wesker fight

edebl · 08-22-2009, 11:42 PM

wesker can beat ur but in a flash.

Robotazy · 08-22-2009, 11:53 PM

Goku wins because he can eat Spikes and the Sun.

Also, inb4lock and/or move.

Luigiman7 · 08-22-2009, 11:55 PM

Chris is hotter.

So there.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 08-22-2009, 11:55 PM

Step one: Introduce your character (you've essentially done this).

Step two: After everyone has selected a character, choose a battlefield (Smash Brothers Final Destination).

Step three: Describe your attack.
---
I'll fight you with, eh, Sonic. I'll start:

Sonic appears from nowhere, confused, at Final Destion. He sees a blonde man, waiting...

edebl · 08-23-2009, 12:01 AM

sonic get hit with a cobra strike knocking him out.

Luigiman7 · 08-23-2009, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I REALLY HATE POKEMON!

Step two: After everyone has selected a character, choose a battlefield (Smash Brothers Final Destination).

Wesker only, no items?

Metal Man · 08-23-2009, 01:55 AM

A time traveler kills Wesker's parents before he is born, averting this topic.

PK FIRE! · 08-23-2009, 02:31 AM

I play the temperal paradox card thus negating Metal Man's time travel solution, why because the idea struck me(and it hurt.)

Robotazy · 08-23-2009, 02:47 AM

ZAZY THE TORMENTER COMES IN AND IS ALL "I SMELL SEX AND CANDY IN HERE" AND CALLS THE ANGRY SUN TO RAM INTO YOU, BURNING YOU INSTANTLY.

Metal Man · 08-23-2009, 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PSYCHOKID909

I play the temperal paradox card thus negating Metal Man's time travel solution, why because the idea struck me(and it hurt.)

But the infinite universes theory makes my event impossible to undo, causing you to move into a parallel universe instead.

Where the angry sun kills Wesker anyway.

1-up Salesman · 08-23-2009, 10:22 AM

And then this topic got locked. ...please?

Blake · 08-23-2009, 10:49 AM

Wesker is the most retarded character ever so he automatically loses for existing in any game beyond RE1.

Luigiman7 · 08-23-2009, 01:01 PM

Chris is hotter.

So there.

Vgfian · 08-23-2009, 04:07 PM

Not as hot as the sun.... WHICH GOKU F***ING LIVES ON! F**K YEAH!

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**Galefore** · 08-23-2009, 05:05 PM

I'm so sorry I missed this debacle. It looks so cool.

HAY NEWB. Welcome to the Gunjin. I see you've begun your ~~trolling~~ learning process and started skooling the gunjin on "beating but".

GREAT!

But here's the catch.

You are doing it wrong.

As noted by the non-mods who want me to lock and/or move this, the idea here is to post a character, describe him, describe his actions, and then await an opponent. This person will be writing the other half of the scene. Now, battle scenes here typically require you to use more than one sentence - your type of fighting is suited to the Battle Board, in which inane **** like this is encouraged for humor's sake. Either browse our rules and learn (like I did), or try your luck there. It will certainly be less spamish and I won't have to do this again.

I like to encourage our new blood, and I hope you stick around to learn more. Just try not to make a topic like this again unless you intend on doing something more than informing us of how awesome Albert Wesker is. Go ahead, show me how awesome Wesker is by having him **** somebody's **** up. Just do it our way if you intend to do it in this forum.

KTHX.

Always your best friend,

Galefore.

08-22-2009, 11:42 PM	#1
edebl Newbie Join Date: Aug 2009 Gender: Posts: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	wesker fight wesker can beat ur but in a flash.

08-22-2009, 11:53 PM	#2
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	This is not the point of this forum. Goku wins because he can eat Spikes and the Sun. Also, inb4lock and/or move.

08-22-2009, 11:55 PM	#3
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Chris is hotter. So there. __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

08-23-2009, 02:47 AM	#9
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	Noob fight. ZAZY THE TORMENTER COMES IN AND IS ALL "I SMELL SEX AND CANDY IN HERE" AND CALLS THE ANGRY SUN TO RAM INTO YOU, BURNING YOU INSTANTLY.

08-23-2009, 01:01 PM	#13
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Chris is hotter. So there. __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

08-22-2009, 11:55 PM	#4
I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,717 Thanks: 1,334 Thanked 275 Times in 234 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Step one: Introduce your character (you've essentially done this). Step two: After everyone has selected a character, choose a battlefield (Smash Brothers Final Destination). Step three: Describe your attack. --- I'll fight you with, eh, Sonic. I'll start: Sonic appears from nowhere, confused, at Final Destion. He sees a blonde man, waiting...

08-23-2009, 12:01 AM	#5
edebl Newbie Join Date: Aug 2009 Gender: Posts: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	sonic get hit with a cobra strike knocking him out.

08-23-2009, 01:55 AM	#7
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	A time traveler kills Wesker's parents before he is born, averting this topic.

08-23-2009, 02:31 AM	#8
PK FIRE! Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: On the run. Gender: Posts: 9,544 Thanks: 175 Thanked 150 Times in 120 Posts	I play the temperal paradox card thus negating Metal Man's time travel solution, why because the idea struck me(and it hurt.)

08-23-2009, 10:22 AM	#11
1-up Salesman Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Letting you guys know that I'm planning on continuing Attack of the Spammers soon. Gender: Posts: 4,095 Thanks: 2,162 Thanked 250 Times in 194 Posts Blog Entries: 9	And then this topic got locked. ...please?

08-23-2009, 10:49 AM	#12
Blake Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: A generic place such as a house Gender: Posts: 4,628 Thanks: 1,489 Thanked 206 Times in 148 Posts	Wesker is the most retarded character ever so he automatically loses for existing in any game beyond RE1.

08-23-2009, 04:07 PM	#14
Vgfian Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Listening to Seeking 7 Seven and giving out free hugs. :) Gender: Posts: 6,862 Thanks: 2,433 Thanked 398 Times in 311 Posts	Not as hot as the sun.... WHICH GOKU F*ING LIVES ON! FK YEAH! [/topic]

08-23-2009, 05:05 PM	#15
Galefore EXPLOSION GOD OF MUSIC Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Some studio somewhere Gender: Posts: 8,275 Thanks: 1,361 Thanked 826 Times in 535 Posts Blog Entries: 5	I'm so sorry I missed this debacle. It looks so cool. HAY NEWB. Welcome to the Gunjin. I see you've begun your ~~trolling~~ learning process and started skooling the gunjin on "beating but". GREAT! But here's the catch. You are doing it wrong. As noted by the non-mods who want me to lock and/or move this, the idea here is to post a character, describe him, describe his actions, and then await an opponent. This person will be writing the other half of the scene. Now, battle scenes here typically require you to use more than one sentence - your type of fighting is suited to the Battle Board, in which inane **** like this is encouraged for humor's sake. Either browse our rules and learn (like I did), or try your luck there. It will certainly be less spamish and I won't have to do this again. I like to encourage our new blood, and I hope you stick around to learn more. Just try not to make a topic like this again unless you intend on doing something more than informing us of how awesome Albert Wesker is. Go ahead, show me how awesome Wesker is by having him ** somebody's ** up. Just do it our way if you intend to do it in this forum. KTHX. Always your best friend, Galefore.