabbed by someone in black armor fly by. mario and everyone followed after. bowser grabbed link's long ear to stop him from running away. "hahaha!!" laughed the man in armor. "(gasp!) it's ganondorf!" said link. "who's ganondorf?!" said mario. " he's my worst enemy, besides mr.clean and the koolaid man." then link heard very familiar voices. "shouldn't you be taking a bath?!" "my, you must be very thirsty!" link screamed in horror."it's mr.clean and the koolaid man!" in the koolaid man's arms was a girl dressed very similar to peach. "link, help!" "(gasp!) princess zelda!" in the arms of mr. clean was a very familiar lady to them all. "help!" cried ophra. "(gasp) it's ophra!" "ophra?!" "yes" said bowser."i'm her number one fan! we must save her!" everyone ran after the evil villains in an attempt to save those close to them.

[Panfan]

I'm sorry, I haven't read it. Main reason: Grammar.

Now, grammar rules don't apply to general posting (except to Grammar Nazis such as myself) but if you want to be taken seriously as a writer, or if you want people to read your stories, please get some interest in putting proper grammar in your stories.

[1-up Salesman]

sorry, at first I was pretty good at spacing everything out. But the fourth chapter was really funny but not spaced out.

[Seeking Attention]

Chapter 4 wasn't that funny...

[1-up Salesman]

well I'm just glad that you actually read it.