A Shy Guy Beats Up a Bunch of Girls: Part 5

Antisocial · 09-01-2011, 08:38 AM

I'm just gonna go for it.

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These are comic strips I do every now and then. Some censored for the chaste eyes of VGF. First, a few things you should know.

1. I created these characters circa 2000 and developed them with HotD's help meticulously for around the course of five years, and the basic premise revolves around a Shy Guy who teaches a girls' P.E. class (no, seriously) including slice-of-life episodes of the students. You would probably think it's the brainchild of a socially bereft nerd who's making a lame attempt to mix up his fondness for Mario and manga art befitting of Deviantart and general fanfiction. Well, that's because it is. But hey, I'm showing it to you anyway.

2. I admit it--I like to draw stereotypical anime girls (MOE BISHOUJO STYLE REPRESENT). I have the intention to possibly use these characters professionally somehow someday (another harem series lol) and my basic concept is mixing manga with Western satire, but we'll see how that goes. As far as I'm concerned, I'm currently just drawing these for fun and faeries at the moment.

3. Speaking of DeviantART, I do not have a gallery anywhere on the internet (my not-so-tiny-anymore Photobucket page doesn't count). I do not have any plans to put up one anytime soon.

4. No, I still currently have no desire to put up my own website for this. I'm posting them here for your amusement, and if that doesn't gel with anyone of authority, I honestly have no problem stopping altogether.

5. I am running out of old material to show and drawing new stuff takes a lot of time because I am a lazy slob. Therefore, periods between updates may be longer than usual from here on out.

6. Some comics may be links. Click those comics for stupid Easter eggs.

Feedback appreciated but not mandatory.

Cannonballing: Tsu-xia Tenor
Hands first: Zash Tekku

Redshirt · 09-01-2011, 09:11 AM

Talk about hard water.

**Loot** · 09-01-2011, 01:07 PM

Wait a minute, if in this exaggerated situation, if this sunblock truly is waterproof, wouldn't that mean it repels water, which means instead of hitting the water as if it were solid she would slip through completely dry and hit the bottom of the pool, unaffected by gravity and oh no ive gone cross eyed

Dizzy · 09-01-2011, 01:10 PM

dat surface tension

Bomby · 09-01-2011, 02:57 PM

zomg underboob.

Antisocial · 09-02-2011, 09:45 AM

^^^ That sounds difficult to depict on paper.

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Originally Posted by Dizzy

...Physical abuse is funny when it's not from a man.

Dramatic punch: Shoemi Tsuboshin
Humorous punch: Emily Yurimitsu
Atypical kick: Misanthropy

**Loot** · 09-02-2011, 11:38 AM

Whoh, that's one abusive Shoemi.

Haha, that's a funny Emily!

Haha, he's too small to punch easily!

**Valigarmander** · 09-02-2011, 12:10 PM

Actually, I want to see more of Abusive Shoemi.

This comic needs some drama.

***CaptHayfever*** · 09-02-2011, 01:39 PM

Neither of the first two is funny without context. The third is only funny because of the context established by the first two.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Rainbow Dash · 09-02-2011, 02:19 PM

punching women the comic. furthermore;

**Loot** · 09-02-2011, 04:21 PM

The more I look at it, the funnier the first panel is. Maybe because Shoemi looks like he doesn't know how to throw a punch.

Dizzy · 09-02-2011, 04:29 PM

It's like he wants to be a pimp.

**X-3** · 09-02-2011, 06:04 PM

He's going to break that illusion.

Antisocial · 09-03-2011, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Valigarmander

This comic needs some drama.

Me take this comic seriously? You're mad.

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Originally Posted by Loot

The more I look at it, the funnier the first panel is. Maybe because Shoemi looks like he doesn't know how to throw a punch.

He doesn't. He knows how to receive them, though.

Couldn't score: Shoemi Tsuboshin
Alleged exception to the problem: Diogenes Asperix
Not impressed: Hinigata To, Kel Norbison

***CaptHayfever*** · 09-03-2011, 11:01 AM

Any SCP readers will find it extra hilarious that Diogenes is such a macho man.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

**Loot** · 09-03-2011, 11:02 AM

... Borderlands?

Rainbow Dash · 09-03-2011, 12:33 PM

tell us what game this is with a knife and gamecube wavebirds

monstrman · 09-03-2011, 03:06 PM

Call of Duty: Time Travelling Warfare 3 1/2.5

***CaptHayfever*** · 09-04-2011, 01:19 AM

^^Does Killer7 have knives?

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Antisocial · 09-05-2011, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptHayfever

Any SCP readers will find it extra hilarious that Diogenes is such a macho man.

Knowing Dio, he'd probably want to stay far away from things that would alter his gender. Also, extra hilarity for Diogenes being named after the Greek cynic, in contrast to the former's optimism.

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Originally Posted by Rainbow Dash

tell us what game this is with a knife and gamecube wavebirds

1. It's not a Wavebird.
2. I should really do my research better on how things like certain game controllers look before drawing their likenesses. I am punching myself in the face now for this oversight.

Not fast enough: Candice Blenny
Human rotor: Xingo Taromujo

09-01-2011, 09:11 AM	#2
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,698 Thanks: 703 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	Talk about hard water.

09-01-2011, 01:07 PM	#3
Loot Apparently I'm a mod? Join Date: May 2001 Location: LEGITIMATE BUSINESS Gender: Posts: 13,208 Thanks: 236 Thanked 1,237 Times in 659 Posts	Wait a minute, if in this exaggerated situation, if this sunblock truly is waterproof, wouldn't that mean it repels water, which means instead of hitting the water as if it were solid she would slip through completely dry and hit the bottom of the pool, unaffected by gravity and oh no ive gone cross eyed

09-01-2011, 01:10 PM	#4
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,161 Times in 804 Posts Blog Entries: 116	dat surface tension

09-01-2011, 02:57 PM	#5
Bomby You just freaking blew Joe Biden's mind! Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: WHAT?house Gender: Posts: 19,491 Thanks: 513 Thanked 1,449 Times in 849 Posts Blog Entries: 5	zomg underboob.

09-02-2011, 11:38 AM	#7
Loot Apparently I'm a mod? Join Date: May 2001 Location: LEGITIMATE BUSINESS Gender: Posts: 13,208 Thanks: 236 Thanked 1,237 Times in 659 Posts	Whoh, that's one abusive Shoemi. Haha, that's a funny Emily! Haha, he's too small to punch easily!

09-02-2011, 12:10 PM	#8
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,700 Times in 2,580 Posts Blog Entries: 20	Actually, I want to see more of Abusive Shoemi. This comic needs some drama.

09-02-2011, 01:39 PM	#9
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	Neither of the first two is funny without context. The third is only funny because of the context established by the first two. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

09-02-2011, 02:19 PM	#10
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,398 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	punching women the comic. furthermore;

09-02-2011, 04:21 PM	#11
Loot Apparently I'm a mod? Join Date: May 2001 Location: LEGITIMATE BUSINESS Gender: Posts: 13,208 Thanks: 236 Thanked 1,237 Times in 659 Posts	The more I look at it, the funnier the first panel is. Maybe because Shoemi looks like he doesn't know how to throw a punch.

09-02-2011, 04:29 PM	#12
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,161 Times in 804 Posts Blog Entries: 116	It's like he wants to be a pimp.

09-02-2011, 06:04 PM	#13
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,943 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	He's going to break that illusion.

09-03-2011, 11:01 AM	#15
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	Any SCP readers will find it extra hilarious that Diogenes is such a macho man. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

09-03-2011, 11:02 AM	#16
Loot Apparently I'm a mod? Join Date: May 2001 Location: LEGITIMATE BUSINESS Gender: Posts: 13,208 Thanks: 236 Thanked 1,237 Times in 659 Posts	... Borderlands?

09-03-2011, 12:33 PM	#17
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,398 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	tell us what game this is with a knife and gamecube wavebirds

09-03-2011, 03:06 PM	#18
monstrman Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: LET'S SAAAAAVE THE WOOOORLD. Gender: Posts: 1,035 Thanks: 87 Thanked 53 Times in 42 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Call of Duty: Time Travelling Warfare 3 1/2.5

09-04-2011, 01:19 AM	#19
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,659 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	^^Does Killer7 have knives? And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"